Fight me. He has a bandana and is upside down.
Allan Saint-Maximin is the Coolest Player in the PL since Jay Jay Okocha
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Fight me. He has a bandana and is upside down.
Since JJO? Nah
Please. He's like Eboué crossed with Sly Stallone.Since JJO? Nah
Can I see a pic in the OP of Okocha’s ‘cool’ please. . .
Not Jlingz?
Okocha was proper talented.. being a clown != being cool.
The OP is tantamount to blasphemy
pff.
Why can't an Anglo-Saxon white guy be cool?
Or
Why are you orientalist cnuts exoticisng black dudes with black hairstyles and colourful apparel?
Mmm?
Or
Why are you orientalist cnuts exoticisng black dudes with black hairstyles and colourful apparel?
Mmm?
Jay Jay Okocha was cool because of what he could do with the ball at his feet. Magic, this guy was.
I find it baffling what a posh cnut his nephew sounds like given Okocha's famously poor upbringing in Nigeria.
Uncle Jay-Jay must have paid for his schooling.
Uncle Jay-Jay must have paid for his schooling.
Hi. Yes, it's me.
ASM seems like a really fun guy, the Geordies absolutely love him and he’s great to watch how he plays. His twitter account is hilarious too
Funny that, almost like a once poor rich man doesn’t want his family to go through the same thing they did? If you had money you’d do the same
It's obviously Billy Gilmour.
Well yes, obviously. What oddball inference have you made from my post that makes you think I think otherwise, you weirdo?
The fact you even worry that his nephew sounds like a “Posh cnut” makes you sound very jealous. And you call me a weirdo
Pretty cool that the most expensive defender in the history of the sport has to resort to that sort of shit to try and stop his greatness.
Must admit, I think he's hilarious.
Nobody, including himself, knows what he's doing at any given time but it's all done at 2000000 mph and it's either amazing or horrendous with nothing in between and everyone either loves it or despises it whenever he does it. Perfect entertainment for a neutral. Dwight Gayle and Almiron's faces in the picture say it all. I wouldn't be surprised if he didn't even mean to end up mid air upside down but it just happened because he has no control over his body or what happens to it.
Also I can't lie, that Newcastle away/third/whatever kit in the OP picture is pretty fecking lovely.
Nobody, including himself, knows what he's doing at any given time but it's all done at 2000000 mph and it's either amazing or horrendous with nothing in between and everyone either loves it or despises it whenever he does it. Perfect entertainment for a neutral. Dwight Gayle and Almiron's faces in the picture say it all. I wouldn't be surprised if he didn't even mean to end up mid air upside down but it just happened because he has no control over his body or what happens to it.
Also I can't lie, that Newcastle away/third/whatever kit in the OP picture is pretty fecking lovely.
Tom Davies disagrees.
PP I’d say. And Jack Grealish perhaps.
Coolest footballer in the PL?
JJO, Di Canio, Ginola, Kanu (amazing tricks) , Beckham.
JJO, Di Canio, Ginola, Kanu (amazing tricks) , Beckham.
Bandanas and backflips are not my definition of cool, bit cheesy really, early 90s WWF stuff. Berbatov was very cool in fashion and play style.
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Berbatov was cool, as someone has stated,
I always thought Ruud van Nistelrooy was quite cool.
I always thought Ruud van Nistelrooy was quite cool.
Well now how is anyone supposed to top that.
Fight me. He has a bandana and is upside down.
worked pretty well judging by the scoreline
Cheats do prosper sadly.
There's more than 1 type of cool, Berba is the definition of smooth cool, where as ASM is your hip cool. Very different styles but both cool as feck
Pogba is infinitely cooler.
Berbatov is cliched cool. Something something Andy Garcia. Something something movie villain. Something something godfather. Yawn.
You're strange and obtuse and your replies make no sense. Please drown yourself.The fact you even worry that his nephew sounds like a “Posh cnut” makes you sound very jealous. And you call me a weirdo
I bet you're not as cool as Berbatov
Prospered 3 times this season if I remember correctly
Yep. It's a sad world where the bullys and cheats win but there you go.
Pirlo is cooler than Saint-Maximin's freezer.
Edit: That's where I keep my brain, forgot the PL part.
Edit: That's where I keep my brain, forgot the PL part.