Are we to have a new Election.

[Marcosdeto]

I think he should stay so we all have someone to abuse

you are next in line

 

[HellsTeeth]

Only because there is an amnesty for River Plate fans

 

[Balloonless]

I think he should stay so we all have someone to abuse

You don't have the wit nor the intelligence to bait me boy.

 

[HellsTeeth]

You don't have the wit nor the intelligence to bait me boy.

There would be no point posting with any intelligence because you wouldnt understand it you thick cnut

 

[MrBurns]

This is quite a funny thread...

So who's the new president then?

 

[Torres_gay_mullet]

It seems any debate over a new president has been replaced by a who is the biggest spaz competition with many contenders battling out via multiple e-wars.

No doubt the winner shall show themselves soon.

 

[Marcosdeto]

It seems any debate over a new president has been replaced by a who is the biggest spaz competition with many contenders battling out via multiple e-wars.

No doubt the winner shall show themselves soon.

so? how am i doing? am i already winning?

 

[Suresh]

What is it about the usage of the term "elections" on an internet forum? Every time it's mentioned, the spasticity level goes through the roof!

 

[blythy]

The best part is; they mean nothing. They serve nothing more than to boost up people's egos.

 

[Suresh]

It must mean something, maybe we just don't get it.

 

[SmashedHombre]

Internet elections are important events, more so than life or death and they should be about survival of the fittest. Last time it was alright but this time i want the full works. Assassination attempts, torture, kidnapping of oppositions campaign team.

Infact feck it we can just turn it into one big punch up in Hull. First up in the head to head I will nominate Marcos against Nemanja Vidic.

 

[Marcosdeto]

Internet elections are important events, more so than life or death and they should be about survival of the fittest. Last time it was alright but this time i want the full works. Assassination attempts, torture, kidnapping of oppositions campaign team.

Infact feck it we can just turn it into one big punch up in Hull. First up in the head to head I will nominate Marcos against Nemanja Vidic.

i pass

 

[afrocentricity]

Internet elections are important events, more so than life or death and they should be about survival of the fittest. Last time it was alright but this time i want the full works. Assassination attempts, torture, kidnapping of oppositions campaign team.

Infact feck it we can just turn it into one big punch up in Hull. First up in the head to head I will nominate Marcos against Nemanja Vidic.

 

[SmashedHombre]

i pass

You can't pass marcos. You're internet reputation will be damaged beyond repair and you will be shunned by all decent, respectable forums...er and the caf.

Thursday good for you? Infact we can all chip in to write your epitaph if you like.

 

[Marcosdeto]

You can't pass marcos. You're internet reputation will be damaged beyond repair and you will be shunned by all decent, respectable forums...er and the caf.

Thursday good for you? Infact we can all chip in to write your epitaph if you like.

i rather have my "internet reputation" () damaged, than my brain damaged

in fact, i never cared much about my reputation, and i always took good care of my health -i don´t smoke, dont drink, and only wank in warm places to prevent colds or even pneumonia-

send my kudos to vidic, and tell him that if i'm late, he can start without me

and lets face it, what reputation are we talking about? i´ve already admited i tried my own cum, i smell my finger after scratching odd places of my body, i fart in bed to sniff it and that i have a stack of already chewed gums under my desk

the answer is no

final answer

 

[Suresh]

Nemanja never takes 'No' for an answer.

Epitaph time, Smashed. You start...

 

[SmashedHombre]

i rather have my "internet reputation" () damaged, than my brain damaged

in fact, i never cared much about my reputation, and i always took good care of my health -i don´t smoke, dont drink, and only wank in warm places to prevent colds or even pneumonia-

send my kudos to vidic, and tell him that if i'm late, he can start without me

and lets face it, what reputation are we talking about? i´ve already admited i tried my own cum, i smell my finger after scratching odd places of my body, i fart in bed to sniff it and that i have a stack of already chewed gums under my desk

the answer is no

final answer

Here lies Marcos
He liked to sniff his own bum
He died how he lived
Choking on his own cum

 

[Dr. Dwayne]

 

[Marcosdeto]

Here lies Marcos
He liked to sniff his own bum
He died how he lived
Choking on his own cum

can be something more heroic?

like choking on my own dick?

 

[SmashedHombre]

can be something more heroic?

like choking on my own dick?

Feck sakes their is no pleasing some people.

Alright fine.

Here lies marcos, killed by his own spunk
an argentine bum sniffer and a serbian hunk
It was election time on ol' redcafe
Marcos vs vidic, it was judgement day
Our farting Argie made the first move
stripping himself naked, he applied some lube
then curling up he rolled into a ball
in that famous argentine mating call
bending right over he opened his gob
parted his lips and sucked his own knob
Our Serbian hunk though was not a fool
he picked up the self fornicating argie ball
Flexing his muscles he squashed poor marcos
our argie hero became a penis sucking carcas
Poor old marcos became the first in history
to die strangulated by his own willy.

Here lies marcos.

Feck sakes I really should be getting on with some work you know

 

[Marcosdeto]

Feck sakes their is no pleasing some people.

Alright fine.

Here lies marcos, killed by his own spunk
an argentine bum sniffer and a serbian hunk
It was election time on ol' redcafe
Marcos vs vidic, it was judgement day
Our farting Argie made the first move
stripping himself naked, he applied some lube
then curling up he rolled into a ball
in that famous argentine mating call
bending right over he opened his gob
parted his lips and sucked his own knob
Our Serbian hunk though was not a fool
he picked up the self fornicating argie ball
Flexing his muscles he squashed poor marcos
our argie hero became a penis sucking carcas
Poor old marcos became the first in history
to die strangulated by his own willy.

Here lies marcos.

Feck sakes I really should be getting on with some work you know

that's fecking heroic

can i have some kind of statue too?

 

[Suresh]

Feck sakes their is no pleasing some people.

Alright fine.

Here lies marcos, killed by his own spunk
an argentine bum sniffer and a serbian hunk
It was election time on ol' redcafe
Marcos vs vidic, it was judgement day
Our farting Argie made the first move
stripping himself naked, he applied some lube
then curling up he rolled into a ball
in that famous argentine mating call
bending right over he opened his gob
parted his lips and sucked his own knob
Our Serbian hunk though was not a fool
he picked up the self fornicating argie ball
Flexing his muscles he squashed poor marcos
our argie hero became a penis sucking carcas
Poor old marcos became the first in history
to die strangulated by his own willy.

Here lies marcos.

Feck sakes I really should be getting on with some work you know

Brilliant. Why bother with work when the caf obviously inspires such eloquence.