Are Monkeys Plotting to Take Over the World?

[greatscott9930]

News out of India reports that a pack of angry monkeys have killed the dog population (250 dogs) of a local village, in some cases dragging dogs to the tops of buildings and dropping them to their deaths. The monkeys have also attacked children. Should we be concerned that monkeys are plotting to take over the world?

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/ar...0-DOGS-throwing-heights.html#article-10320853

 

[coolredwine]

monkes are finally rising up to ask for their rights

 

[Stack]

Yes

 

[rizx]

The time has come, return to monke

 

[The Cat]

Hey Hey.

 

[maniak]

Jokes aside, that's pretty grim.

 

[UweBein]

IT is Cesar's plot!

 

[greatscott9930]

The locals are claiming that the monkeys are angry that a dog killed a baby monkey. How do they know this?

 

[Foxbatt]

Planet of The Monkeys.

 

[KingCavani]

We’ve been tolerant of the animals for too long. Every species for itself. This is war.

 

[maniak]

We’ve been tolerant of the animals for too long. Every species for itself. This is war.

If spiders turn on us, I'll just top myself the moment the war starts.

 

[greatscott9930]

This may not be an isolated incident. A monkey bit a child in Texas a few months ago:

https://www.espn.com/college-footba...-girlfriend-sued-monkey-allegedly-bites-child

 

[Withnail]

The locals are claiming that the monkeys are angry that a dog killed a baby monkey. How do they know this?

Purple monkey dishwasher

 

[Mickeza]

It just proves dogs have gone soft with their snowflake generation. This wouldn’t have happened in Lassies day back when dogs were dogs - they’d have formed a pack and hunted down every last monkey.

 

[greatscott9930]

Purple monkey dishwasher

Excellent response!

 

[greatscott9930]

It just proves dogs have gone soft with their snowflake generation. This wouldn’t have happened in Lassies day back when dogs were dogs - they’d have formed a pack and hunted down every last monkey.

This monkey uprising has got me thinking about how well my pit bull would fair against a monkey attack.

 

[izec]

One dog killed a baby monkey. Monkeys kill 250 dogs. We should kill all the monkeys as a revenge. The only language they understand.

 

[Dr. Dwayne]

One dog killed a baby monkey. Monkeys kill 250 dogs. We should kill all the monkeys as a revenge. The only language they understand.

 

[Dr. Dwayne]

It just proves dogs have gone soft with their snowflake generation. This wouldn’t have happened in Lassies day back when dogs were dogs - they’d have formed a pack and hunted down every last monkey.

Dogs are at bit of a disadvantage against a group of monkeys because of their tails.

 

[Mickeza]

This monkey uprising has got me thinking about how well my pit bull would fair against a monkey attack.

Every responsible dog owner needs to be doing the same. My shiba started crying and then ran away from a load of sheep that had escaped through fallen fences from the local farm last week so I’m not optimistic!

 

[Hound Dog]

Every responsible dog owner needs to be doing the same. My shiba started crying and then ran away from a load of sheep last week that had escaped through fallen fences from the local farm last week so I’m not optimistic!

In fairness, shibas have not been bred for the sole purpose of fighting so, no matter his upbringing, a pitbull should fare better.

 

[George Owen]

There might be some truth into the theory.


Bald Chimps running some of the most famous podcasts out there.

 

[greatscott9930]

After a bit more research, I am starting to be gravely concerned. Another story from India, earlier this year, describes a man being attacked by a monkey in his autorickshaw. The assault lasted for no less than three hours:

https://www.newsweek.com/mad-monkey...ls-13-miles-return-home-after-capture-1633239

 

[FireballXL5]

My parents used to have an orphaned pet monkey when they lived in east Africa. He was cute though, not like these savages.

 

[Paxi]

Dogs need to get their shit together and start cracking some monkey skulls - they have my full support on this - we all know what happened in the movies — monkeys won.

 

[JPRouve]

This thread reminded me that video:

Don't mess with primates, they are smart enough to plot against other animals and a lot of them seem to be vicious.

 

[maniak]

When I was a kid, about 5 or 6, I was at the zoo and it was common for baby monkeys to manage to squeeze through the protections and walk around the zoo before they were caught. One came to me and took the cap from my head. I said "hey" and he just bitch slapped me and ran away. I'm team dogs every day.

 

[JPRouve]

When I was a kid, about 5 or 6, I was at the zoo and it was common for baby monkeys to manage to squeeze through the protections and walk around the zoo before they were caught. One came to me and took the cap from my head. I said "hey" and he just bitch slapped me and ran away. I'm team dogs every day.

Did he say anything while he was slapping you?

 

[maniak]

Did he say anything while he was slapping you?

Nah, he was a cool monkey, the silent type.

 

[Mickeza]

In fairness, shibas have not been bred for the sole purpose of fighting so, no matter his upbringing, a pitbull should fare better.

The monkeys aren’t getting involved in fights though are they? Way too clever for that…they’re just doing sneak attacks before carrying and then dropping them. All dogs must unite. Once the dog army is formed they can hunt down the monkeys as a trial run before moving on to us. Dogs are the real risk here - not monkeys. This is the catalyst they needed to waken them from their slumbers. Last thing we needed after COVID is our best friends turning on us but it is what it is.

 

[The Firestarter]

If that's what monkeys are doing imagine the shit apes are plotting.

 

[100]

Ohhh Chimpanzee that, monkey news

 

[Deery]

Watched a TV show once were a monkey ripped a woman’s face off, they aren’t playful and friendly like you’re lead to believe it was horrific…

https://www.google.co.uk/amp/s/www....juries-woman-face-hands-ripped-pet-chimp/amp/

 

[Scarlett Dracarys]

This is just horrible. Those poor dogs.

 

[JPRouve]

This is just horrible. Those poor dogs.

Those poor dogs? What about that baby monkey?

 

[RedTiger]

The locals are claiming that the monkeys are angry that a dog killed a baby monkey. How do they know this?

They probably found the body of the dead mauled baby monkey?

 

[Scarlett Dracarys]

Those poor dogs? What about that baby monkey?

What about it? It'll never be as loyal as a puppy.

 

[calodo2003]

Dogs are at bit of a disadvantage against a group of monkeys because of their tails.

And no thumbs.

 

[Deery]

Didn’t the villagers not try to maybe stop the monkeys after say the first 100 dogs or so, because that’s a hell of a lot of dead dogs..

 

[JPRouve]

What about it? It'll never be as loyal as a puppy.

That's an illuminating answer, you only care about things that serves you. Oh Scarlett...

Also the pack of monkey that savaged those dogs was pretty loyal to one another. I don't see no pack of dogs roaming the streets of New York to seek revenge in your name.

I'm trolling.