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DevilRed

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Worth keeping him next season? Just enable Parental Mode on his Xbox so he can't play anything after 10pm. Ten Hag will need a new job so he can be the guy who has to prod Sancho with a stick every morning to wake him up.
Hire a nanny/butler to watch over him.
 

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Worth keeping him next season? Just enable Parental Mode on his Xbox so he can't play anything after 10pm. Ten Hag will need a new job so he can be the guy who has to prod Sancho with a stick every morning to wake him up.
He will go on Twitter/X and complain about that so that isnt an option
 

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Worth keeping him next season? Just enable Parental Mode on his Xbox so he can't play anything after 10pm. Ten Hag will need a new job so he can be the guy who has to prod Sancho with a stick every morning to wake him up.
:lol::lol:
 

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I really don’t like this little prick. I hope Dortmund lose because of him and Goofy and I have no love for PSG either.
 

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A really good start by Sancho against PSG!

If Tuchel comes to United, then Sancho walks into our team. He's exactly the type of winger/wide playmaker he likes.
 

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Visibly trying harder at every aspect of the game than he did for a minute in a United shirt. So much so that commentary has already picked up on it.

Absolute wanker. Hope he's at least doing enough to be worth something to sell.
 

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Can’t wait for Dortmund to plead poverty when the time comes to make it permanent. What happened to all the cash we’ve given you over the years??
 

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Now he tries. Prick was stealing a living at United. Can't wait for him to be sold.
 

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Now he tries. Prick was stealing a living at United. Can't wait for him to be sold.
To be fair, this is a CL semi-final so you'd think that even the likes of Sancho would be fired up for the game.

Hopefully we can dump him on Dortmund this summer. I doubt he will take a wage cut, so we will probably have to pay off part of his contract.
 

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He’s obviously trying harder at Dortmund but he’s still not good enough. He’s lazy and careless with the ball. His passing is off, he doesn’t even try to beat his man and he doesn’t have any fight in him. Hopefully, we can get a small fee for him.
 

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Good managers are able to get the best out of players.
And unprofessional wanker players will turn up in the short term for soft touch managers who indulge them.
 

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Whatever happened between Sancho and ten Hag can't be entirely ETH's fault. It's also pretty clear other members of the squad have downed tools on the Dutchman, Marcus Rashford being Exhibit A for the prosecution. Why? I have no idea why.
 

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Visibly trying harder at every aspect of the game than he did for a minute in a United shirt. So much so that commentary has already picked up on it.

Absolute wanker. Hope he's at least doing enough to be worth something to sell.
I hate this attitude, maybe we are the problem since almost no one in our club puts in a lot of effort.
 

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Whatever happened between Sancho and ten Hag can't be entirely ETH's fault. It's also pretty clear other members of the squad have downed tools on the Dutchman, Marcus Rashford being Exhibit A for the prosecution. Why? I have no idea why.
But it's also happened with every manager we have had for a while, must be a combination of things.
 

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Whatever happened between Sancho and ten Hag can't be entirely ETH's fault. It's also pretty clear other members of the squad have downed tools on the Dutchman, Marcus Rashford being Exhibit A for the prosecution. Why? I have no idea why.
People underestimate how difficult it is to play for a manager you don't like nor trust.
ETH appears to me to not be charismatic and fair to players
 

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He'll never be a PL player no matter how neat and tidy he looks in a Dortmund shirt. We can only pray that Dortmund cough up some money for him in the summer.
 

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He’s obviously trying harder at Dortmund but he’s still not good enough. He’s lazy and careless with the ball. His passing is off, he doesn’t even try to beat his man and he doesn’t have any fight in him. Hopefully, we can get a small fee for him.
He is obviously not perfect, but to be fair he is good enough to start for a team in CL semi final.
 

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How do you make a yellow wall?
Drink loads of lager and piss up against it.
Wankers.
 

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Sancho will score. It's inevitable with everyone in here talking about how shit his performance is - it's like the "curse of the commentators", but with the Caf.
 

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But it's also happened with every manager we have had for a while, must be a combination of things.
Moyes had no respect from Day One, not even from his daughter who allegedly shagged Zaha. Van Gaal ordered his players to sustain a slow tempo and that they did, so I supposed it could be argued that he commanded respect -- but at the cost of horrific play. Mourninho was a vindictive fukk no one wanted to play for. Ole was a fresh face and inspired happiness but he had no record of success and his in-game management was chaotic at best.
 

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A really good start by Sancho against PSG!

If Tuchel comes to United, then Sancho walks into our team. He's exactly the type of winger/wide playmaker he likes.
The problem with Sancho is not his ability, it's his attitude and general mindset
 

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People underestimate how difficult it is to play for a manager you don't like nor trust.
ETH appears to me to not be charismatic and fair to players
I think that's close to the mark. No charisma...no crawling through broken glass for him.
 

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Not surprising that good players when playing for a club with competent coaching/training and in a proper system perform much, much better than they do in a place with poor coaching, seemingly no training and in a suicidal system, where not one player is playing anywhere near their potential.
 

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Moyes had no respect from Day One, not even from his daughter who allegedly shagged Zaha. Van Gaal ordered his players to sustain a slow tempo and that they did, so I supposed it could be argued that he commanded respect -- but at the cost of horrific play. Mourninho was a vindictive fukk no one wanted to play for. Ole was a fresh face and inspired happiness but he had no record of success and his in-game management was chaotic at best.
But all of them had problems with work ethic from their players by the end of their time.
 

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I hate this attitude, maybe we are the problem since almost no one in our club puts in a lot of effort.
And a large % of our fans target one of our players who puts in a major effort in every game!
 

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Fullkrug may look like a rugby player but he struck that ball like a proper footballer.
 

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I think that's close to the mark. No charisma...no crawling through broken glass for him.
He is not a likable guy but in addition his tactics don't make sense and he has different standards for different players