Allan Saint-Maximin is the Coolest Player in the PL since Jay Jay Okocha

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Fight me. He has a bandana and is upside down.
 
Okocha was proper talented.. being a clown != being cool.
 
Why can't an Anglo-Saxon white guy be cool?

Or

Why are you orientalist cnuts exoticisng black dudes with black hairstyles and colourful apparel?

Mmm?
 
Jay Jay Okocha was cool because of what he could do with the ball at his feet. Magic, this guy was.
 
I find it baffling what a posh cnut his nephew sounds like given Okocha's famously poor upbringing in Nigeria.

Uncle Jay-Jay must have paid for his schooling.
 
ASM seems like a really fun guy, the Geordies absolutely love him and he’s great to watch how he plays. His twitter account is hilarious too
Melbourne Red said:
I find it baffling what a posh cnut his nephew sounds like given Okocha's famously poor upbringing in Nigeria.

Uncle Jay-Jay must have paid for his schooling.
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Funny that, almost like a once poor rich man doesn’t want his family to go through the same thing they did? If you had money you’d do the same
 
Adam-Utd said:
Funny that, almost like a once poor rich man doesn’t want his family to go through the same thing they did? If you had money you’d do the same
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Well yes, obviously. What oddball inference have you made from my post that makes you think I think otherwise, you weirdo?
 
Melbourne Red said:
Well yes, obviously. What oddball inference have you made from my post that makes you think I think otherwise, you weirdo?
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The fact you even worry that his nephew sounds like a “Posh cnut” makes you sound very jealous. And you call me a weirdo :lol:
 
Must admit, I think he's hilarious.

Nobody, including himself, knows what he's doing at any given time but it's all done at 2000000 mph and it's either amazing or horrendous with nothing in between and everyone either loves it or despises it whenever he does it. Perfect entertainment for a neutral. Dwight Gayle and Almiron's faces in the picture say it all. I wouldn't be surprised if he didn't even mean to end up mid air upside down but it just happened because he has no control over his body or what happens to it.

Also I can't lie, that Newcastle away/third/whatever kit in the OP picture is pretty fecking lovely.
 
PP I’d say. And Jack Grealish perhaps.
 
Coolest footballer in the PL?

JJO, Di Canio, Ginola, Kanu (amazing tricks) , Beckham.
 
Berbatov was cool, as someone has stated,

I always thought Ruud van Nistelrooy was quite cool.
 
duffer said:
Pretty cool that the most expensive defender in the history of the sport has to resort to that sort of shit to try and stop his greatness.
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worked pretty well judging by the scoreline
 
Classical Mechanic said:
Bandanas and backflips are not my definition of cool, bit cheesy really, early 90s WWF stuff. Berbatov was very cool in fashion and play style.

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There's more than 1 type of cool, Berba is the definition of smooth cool, where as ASM is your hip cool. Very different styles but both cool as feck :cool:
 
Classical Mechanic said:
Bandanas and backflips are not my definition of cool, bit cheesy really, early 90s WWF stuff. Berbatov was very cool in fashion and play style.

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Berbatov is cliched cool. Something something Andy Garcia. Something something movie villain. Something something godfather. Yawn.
 
Adam-Utd said:
The fact you even worry that his nephew sounds like a “Posh cnut” makes you sound very jealous. And you call me a weirdo :lol:
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You're strange and obtuse and your replies make no sense. Please drown yourself.
 
Pirlo is cooler than Saint-Maximin's freezer.

Edit: That's where I keep my brain, forgot the PL part. :nervous:
 
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