That is funny, and really clever
André Onana | signed for United | On a flight to NYC
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He had a pit stop at Carrington and United build their announcements out and do it well with lots of features and interviews, thus they aren't in a hurry to make this official.
New York is one of the biggest and most influential cities in the world. United are in that market and what better way to introduce Onana there and in a big way? He's a marquee signing and it transcends culture/boundaries. He's the first Cameroon GK and possibly African number 1 for United in the Premier League era (at least). Could be wrong, but he's a massive signing for many reasons and he'll get his own due course in time introduction/announcement.
He’s just said goodbye to inter on Instagram. Closer..
Guessing he'll be announced in 21 minutes
So do we think we will get this done?
Onana certainly seems to think so.
What tier is he?
Still not close enough for me on the DONE DEAL close-o-meter.
It needs to be closer.
It needs to be closer.
Wicked and solid WIFI he has on that plane
Super exciting signing this
Waxing crescent on the moon phase tier scale!
He said Manchester. Not Manchester United specifically.
You can’t rule out City or FC United of Manchester just yet…
You can’t rule out City or FC United of Manchester just yet…
Manchester IS Manchester United to non-English speakers.
No announcement yet. Seems like he is going on a holiday to NYC.
He's going to be ringing the bell for the stock exchange in the morning to announce his arrival.
United will post their usual boring templated new signing graphic on instagram and twitter but with no other wording. Then they will wait another 24 hours to release a statement. Then another 24 hours a photo. Then they will ask you to download the MU app, because in 24 hours you will be able to read his first full interview on there. Then 24 hours after that you will see him in a training shirt.
cnuts. And fk off glazers
cnuts. And fk off glazers
Sabbatical like Pep?
Should do his unveiling in New York, in Times Square or something. Remember Lukaku unveiling in LA? 
Which is why Robinho looked so baffled when he was handed a sky blue shirtManchester IS Manchester United to non-English speakers.
Is he a doctor? COnducted his own medical? nonsense but still funny
Onana has just deleted his Instagram post! What’s appening!!
edit. He’s republished it
edit. He’s republished it
Probs official announcement incoming. Or he's decided to not sign. One of the two.
8 year old newb?
I only post logic. Apart from that last post..Probs official announcement incoming. Or he's decided to not sign. One of the two.
8 year old newb?
We just like doing things slow, take our time.
No idea how true it is, but I definitely remember hearing that Robinho flew to England thinking he was signing for Chelsea, was told when he landed he was going to Manchester, then discovered that Manchester had two Premier League clubs and he was signing for the one he'd never heard of.
SJ/SJR should copy Onana and just announce themselves.
Oh my, only now realised that S J R turns into this. Was wondering in the take over thread why folks were writing such a long name.
Chill, club will announce it in 10mins.
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With the shirt number 1 and De Gea on his back, and then no one at the club address it and see who brings it up first.Nope
I guess it's official. MUppet time.
Wheres the fecking rihanna song you cheap bastards?
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