Absolutely Random footballers from the 1990's

Wes said:
#3 Ian Woan

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A decent left winger thought by many to be the key to Englands troubles down the left side of midfield, but alas, never got the call up. Many say it's becasue he lacked passion. An absolute nobody of a man. Woan has recently been garnering plaudits in recent times within the music circle, having formed a promising Sludgecore outfit named Cretinous Cavern with former Forest teammate Steve Chettle.
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..are you having a laugh! Woanie's last gasp 20 yard screamer of an equaliser against Newcastle virtually handed United the Title back in 1996.
Legend.
 
Youngie said:
..are you having a laugh! Woanie's last gasp 20 yard screamer of an equaliser against Newcastle virtually handed United the Title back in 1996.
Legend.
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friggin' heck. Some people take football too seriously, look at the other bit in that post:

...formed a promising Sludgecore outfit named Cretinous Cavern with former Forest teammate Steve Chettle.
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Possibly the funniest sentence I've ever seen.
 
#D - Saša Ć**čić

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Played with Aston Villa and Bolton as well as Cyrstal Palace in England. Fammously head butted Brian Little (Villa manager and all round mousey-looking nice guy). A drug addict and an absolute insaniac, he bought a double-decker bus whilst living in Birmingham to have parties on, with presumably, Mark Wright. Eventually retired after an unsuccessfull career in yankeeland, was recently on Serbian Big Brother. Here's a video of him doing HammerTime:

 
Jason Dodd

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He played for Southampton... a lot.

Dave Challinor

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He threw the ball far. He presumably still does.
 
Wes said:
#3 Ian Woan

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A decent left winger thought by many to be the key to Englands troubles down the left side of midfield, but alas, never got the call up. Many say it's becasue he lacked passion. An absolute nobody of a man. Woan has recently been garnering plaudits in recent times within the music circle, having formed a promising Sludgecore outfit named Cretinous Cavern with former Forest teammate Steve Chettle.
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:lol: Actually???
 
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Steve Howey was one of the best defender on Premier Manager 99 for the PC. with 4 and a half stars if i remember correctly
 
Rufus Brevett - always loved it when I saw he was in the opposition's line-up. Always a penalty or won goal in the making. Frank Sinclair mkII.

Matt Elliott - scored lots of goals for a defender. Once linked with Liverpool I think.

John Hendrie- fat and scottish, ergo a wanker. Think he scored against us too.

Georgi Hristov - didn`t rate yorkshire birds, great name for wanking jokes.
 
Jeremy Goss... scored some blinding goals. Always remember that volley against Bayern. I really liked that Norwich team.
 
Wes said:
#78 - Marco Boogers

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Absolute git of a man, played for West Ham twice after being signed for a million odd, and in his second (and last) game for the 'am, came on against United and sythed down Gary Neville. Noticable for being the worst buy by a manager, ever, in the history of football. West Ham fans have t-shirts made up with "I saw Marco Boogers Play" emblazened on them, the spastics.

Marco Boogers
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Legend

After being on the bench most of the game watching Gary Neville be a twat (including putting a nasty tackle in himself) he was substituted on, for the next 60 seconds he was man marking Neville 30 seconds later he commited a two footed tackle on Neville and was shown the red card. Only his second apperance for the club and his last, reportedly signed by Harry after only seeing a video of him. Possibly the worst tackle ever

Boogers then went AWOL only to be found weeks later hiding at a dutch caravan park

Was thought to be mental

Remember this was a time when West Ham took no shit and if you acted a twat when playing against West Ham you would get what was coming your way
 
Jason McAteer:

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Grade-A bellend and a thick cnut. Hilariously, when asked "what is your position at the company?" on a credit card application form, McAteer is alleged to have answered "right back".

Uwe Rosler:

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Heavily overrated by City fans for running about a bit and scoring a few goals. Joined the club as they embarked on a campaign of yo-yoing between leagues for the rest of the '90s.

Phil Stamp:
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Clearly wouldn't get away with trying to pass himself off as a top-flight footballer these days. Perhaps the clearest indication of the all-round improvement of the Premiership over the last decade.
 
mr.suave said:
Jason McAteer:

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Grade-A bellend and a thick cnut. Hilariously, when asked "what is your position at the company?" on a credit card application form, McAteer is alleged to have answered "right back".

Uwe Rosler:

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Heavily overrated by City fans for running about a bit and scoring a few goals. Joined the club as they embarked on a campaign of yo-yoing between leagues for the rest of the '90s.

Phil Stamp:
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Clearly wouldn't get away with trying to pass himself off as a top-flight footballer these days. Perhaps the clearest indication of the all-round improvement of the Premiership over the last decade.
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McAteer got Ireland to the world cup in 2002 by scoring the winner against Ruud's Holland...bellend! :nono: but yeah he was shite for Liddypool
 
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Julian Dicks aka the terminator

Proper English left back, started at Birmingham had two stints at West Ham with Liverpool inbetween, wound down at Canvey Island

Probably one of the best left backs not to play for Enlgnad, runs a pub in Colchester now days
 
#82 Barry Venison

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Notable for having the worst hairstyle of all time, by anyone, ever, uynder any circumstances, not least a wealthy professional footballer who should know better. Other than that an absolutely random and extremely forgettable man who doesn't really bear thinking about, quite how he got a game for England is a mystery. Whilst a pundit for Sky, ordered to have a haircut as nobody could take him seriously.

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Oyvind Leonhardsen, Vegard Heggem, Stig Inge Bjornebye, Egil Ostenstad.
 
Florin Raducioiu

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Played for West Ham in the season 96/97. Was crap.

At least he had style though, he chose shopping at Harvey Nichols to actually playing a game, not a wonder when after signing he was taken to the Chadwell Heath training ground and breaking down in tears thinking he was in a war zone.


Florin "Two-bob" Raducioiu. West Ham legend.
 
Redlambs said:
feck, I was just about to do a Dicks one just for you!
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Do you want me to delete and we'll both pretend it never happened ;)

Here's one for you

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Jordi Cruyff

Spent years at Man United yet rarely featured in the first team

He plays for Metalurh Donetsk now and has started his own fashion label Cuyff fashion
 
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