Anti Reddit ITKs v2 | Conveniently Receiving The Day Before

Reapersoul20

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jroades complaining about peoples accuracy has to be the most ironic thing of 2020

That's fair - but jumping on a new twitter ITK is just going to lead to meltdowns when he's inevitably wrong.


I see not a single real "hit" in here. Every single thing he's reported that was correct was in the news before he reported it, everything not in the news before he reported it was false and/or unconfirmed.

He's posted info taken from DMs with another person on twitter: (why would an ITK need to do this?)

- this is stolen from somewhere else as well.

There's still an element of ensuring complete fraudery isn't run rampant around the sub leading to more meltdowns later. It's been a month of people complaining that the info hasn't been great, then now people are getting upset about questioning it? I am truly truly lost.

- referencing a fake account Fabrizio himself commented on:

 

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I mean yeah, who wouldn't want us to sign Sancho three times, Grealish a few times, sign van de Beek then decided we actually don't want to then do another 180. Not to forget M.Dembele, O.Dembele, Gabriel, Pau Torres, Upamecano and Brooks, we'd be stacked in all departments!
Don’t forget Messi too!
 

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This hurts my head. How does anyone have energy for this?
 

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When you want a laugh, read some of the comments on there today.

Here's one of my favourites...

Read the comments, Gabriel and Sarr didn't move to the clubs ITK4 said they would but he's still credible as they were beaten to the player last minute. How does that even work?
 

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The funniest thing ever is this jroades lad deleting the ITK_PremerLeague lads post for being too unreliable.

Too fecking unreliable :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:
 

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the last time I'd updated myself on the Sancho ITK saga through muppetiers: it was all "yes everything is proceeding in a way that backs up our theory". This theory was of course highly exclusive, and there was always reference from their mods about the theory, never any outright explanation of it. finally it was exclusively dropped, and it's dull as dishwater. A highly fantastical diagram to say that Ed Woodward tries to spend as little cash as possible when organising transfer deals.




They may have nothing in the way of ITK info (despite apparently daily chats with a 'Sancho connection'), zero burden of proof, but they are wonderful at creating a brand, this absolutely has to be given to them.
 

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The funniest thing ever is this jroades lad deleting the ITK_PremerLeague lads post for being too unreliable.

Too fecking unreliable :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:
That place has become a parody. I am pretty sure the posters other than mods who stick up for ITKs are trolls.
 

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Can anyone explain to me what the feck this idiot is actually saying?


ITK 2 -
United still entirely stalled as of today on Sancho. The deal is there. It’s been there for ages. Romano published the terms. 70+30+20 all installments. Board has to approve or it won’t happen, second they do the offer can go in and be accepted. They may even be totally ready to submit it as paperwork has been drawn up but it is not there.
 

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Can anyone explain to me what the feck this idiot is actually saying?


ITK 2 -
United still entirely stalled as of today on Sancho. The deal is there. It’s been there for ages. Romano published the terms. 70+30+20 all installments. Board has to approve or it won’t happen, second they do the offer can go in and be accepted. They may even be totally ready to submit it as paperwork has been drawn up but it is not there.
Probably implying fax machine problems. Ed has got to get that damn thing fixed pronto.
 

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Can anyone explain to me what the feck this idiot is actually saying?


ITK 2 -
United still entirely stalled as of today on Sancho. The deal is there. It’s been there for ages. Romano published the terms. 70+30+20 all installments. Board has to approve or it won’t happen, second they do the offer can go in and be accepted. They may even be totally ready to submit it as paperwork has been drawn up but it is not there.
:lol: . So now it's our board holding it up?
 

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Can anyone explain to me what the feck this idiot is actually saying?


ITK 2 -
United still entirely stalled as of today on Sancho. The deal is there. It’s been there for ages. Romano published the terms. 70+30+20 all installments. Board has to approve or it won’t happen, second they do the offer can go in and be accepted. They may even be totally ready to submit it as paperwork has been drawn up but it is not there.
Probably in a rush, so they were seeing how much sh*t they could muster up off twitter in 30 seconds.

That jroades is all over the gaff with his posts etc, comical viewing really.
 

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Their latest update.

What a meltdown :lol:. I've started checking regularly because it's like looking at a trainwreck.

There's literally no point in having threads if it's going to be an endless cycle of:

"Why can't people post ITK info directly" and subsequent whining when comments are removed for doing so. - This was LITERALLY the entire point of the muppetiers, to provide anonymity barrier and prevent what happened last summer which included Doxxing of real life individuals.

"Why are you removing this twitter ITK you jealous cnut". We always have, the ITKs here are posted here because they went through the channels and had a track record of correct information. There are 650 twitter ITKs created every day for United, there are maybe 2 good ones. Not going to allow shit ones to be posted all over, enjoy it on twitter.

"Waaaa I'm getting banned/muted/removed for criticizing ITKs". No you're not, and nobody ever has, you're getting banned for repeatedly spamming that you're getting banned for criticizing ITKs.

"Why do you not want the thread repeatedly spammed with the above 3 questions, telling people to message you privately is shocking clutches pearls?". Because these threads are the absolute antithesis of the muppetiers these days, and like I said above, some people can't help but misdirect their ire.

Will remove anything related to the above 4 points. Don't like it - then click the button to leave the sub, there's a whole internet out there.
 

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Can’t believe someone actually moderates that cesspit. Get a fecking life.
 

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Hi-fecking-larious that the quickly put out some updates, they allegedly received yesterday, after all this Van de Beek stuff kicks off in the news.
 

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Yep. Pretty much all of their recent stuff is “OH YEAH we totally knew about that stuff in the news yesterday”.
It’s playground stuff isn’t it?

Yet grown men with wives and kids actually fool for it. It’s a weird thing all round
 

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This is hilarious, not one of the cnuts has mentioned VDB and sounds like we've potentially been working on it for a while. The cover ups are unbelievably defensive.
 

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VDB has been mentioned quite a few times for what it's worth

Also, here's a timestamp for ya
 

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VDB has been mentioned quite a few times for what it's worth

Also, here's a timestamp for ya
Seriously you’re an embarrassment. There was no recent knowledge of serious developments, only a previous ‘ooh there’s a 50/50 chance’ months after it was first mentioned in the media.

I genuinely can’t believe you lot have the front to continue with this after your absolute humiliation over Sancho.
 

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VDB has been mentioned quite a few times for what it's worth

Also, here's a timestamp for ya
Sorry, but all your updates previously he was no where - I might be wrong, but front running a story by 12 hours or so (can't read the time stamp properly) is horse shit. We'd obviously be working on this longer than 24 hours if he gets pulled out a game today.
 

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Red Cafe when we get stuff wrong: Morons! Idiots! Scam artists!

Red Cafe when we get stuff right: Why didn't you say it sooner! Embarrassing! I can't believe you have the audacity to get a thing right when you previously got a thing wrong!
 

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Red Cafe when we get stuff wrong: Morons! Idiots! Scam artists!

Red Cafe when we get stuff right: Why didn't you say it sooner! Embarrassing! I can't believe you have the audacity to get a thing right when you previously got a thing wrong!
:lol:

I've got to admit, the clear anguish it causes you when people call you out for scamming people almost makes this all worthwhile.
 

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Red Cafe when we get stuff wrong: Morons! Idiots! Scam artists!

Red Cafe when we get stuff right: Why didn't you say it sooner! Embarrassing! I can't believe you have the audacity to get a thing right when you previously got a thing wrong!
When you say Sancho is a done deal and give a date then back track like mad it’s embarrassing.

What have you got right that hasn’t also been an available news/twitter brief at the time of you backdating a claim?

So far nobody has given a clear answer to this.


So far everything you report has just been reported in the papers before you decide to release that someone told you about it.
 

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Red Cafe when we get stuff wrong: Morons! Idiots! Scam artists!

Red Cafe when we get stuff right: Why didn't you say it sooner! Embarrassing! I can't believe you have the audacity to get a thing right when you previously got a thing wrong!
No that's not what I'm saying is it.

How can your "ITK"s have intricate details of deal structures, negotiation points and progression of talks, etc, but only get the info about someone we've been scouting for months and is supposedly working on now, about 24 hours before he gets pulled out a match.

It's fluff. You either get small bits of info and nothing more, so you're heavily embellishing or you have good contacts in there and you actually know what's going on inside of a club. It can't be both.
 

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Also that's under the assumption I'm believing your contributors are actually ITK, which I don't.
 

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Isn’t there one guy who called the Henderson deal and potentially DVB deal recently? Or did I misread that.
 

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Isn’t there one guy who called the Henderson deal and potentially DVB deal recently? Or did I misread that.
I’ve on several occasions now asked for a simple breakdown of exactly what has been correct before papers report.

It is consistently ignored.
 

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I’ve on several occasions now asked for a simple breakdown of exactly what has been correct before papers report.

It is consistently ignored.
Because you'd probably see the hit rate is staggeringly pathetic.
 

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Because you'd probably see the hit rate is staggeringly pathetic.
Thing is that may well be the case but they have yet to put forward a convincing case of correct info.

Im open to the idea if they can show consistent proof. So far nobody has done this and it’s always been avoided.

It would shut me up for starters
 

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Thing is that may well be the case but they have yet to put forward a convincing case of correct info.

Im open to the idea if they can show consistent proof. So far nobody has done this and it’s always been avoided.

It would shut me up for starters
They use the oldest trick in the book like stock market commenters, Peter Schiff is one for it. You call a crash is coming and when it doesn't, no one really cares or remembers how many times you got it wrong. When you go out on a limb and get one big call right, suddenly you're an expert who knew better than everyone or an ITK in this situation.

Psychics/mediums, homeopathic Doctors, the general charlatans of this world have managed to find a new medium for their bullshitery.
 

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Thing is that may well be the case but they have yet to put forward a convincing case of correct info.

Im open to the idea if they can show consistent proof. So far nobody has done this and it’s always been avoided.

It would shut me up for starters
Yep. One of their ITK’s did say we were interested in VDB a while back as Ubergorp linked, but coincidentally Ajax related journalists were also linking him to us back then. Us signing VDB now doesn’t make that ITK right. But they’ll count that as them being correct.
 

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My source is telling me we might be interested in van de Beek. More to follow #itk
I was told we would only move for VDB if Grealish became too expensive. Happy to wait 12 more months for Jack.
Still working on Sancho, that is independent of this transfer
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