All scousers in this thread for a quick rendition

Cal? said:
Fowler is great for scoring disallowed goals, isn't he?

How many is it now since he went back?
3.............
 
You are a scouser,
an ugle scouser,
youre only happy,
on giro day.

Youre mums out stealing,
youre dads drug dealing,
Please dont take my hubcaps away!
 
WelshRed said:
to the theme of TopKat.

Kop twats,
there all theiving twats,
Kop twats,
Some of them they live on the dole
all of them they live in shitholes!

Repeated!
Most of your fans wont know the theme to TopKat!! They arrived around the mid 90s
 
feck off and die you dirty robbing scouse cnut.

quietly if you dont mind.
 
jasonrh said:
That statistic makes me smile.
How many games has fletcher played for united this season?
 
WelshRed said:
feck off and die you dirty robbing scouse cnut.

quietly if you dont mind.
:lol:
Wales the country that produced Gavin Henson!! Go back to your sheep!!
 
Stick said:
:lol:
Wales the country that produced Gavin Henson!! Go back to your sheep!!
i have your mum here, shes keeping me company... just tell her not to change her lippy so often, my cocks starting to look like a rainbow.
 
jasonrh said:
That statistic makes me frown.
but makes me smile and appreciate what we have. Very proud of LFC in Europe over the last 2 seasons!!
 
WelshRed said:
i have your mum here, shes keeping me company... just tell her not to change her lippy so often, my cocks starting to look like a rainbow.
You're mistaken Welshred!! My ma doesnt bleat like that. You're ma on the other hand is your auntie!!
 
Stick said:
Getting behind your team after a defeat is cringeworthy? No wonder your former captain berrated your prawn sandwich eating fans!!


posting that shite on your rivals board IS cringeworthy - useless shite song sung by a shite jammy team.
 
Champions4ever said:
posting that shite on your rivals board IS cringeworthy - useless shite song sung by a shite jammy team.
This is a football forum last time I checked. Whats cringeworthy is watching a Manchester United board light up after a defeat by their rivals in the biggest European club competition in the world but remaining relatively quiet after they themselves lifted the Carling cup.
 
jasonrh said:
I feel that way when I look at your strikeforce.
strikeforce is a bit generous!! Try strikewhimper!! :angel:
 
Stick said:
This is a football forum last time I checked. Whats cringeworthy is watching a Manchester United board light up after a defeat by their rivals in the biggest European club competition in the world but remaining relatively quiet after they themselves lifted the Carling cup.

where's DJS?

He's lurking but he'll be telling me he was at the game tonight

Lurkers.
 
jatin said:
more than cisse has started for u lot
Clowns
I think that was my point you idiot. I hope he starts many more!!
 
GroundSide said:
Steve Gerrard, Gerrard,

He kisses the badge on his chest,

Then puts in a transfer request

Steve Gerrard, Gerrard.
Anfield legend. Lifted the European Cup last year ye know!!
 
Stick said:
You're mistaken Welshred!! My ma doesnt bleat like that. You're ma on the other hand is your auntie!!
ma???

Typical Scouse cnut...

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Stick said:
strikeforce is a bit generous!! Try strikewhimper!! :angel:
:lol: :lol:

Thank you for coming on and getting a dose in good spirits. Some of your louder supporters are notably absent or have chucked their toys out of the pram.

We're shite together, apparently. Both tossed out by the mighty Benfica. :wenger:
 
GroundSide said:
where's DJS?

He's lurking but he'll be telling me he was at the game tonight

Lurkers.
Hes changed a lot since his return. How can u tell if hes lurking?
 
WelshRed said:
ma???

Typical Scouse cnut...

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Your ma is your mum!!
THE LIVERPOOL THAT PUT YOU OUT OF THE FA CUP!! REMEMBER?
 
jasonrh said:
:lol: :lol:

Thank you for coming on and getting a dose in good spirits. Some of your louder supporters are notably absent or have chucked their toys out of the pram.

We're shite together, apparently. Both tossed out by the mighty Benfica. :wenger:
Agreed! We shouldve signed Simao in the summer and wrecked him like all the wingers we sign :smirk:
We both might have had a chance then!!
 
GroundSide said:
He hates you and thinks you're all wankers.

I bet he's been texting Mourinho for the last hour...
Do you think it was Mourinho, Gerrard and Will young in the video? Ring me Mourinho!! The special one will ring you because you are an outstanding player!!!:wenger:
 
Stick said:
Your ma is your mum!!
THE LIVERPOOL THAT PUT YOU OUT OF THE FA CUP!! REMEMBER?
i know you tit, i was taking the fecking piss, Spakka

Remind me what silverwear you are bragging about this season??
 
GroundSide said:
I can't but I bet he is.
Ye you're probably right! Im off for some crunch nut cornflakes and sleep. I hope Arsenal do well now and take the trophy!! Keep it off the continent for another year.
 
WelshRed said:
i know you tit, i was taking the fecking piss, Spakka

Remind me what silverwear you are bragging about this season??
One last post to clear this up.
Did the giant red letters not tell you that I also was in pretty good spirits? I recognised you taking the piss and responded in kind. I think we won a super cup!! You need to win the Champions League to win that one!!
 
Stick said:
This is a football forum last time I checked. Whats cringeworthy is watching a Manchester United board light up after a defeat by their rivals in the biggest European club competition in the world but remaining relatively quiet after they themselves lifted the Carling cup.


Shows the standards we have set for ourselves - we are happy when shite finds its way to the bottom. Carling cup is just another trophy - we're happy you cnuts didn't get your grubby hands on it but really that's about it.

What's cringeworthy is scouse twats who are blind to what a crap team they have and how lucky they were last year. "Champions of Europe" my arse!

Anytime you lot lose - no matter the competion - makes my day!
 
Look lads, this is an English team playing in Europe against a team from another country...........I mean from fecking Portugal of all places and you lot revel in the fact that the Liverpool lost?

As a true fan of football and the spirit of the game, may I say to all Liverpool fans:

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

GOOD RIDDANCE cnuts.....WHAT WAS THAT YOU SUNG AT ANFIELD?

YOU WIN FOOK ALL AGAIN.
 
NOW PISS OFF YOU SHEEPSHAGGER
and for your benefit
;)
 
Stick said:
One last post to clear this up.
Did the giant red letters not tell you that I also was in pretty good spirits? I recognised you taking the piss and responded in kind. I think we won a super cup!! You need to win the Champions League to win that one!!

in the words of a famous Slabber...

I hope you die a slow painful death
 
Champions4ever said:
Shows the standards we have set for ourselves - we are happy when shite finds its way to the bottom. Carling cup is just another trophy - we're happy you cnuts didn't get your grubby hands on it but really that's about it.

What's cringeworthy is scouse twats who are blind to what a crap team they have and how lucky they were last year. "Champions of Europe" my arse!

Anytime you lot lose - no matter the competion - makes my day!
Whatever floats your boat. We all need a bit of luck but I would say most united fans recognise we aren't a crap side and are as much challengers as yourselves for any trophy we have competed in this season.
 
WelshRed said:
in the words of a famous Slabber...

I hope you die a slow painful death
That could well happen as I have to walk through apache territory on the way home.:nervous:
Goodnight all.