Watford 4:1 Manchester United

Tom Cato · Nov 12, 2021

Mickeza said:
I want a back four with a highline - none of this 3-5-2 bollocks. Play Donny and Sancho. Dominate the ball. Sustain attacks by winning the ball back quickly. Don’t have gaps the size of a country between the defensive, midfield and attacking lines. Score from a set piece. Win comfortably.

I suggest you email the club this information, it could be valuable.

Mickeza · Nov 12, 2021

Tom Cato said:
I suggest you email the club this information, it could be valuable.

I have full confidence that’s how we’ll play. We won’t be playing 3-5-2 again.

KiD MoYeS · Nov 12, 2021

I can save you ninety minutes of your life.

Man Utd will start quickly without creating much.

Watford will come into the game and dominate Man Utd for the remainder of the half, probably going into halftime with a one goal lead.

Solskjaer will not make any changes at halftime but Man Utd will come out the second half playing with some more urgency.

United will equalise through a defensive mistake around the hour mark.

United will take the lead in the final ten minutes through a Ronaldo goal from nothing.

Watford will continue to have some chances but will lack the quality to take them.

Man Utd win and everything is rosy in the managers eyes.

Turnip · Nov 12, 2021

I was so excited for this season, and I normally hate international breaks because I just want the season to carry on, but I just couldn't care less about this game. Even if we win I know it will be drivel for the majority of the match. I'll never root for United to lose, but I'm not sure I'd care that much if they did, doesn't feel like it will make a large difference to anything either way.

smi11ie · Nov 12, 2021

I keep thinking of ways I would like Utd to play, I start typing then I imagine Watford sucker punching. He has to play to the team's strengths so that means all out attack.

Red Indian Chief Torn Rubber · Nov 12, 2021

This is the month that will determine the gaffers fate. Ranieri has 2 weeks to plot for us.

tomaldinho1 · Nov 12, 2021

Honestly care so little about this. We should win, it would be a travesty not to, but what's the point? We're listing around without any direction just hoping for a top four challenge and maybe getting a nice draw in knock out comps, it's so unlike United.

My only Eric · Nov 12, 2021

Mickeza said:
I want a back four with a highline - none of this 3-5-2 bollocks. Play Donny and Sancho. Dominate the ball. Sustain attacks by winning the ball back quickly. Don’t have gaps the size of a country between the defensive, midfield and attacking lines. Score from a set piece. Win comfortably.

Mate, would you like some roast eagle meat to go with this fantasy?

This is Ole we're talking about here

Mickeza · Nov 12, 2021

My only Eric said:
Mate, would you like some roast eagle meat to go with this fantasy?

This is Ole we're talking about here

You are correct. Scoring from a set-piece was a bit much.

yamo123x · Nov 12, 2021

What's gonna happen, just for a bit of fun

-We start the game well but create no clear cut chances, with AWB on the ball the most.
-After 8mins with Watford's first forray into our half and we concede a deflected shot from Tom Cleverly 1-0
-20mins Carrick has reached Level 356 on Angry Birds
-24 mins Maguire caught in possession by Josh King who forces a super save out of De Gea
-25mins- From the resulting corner Craig Cathcart rises above Lindelof to power home a 2nd- 2-0
-30mins- Greenwood and Donny warm up
-36mins- Yellow card Shaw
41mins- AWB beaten by King and his low cross just avoids Dennis at the back post
44mins- Sancho links up with Bruno and Ronaldo finishes from close range - 2-1 back in it !
HALF TIME

47mins- Following a sterling team talk we start well with Ben Foster saving from Bruno and Ronaldo in short succession.
54mins- Breakaway- King to Dennis and with Shaw nowhere to be seen - Sarr is free at the back post to make it 3-1
55mins- On comes Greenwood for Fred, as Phelan disappears down the Tunnel.
59minutes- De Gea makes great double save to deny Dennis and Sissoko after the former charges through our midfield at will
67mins- Mckenna decides to get off his seat and signs a Phil Neville shirt
79mins- On comes Lingard for sancho
81mins- Foster finally beaten by Mason Greenwood with a low drive
85mins- Mike Phelan appears from the changing rooms with a new pair of shorts
88th minute- On comes Donny for Bruno
94th minute- Ronaldooooooooooooo wonder header from the GOAT deep in added time from Lingard's cross 3-3
FINAL SCORE- 3-3
Ole high fives all around, great comeback, these lads never know when to give up, we go again next week

soapythecat · Nov 12, 2021

This will be the best banker you could get, ever, for a United win. There’s no way we will drop points as we have way better player with motivation. We will win and it will give Ole breathing space (that he doesn’t deserve).

Massive Spanner · Nov 12, 2021

yamo123x said:
What's gonna happen, just for a bit of fun

-We start the game well but create no clear cut chances, with AWB on the ball the most.
-After 8mins with Watford's first forray into our half and we concede a deflected shot from Tom Cleverly 1-0
-20mins Carrick has reached Level 356 on Angry Birds
-24 mins Maguire caught in possession by Josh King who forces a super save out of De Gea
-25mins- From the resulting corner Craig Cathcart rises above Lindelof to power home a 2nd- 2-0
-30mins- Greenwood and Donny warm up
-36mins- Yellow card Shaw
41mins- AWB beaten by King and his low cross just avoids Dennis at the back post
44mins- Sancho links up with Bruno and Ronaldo finishes from close range - 2-1 back in it !
HALF TIME

47mins- Following a sterling team talk we start well with Ben Foster saving from Bruno and Ronaldo in short succession.
54mins- Breakaway- King to Dennis and with Shaw nowhere to be seen - Sarr is free at the back post to make it 3-1
55mins- On comes Greenwood for Fred, as Phelan disappears down the Tunnel.
59minutes- De Gea makes great double save to deny Dennis and Sissoko after the former charges through our midfield at will
67mins- Mckenna decides to get off his seat and signs a Phil Neville shirt
79mins- On comes Lingard for sancho
81mins- Foster finally beaten by Mason Greenwood with a low drive
85mins- Mike Phelan appears from the changing rooms with a new pair of shorts
88th minute- On comes Donny for Bruno
94th minute- Ronaldooooooooooooo wonder header from the GOAT deep in added time from Lingard's cross 3-3
FINAL SCORE- 3-3
Ole high fives all around, great comeback, these lads never know when to give up, we go again next week

Wow so fun.

Jaap · Nov 13, 2021

VanDeBank said:
You included the accent on Matic!?

Who is this sophisticated person pretending his name is Jaap?

I don't know. Must be my alter ego.

Garethw · Nov 13, 2021

It looks like the players might have to stop playing for Ole to get him sacked.

If the players hit the ground at 100mph against Watford then we’ll know that they still back Ole. If it’s the same lethargic shite then it will be the clearest sign yet that they are not on the Ole train.

GueRed · Nov 13, 2021

we go again

ShinjiNinja26 · Nov 13, 2021

Garethw said:
It looks like the players might have to stop playing for Ole to get him sacked.

If the players hit the ground at 100mph against Watford then we’ll know that they still back Ole. If it’s the same lethargic shite then it will be the clearest sign yet that they are not on the Ole train.

Hopefully that train is coming to the last stop.

DomesticTadpole · Nov 13, 2021

So this isn't on TV? Thank goodness for that at least.

smi11ie · Nov 14, 2021

I am not looking forward to this game. I just have a sinking feeling because Ole and the YTS coaches are in still in charge. Utd should win but anything could happen.

Micky Targaryen · Nov 14, 2021

yamo123x said:
What's gonna happen, just for a bit of fun

-We start the game well but create no clear cut chances, with AWB on the ball the most.
-After 8mins with Watford's first forray into our half and we concede a deflected shot from Tom Cleverly 1-0
-20mins Carrick has reached Level 356 on Angry Birds
-24 mins Maguire caught in possession by Josh King who forces a super save out of De Gea
-25mins- From the resulting corner Craig Cathcart rises above Lindelof to power home a 2nd- 2-0
-30mins- Greenwood and Donny warm up
-36mins- Yellow card Shaw
41mins- AWB beaten by King and his low cross just avoids Dennis at the back post
44mins- Sancho links up with Bruno and Ronaldo finishes from close range - 2-1 back in it !
HALF TIME

47mins- Following a sterling team talk we start well with Ben Foster saving from Bruno and Ronaldo in short succession.
54mins- Breakaway- King to Dennis and with Shaw nowhere to be seen - Sarr is free at the back post to make it 3-1
55mins- On comes Greenwood for Fred, as Phelan disappears down the Tunnel.
59minutes- De Gea makes great double save to deny Dennis and Sissoko after the former charges through our midfield at will
67mins- Mckenna decides to get off his seat and signs a Phil Neville shirt
79mins- On comes Lingard for sancho
81mins- Foster finally beaten by Mason Greenwood with a low drive
85mins- Mike Phelan appears from the changing rooms with a new pair of shorts
88th minute- On comes Donny for Bruno
94th minute- Ronaldooooooooooooo wonder header from the GOAT deep in added time from Lingard's cross 3-3
FINAL SCORE- 3-3
Ole high fives all around, great comeback, these lads never know when to give up, we go again next week

You forgot to include the match going fans applauding Ole for yet another game saving masterclass.

Red00012 · Nov 14, 2021

I think we will win

There’s been no coaching at the club due to international break so easy win

waiting on the there’s never been coaching replies

Plant0x84 · Nov 14, 2021

Gonna be a quiet match day thread if no one’s watching! Let’s see how that turns out……

UTD_Since_1978 · Nov 14, 2021

I hate these international breaks they seem to drag on forever.

smi11ie · Nov 14, 2021

Red00012 said:
I think we will win

There’s been no coaching at the club due to international break so easy win

waiting on the there’s never been coaching replies

Good point. The less input the staff have the better.

Red00012 · Nov 14, 2021

DomesticTadpole said:
So this isn't on TV? Thank goodness for that at least.

Premier Sports are showing it

DomesticTadpole · Nov 14, 2021

Red00012 said:
Premier Sports are showing it

I'm in England. Don't have it anyway. So Wooohooo!

UTD_Since_1978 · Nov 14, 2021

DRJosh said:
Watford to get a 1-0 win with the camera focusing on Ole looking cluelessly at his iPad screen that he seems so fond of during match days, probably as a way to hide from the embarrassment of taking this club right into the doldrums

And then beaming like a cheshire cat at the final whistle & again in the post match interview & presser.

DRJosh · Nov 14, 2021

UTD_Since_1978 said:
And then beaming like a cheshire cat at the final whistle & again in the post match interview & presser.

That’s a man who knows he’s immune to the sack.

UTD_Since_1978 · Nov 14, 2021

DRJosh said:
That’s a man who knows he’s immune to the sack.

Sadly so, the Glazers & the board love their "Yes Man" puppet & the club & fans suffer.

Kaos · Nov 14, 2021

We desperately need to win this if we want to stay competitive in the top 4 race (ugh, how far we've fallen), but if we do lose this I genuinely hope its drubbing, I'd take a 4-0 Watford spanking please, just so see how Ole justifies it by claiming we're not Watford's level. End this nightmare already.

UTD_Since_1978 · Nov 14, 2021

Kaos said:
We desperately need to win this if we want to stay competitive in the top 4 race (ugh, how far we've fallen), but if we do lose this I genuinely hope its drubbing, I'd take a 4-0 Watford spanking please, just so see how Ole justifies it by claiming we're not Watford's level. End this nightmare already.

I'm not even sure a 4-0 defeat against Watford would get Ole the sack with these stupid owners & board.

suheilsworld · Nov 14, 2021

King has already scored a hat-trick against one of his former employers

Green_Red · Nov 14, 2021

Ranieri will easily outfox Ole. If we're not at the races then this will be a tough game. Our last few meetings with these have been tough if I remember them correctly.

Hughie77 · Nov 14, 2021

All his favs are fit they start . Huff and puff for 90mins and maybe squeeze a win.

Luffy · Nov 14, 2021

It’s a human sign
When things go wrong
Van de Beek and J. Lingard
Make the bench quite strong

End to the quandary
Of your management
Hope Erik comes calling
And negativity ends

Slow, slow start
Hard done by you
Joshua King looks sharper, Bailly
Just passing through

And it’s no sacrifice
Just a simple loss
It’s Solskjaer leaving
Then it’s a new boss
But, it's no sacrifice
No sacrifice
It's no sacrifice, at all

Mutual misunderstanding
At centre-back
Serendipity builds a person
Who is just a hack

We lose direction
No way to turn
Keano will damn you
With a novel burn

Slow, slow start
Hard done by you
Joshua King looks sharper, Bailly
Just passing through

And it’s no sacrifice
Just a simple loss
It’s Solskjaer leaving
Then it’s a new boss
But, it's no sacrifice
No sacrifice
It's no sacrifice, at all

RedBanker · Nov 14, 2021

Luffy said:
It’s a human sign
When things go wrong
Van de Beek and J. Lingard
Make the bench quite strong

End to the quandary
Of your management
Hope Erik comes calling
And negativity ends

Slow, slow start
Hard done by you
Joshua King looks sharper, Bailly
Just passing through

And it’s no sacrifice
Just a simple loss
It’s Solskjaer leaving
Then it’s a new boss
But, it's no sacrifice
No sacrifice
It's no sacrifice, at all

Mutual misunderstanding
At centre-back
Serendipity builds a person
Who is just a hack

We lose direction
No way to turn
Keano will damn you
With a novel burn

Slow, slow start
Hard done by you
Joshua King looks sharper, Bailly
Just passing through

And it’s no sacrifice
Just a simple loss
It’s Solskjaer leaving
Then it’s a new boss
But, it's no sacrifice
No sacrifice
It's no sacrifice, at all

Amazing. I actually sang it. :lol:

Who's Kissing Cameras? · Nov 14, 2021

Can’t see us getting a positive result.

arthurka · Nov 14, 2021

Ranieri will get one over Ole.

UnofficialDevil · Nov 14, 2021

yamo123x said:
What's gonna happen, just for a bit of fun

-We start the game well but create no clear cut chances, with AWB on the ball the most.
-After 8mins with Watford's first forray into our half and we concede a deflected shot from Tom Cleverly 1-0
-20mins Carrick has reached Level 356 on Angry Birds
-24 mins Maguire caught in possession by Josh King who forces a super save out of De Gea
-25mins- From the resulting corner Craig Cathcart rises above Lindelof to power home a 2nd- 2-0
-30mins- Greenwood and Donny warm up
-36mins- Yellow card Shaw
41mins- AWB beaten by King and his low cross just avoids Dennis at the back post
44mins- Sancho links up with Bruno and Ronaldo finishes from close range - 2-1 back in it !
HALF TIME

47mins- Following a sterling team talk we start well with Ben Foster saving from Bruno and Ronaldo in short succession.
54mins- Breakaway- King to Dennis and with Shaw nowhere to be seen - Sarr is free at the back post to make it 3-1
55mins- On comes Greenwood for Fred, as Phelan disappears down the Tunnel.
59minutes- De Gea makes great double save to deny Dennis and Sissoko after the former charges through our midfield at will
67mins- Mckenna decides to get off his seat and signs a Phil Neville shirt
79mins- On comes Lingard for sancho
81mins- Foster finally beaten by Mason Greenwood with a low drive
85mins- Mike Phelan appears from the changing rooms with a new pair of shorts
88th minute- On comes Donny for Bruno
94th minute- Ronaldooooooooooooo wonder header from the GOAT deep in added time from Lingard's cross 3-3
FINAL SCORE- 3-3
Ole high fives all around, great comeback, these lads never know when to give up, we go again next week

On the front foot, passion to win the ball, more on the front foot, passion, Jordan, Tyson Fury.

UnofficialDevil · Nov 14, 2021

Luffy said:
It’s a human sign
When things go wrong
Van de Beek and J. Lingard
Make the bench quite strong

End to the quandary
Of your management
Hope Erik comes calling
And negativity ends

Slow, slow start
Hard done by you
Joshua King looks sharper, Bailly
Just passing through

And it’s no sacrifice
Just a simple loss
It’s Solskjaer leaving
Then it’s a new boss
But, it's no sacrifice
No sacrifice
It's no sacrifice, at all

Mutual misunderstanding
At centre-back
Serendipity builds a person
Who is just a hack

We lose direction
No way to turn
Keano will damn you
With a novel burn

Slow, slow start
Hard done by you
Joshua King looks sharper, Bailly
Just passing through

And it’s no sacrifice
Just a simple loss
It’s Solskjaer leaving
Then it’s a new boss
But, it's no sacrifice
No sacrifice
It's no sacrifice, at all

"And it’s no sacrifice
Just a simple loss
It’s Solskjaer leaving
Then it’s a new boss
But, it's no sacrifice
No sacrifice
It's no sacrifice, at all"
I'll sing to that

croadyman · Nov 15, 2021

Plant0x84 said:
Gonna be a quiet match day thread if no one’s watching! Let’s see how that turns out……

I will notice the result like other games in the Premier League but no feeling about it

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