"It was for the neutral an amazing game. A fantastic football game with a lot of quality."
Quality? You're not in the Dutch league anymore
"Manchester United dominated the game but we made individual errors that cost us the game."
Dominated? Less possession, less shots, less corners. Less touches. Less passes. Less chances. Plonker
"We have to learn from it. When you are a Man Utd player you should already know how to deal with this circumstance."
That's why you coach players, so they know what to do in every situation. Obviously they don't know how to deal with it because it keeps happening.
"I enjoyed how my team were playing, it was fantastic. We dominated the ball, we dominated the opponent."
As delusional as a fecking flat earther
"In five days we dropped five points. That is unacceptable. We should have a high standard if we want to compete for Champions League football."
We should have higher standards? Finally something we agree on. That's why we must sack you ASAP