Recent content by ThatGreyKit

  1. Erik ten Hag - Manchester United manager

    But this is a thread about a specific thing. Which people will then comment on. People aren't going to be saying "Yeah this is bad. But not as bad as when Walkers changed the flavour of my favourite crisps. Free Palestine" in a thread about the Manchester United manager because the other two...
  2. Neal Maupay you are a cheat, you are a disgrace, (you're a Brentford loan player) - Professional WUM/wumming over winning

    It would have been very weird to do it in normal time though. Considering the Coventry player who he did it in retaliation to only cupped his ear and told the United fans to pipe down after his first penalty in the shootout.
  3. Antony | 2023/24 Performances

    I get not liking Antony because he's a terrible player. Because he is. But the outrage over giving it back after the Coventry player cupped his ear and motioned to the United fans to pipe down after his first penalty is some bitch eating crackers meme energy.
  4. RAWK Goes Into Meltdown - AMad year

    Seems upset Liverpool lost. Telling United fans they can't laugh. Bigging up Nunez. Either pretending or the type of bloke to angrily yell out "DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO HAVE" if somebody smiles, waves and says have a nice day.
  5. Jadon Sancho | 2023/24 Performances | Dortmund (loan)

    Sancho will soon be rivalling David Hasselhoff for the popular in Germany but shit everywhere else crown. You have to admire that.
  6. Jamie Carragher

    Bit weird you go straight to blaming her before realising Carragher was thinking he was a top lad and would get more laughs then had an awkward panic when he noticed he didn't. He's the type of bloke to call someone gay in the pub for wearing a pink shirt then gets grumpy when nobody laughs.
  7. Pochettino | Leaves Chelsea by mutual consent

    You have to feel for Amadeus. Probably spent the whole weekend writing up a draft for his comeback about how Poch won the cup with his amazing management skills with a bunch of kids he's got playing like prime Brazil.
  8. Jose Mourinho | Sacked by Roma

    Madder than a weekend at Butlins sharing a chalet with David Icke and Matt Le Tissier.
  9. The genius of Marcus Rashford

    He's an inspiration to all. So much so that even my grandad has started modelling parts of his game on his. He's not got the ball control down yet but he does track back a little bit more than Marcus. He's also been dead since 2015 but I can't hold that against him.
  10. Jadon Sancho | 2023/24 Performances | Dortmund (loan)

    But then the one who doesn't even support Dortmund has spent a lot of time in a Sancho thread trying to banter United fans on a United forum. Bit weird to do for a player that could end up scoring a decisive goal against their team now and won't be doing anything in England for the foreseeable...
  11. Jadon Sancho | 2023/24 Performances | Dortmund (loan)

    I'm convinced every German poster on here is just the same person. It's the only explanation for rival teams posters to join hands all kumbaya like every time anyone moves to or from their league. One day a rival German fan will sign up and talk shit about other German teams and it'll twist...
  12. Fantasy Premier League 23/24

    One of those days where you look at who got the most points and some rando triple captained Wood.
  13. Pochettino | Leaves Chelsea by mutual consent

    Is Amadaeus banned or has he just disappeared for a bit to make a triumphant return to gloat when the team he doesn't support wins 4-0 against someone.
  14. Manchester United Member Berries

    I member exciting wingers with floppy hair instead of floppy wingers with silly hair.
  15. Antony | 2023/24 Performances

    Remember when that fella who wasn't even a footballer conned Souness into thinking he was George Weah's cousin? Are we sure that's not happened again here