Can someone repost it.... the image has disappeared.
I need a laugh
Cheers !
I need a laugh
Cheers !
All turn to Kopites 26, 1-40 by Plech
- Thread starter Man Utd Mrs
- Start date
"Behold, O Lord, we suffer bitterly, like" 
It's 25 years of famine for them at this stage....
Some new verses are needed.
Some new verses are needed.
Last edited:
Amazing haha.
Still the best.
That is the best thing I've ever read on this site.
So, so good.
Truly brilliant.
Never gets old.
Cheyrou
"their garments, which were made from shells"
"But in the end they came fifth"
Still the pinnacle of human artistic achievement. I don't see it ever being bettered.
Story needs updating, I'd love to be a fly on the wall when Slippy and Brentan were arguing over who's going to be Moses and who's going to be Jesus.
This was the pinnacle of the Caf.
Its still amazing the kind of crap they bought on a regular basis back then.
"Glen the son of John"
"We're proper sorted now, la we're gonna win the league"
"squandered it on Josemi"
"Muscovites from the house of chav"
"For its all gone on the likes of Bruno Cheyrou"
Classic.
"We're proper sorted now, la we're gonna win the league"
"squandered it on Josemi"
"Muscovites from the house of chav"
"For its all gone on the likes of Bruno Cheyrou"
Classic.
"Right, this time we are pure fuchen sorted, la. We gonna win the league..."
He had mad skillz, to be fair.
Why did he stop posting?
Absolute classic
Garments made of shells.
Garments made of shells.
"But in the end they came fifth"
That bit in particular cripples me
That bit in particular cripples me
It's so amazing, i wish he could update it.That and his Berbatov 'article' is the best things posted in RedCafe's history. His skills are way too good for a football forum.
Didn't Mockney or someone do a surmon like reading of this and post it.
Pure genius. Someone should consider posting this on RAWK.
Last edited:
Never gets old.
41] And so, the savior returned. And he came unto the Kopites with great vision of triumph. And the Kopites rejoiced.
42] And with him they sought great bounty, an eighth and a cup of ale. Spot on.
43] His work done, Dalglish would leave them with untold riches. The Kopites revered the almighty Carroll, a giant tailed beast with a penchant to a Newkie Brown. They lauded an all powerful Christian. Poulsen. 'Who the fuch needs Maskaraaaano anyway, like?'
44] And then came Brentan, as the prophet foretold, to restore the greatness of the Kopites. They were tired and thirsty, but the Messiah spoke unto them, 'You can live without water for many days, but you can't live for a second without hope.'
45] And then he bought Borini.
46] The spring came, and the famine continued. And the people came unto the Lord, 'O Mighty Lord, why hast thou forsaken the Kopites? We starve amongst the Young Boys in Europa and that.'
47] Yet the land was still barren, but for a sprouting Branislav tree. And the Lord replied, 'Thou must not eat fruits of the forbidden Branislav, or face a 10 game ban.'
42] And with him they sought great bounty, an eighth and a cup of ale. Spot on.
43] His work done, Dalglish would leave them with untold riches. The Kopites revered the almighty Carroll, a giant tailed beast with a penchant to a Newkie Brown. They lauded an all powerful Christian. Poulsen. 'Who the fuch needs Maskaraaaano anyway, like?'
44] And then came Brentan, as the prophet foretold, to restore the greatness of the Kopites. They were tired and thirsty, but the Messiah spoke unto them, 'You can live without water for many days, but you can't live for a second without hope.'
45] And then he bought Borini.
46] The spring came, and the famine continued. And the people came unto the Lord, 'O Mighty Lord, why hast thou forsaken the Kopites? We starve amongst the Young Boys in Europa and that.'
47] Yet the land was still barren, but for a sprouting Branislav tree. And the Lord replied, 'Thou must not eat fruits of the forbidden Branislav, or face a 10 game ban.'
Love it!Haha love this
I forgot how good this was.
Which member wrote this?
Plechazunga
"And there was laughter across the land".
An incredible piece of work given the perfect ending with the best line of all.
An incredible piece of work given the perfect ending with the best line of all.
Come back, Plech
this really was epic - how old is it now?
Kopites 27? Slippy G and throwing away the title?