Are we to have a new Election.

[Torres_gay_mullet]

So since there has been a coup d’état are we to have a new election ?

After the drama surrounding the last one (from what I've heard on the cafvine) it should be fairly interesting.

I know who I'm voting for and yes I can be bribed with Avatars,mod like status or home made movies.

 

[mehro]

Elections are gay. Now go finish your homework.

FAO Mods: C'mon, tell us what happened. What did Spoony do?

 

[WeasteDevil]

No elections until the stability of the forum has been reestablished. Marshal law is currently under consideration for reasons to do with people fecking about.

 

[Torres_gay_mullet]

No elections until the stability of the forum has been reestablished. Marshal law is currently under consideration for reasons to do with people fecking about.

Is the Caf under invasion ?

Can we interrogate and beat Jason with a dead fish under marshall law.

Surely this should be allowed.

 

[WeasteDevil]

Also, any President is not really the president, but rather the head of a tolerated NGO with privileges. About as powerful as the leader of a company outsourced by a small parish council to perform a service, contract terminable at the stroke of a pen. He basically makes decisions akin to the time of the morning the bin is emptied at the bus stop outside the local churchyard.

 

[Marcosdeto]

No elections until the stability of the forum has been reestablished. Marshal law is currently under consideration for reasons to do with people fecking about.

thats soooooooooo south american

 

[Torres_gay_mullet]

Elections are gay.

Communist!

 

[WeasteDevil]

thats soooooooooo south american

Aye! We're learning.

 

[B Cantona]

Communist!

Nowt wrong with communism (done properly)

 

[Torres_gay_mullet]

Nowt wrong with communism (done properly)

You just think its cool cos they were red. Communist!

I'm taking notes and adding all of you communists to the "List"

 

[Marcosdeto]

Aye! We're learning.

ok, i'm going to need smashed here,
he`s my puppet president,

i'll have all the control, till laura tells me she loves me,
then i`ll take all the money this banana ******** has and go with her to montecarlo,
there, she will leave me for a younger guy, and she'll go with my money

i see an opera rock with my name "Marcosdeto"

don`t cry for me Marcosdeto will be the catchy song

 

[Torres_gay_mullet]

Aye! We're learning.

Err Weaste!

Marshall Law.

Wet Fish.

Beat Jason.

Allowed.

Answer Please!

 

[WeasteDevil]

ok, i'm going to need smashed here,
he`s my puppet president,

i'll have all the control, till laura tells me she loves me,
then i`ll take all the money this banana ******** has and go with her to montecarlo,
there, she will leave me for a younger guy, and she'll go with my money

i see an opera rock with my name "Marcosdeto"

don`t cry for me Marcosdeto will be the catchy song

Republic is spelt with a C.

 

[WeasteDevil]

Wet Fish.

Fish don't exist apparently.

 

[Marcosdeto]

Republic is spelt with a C.

Republic, right

 

[Torres_gay_mullet]

Fish don't exist apparently.

Forget the fish. Are we allowed to beat and torture Jason under Marshall Law ?

If not then what is the point of Marshall Law. It may aswell be called big girly girls law.

 

[golden_blunder]

elections are gay
forums are gay
elections on forums are on your knees sucking 20 cocks gay

 

[Torres_gay_mullet]

elections are gay
forums are gay
elections on forums are on your knees sucking 20 cocks gay

I won't argue with such a renowned expert on gayness.

 

[Marcosdeto]

elections are gay
forums are gay
elections on forums are on your knees sucking 20 cocks gay

sounds good enough for me, i'm in

where do i have to vote?

 

[WeasteDevil]

Forget the fish. Are we allowed to beat and torture Jason under Marshall Law ?

If not then what is the point of Marshall Law. It may aswell be called big girly girls law.

Marshal law is me banning any cnut I happen to take issue with for no reason at all.

 

[B Cantona]

elections on forums are on your knees sucking 20 cocks gay

Don't tell Transfer Muppet / Matrix / whatever the hell he's currently called, he's all about the cocks, he'll die in a burst of 20 cock ecstasy...

 

[Torres_gay_mullet]

sounds good enough for me, i'm in

where do i have to vote?

I think you think Gay means oranges. It doesn't.

 

[Torres_gay_mullet]

Marshal law is me banning any cnut I happen to take issue with for no reason at all.

Hmm perhaps I sense a slight veil of a threat and should go for a walk in the caf park and take cover in some bushes.

Note to Marcos. Don't follow me like last time and think its a game of something else. I just want to hide. No seek required.

 

[Marcosdeto]

don't worry LFC, as future president of this banana republic i wont allow any bannings






hehehehe lets see what happens next ...

 

[Marcosdeto]

I think you think Gay means oranges. It doesn't.

it will mean oranges when i become president

 

[Torres_gay_mullet]

it will mean oranges when i become president

You have my vote. But I want a share of the oranges. Two a day. And nice plump ones. Can't beat a nice plump pair or oranges.

 

[WeasteDevil]

it will mean oranges when i become president

Do people put oranges in the bin at the bus stop outside the local churchyard (cricket forum in this case)?

 

[Marcosdeto]

Do people put oranges in the bin at the bus stop outside the local churchyard (cricket forum in this case)?

yes

in fact i didn't understand the question, but i'm too idiot to ask

 

[The Hairdryer]

Spoony has diplomatic immunity. His banning is unconstitutional. Be warned.

 

[Torres_gay_mullet]

Spoony has diplomatic immunity. His banning is unconstitutional. Be warned.

The Caf isn't a democracy though is it ? A few dictators set forth the rules and we all follow or not and get banned.

Pretty straightforward really.

 

[WeasteDevil]

Spoony has diplomatic immunity. His banning is unconstitutional. Be warned.

There is no constitution at this present time, GB just ripped it up.

It's currently in Marcos's bin if you want to try to resurrect it with sellotape.

 

[golden_blunder]

im a dictator like that

 

[Bearded but no genius]

Why not just ban all scousers and make Smashed the president?

Sounds fair to me.

 

[Suresh]

Eeex-cellent idea, Jase.

 

[Bearded but no genius]

I'm clever like that.

I was going to go by mehro's advice and ignore you, but clearly you are a man of class and taste.

Mind you, I'm likely to go off to read a book any time now, but I will not be ignoring you.

 

[mehro]

Seems like Suresh is around. I'd like him to know that I finished Going Postal and it was awesome. Better than the Gods trilogy.

 

[Suresh]

I'm clever like that.

I was going to go by mehro's advice and ignore you, but clearly you are a man of class and taste.

Mind you, I'm likely to go off to read a book any time now, but I will not be ignoring you.

I'm very hard to ignore. I grow on people. A lot like rashes.

 

[mehro]

Is Suresh replying to my post? Sorry Suresh, I can't see what you've posted.

 

[Suresh]

Seems like Suresh is around. I'd like him to know that I finished Going Postal and it was awesome. Better than the Gods trilogy.

What can I say. The man is actually getting better, against all norms.

 

[SmashedHombre]

Why not just ban all scousers and make Smashed the president?

Sounds fair to me.

I reluctantly accept this proposal.

I'm going to ban all the scousers so we will have a few openings on the caf. Which one of you previous posters wants to be unbanned first?