I heard we're just gonna take his body parts and put them with WW's brain, in a frankenstein-like projectIf you can't afford a new striker, get a doctor to look after the rubbish and broken one you already have
Arsenal doctor Gary O’Driscoll moves to Man Utd
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Send this guy back to London ffs.A doctor that isn't very good at his job. Exactly what we needed.
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Harry’s time to shine?!
Is he a doctor?
The redemption arc we didn't know we needed
Mindless witch hunt, pathetic as usual.
It's not mindless, he had to be escorted out of the U21 game on Saturday after allegedly trying to kneecap Hugil during his celebrations.
Is he dr. Giggles?
Its just a our sh*te pre-season planning has circulated into the campaign.
Sorry to state the obvious, but with the number of injuries it is obvious that our training regime is not in line with our fitness training, and it is up to manager, not doctors.
This is good thread about possible problem
This is good thread about possible problem
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Nah, you’re confusing him with Marcus.
Doctor Dolittle for sure
I remember reading that new doctor is still at Arsenal and will be at United in September.
As far as I know he hasn’t even left Arsenal yet. Jim Moxon is the one I’ve seen in matches.
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He's remote injuring them !? Terrifying.
I think that was the long-term plan of Arsenal and Liverpool when they decided to let their doctors move to United. Double agents.
I'm beginning to think this guy was a saboteur/double agent... Players are dropping like flies.
Part of me expected this bump to be because he'd developed carpal tunnel or something and needed to take a few weeks out.
Should have gone for Dr Johnny Sins.
A doctor is not a miracle worker, nor is he in charge of players fitness all by himself.
Someone should have given a phone call to get Eva Carneiro on board. I don't believe that she can be blacklisted out of football because she fell out with Mourinho, especially not when the team fitness record under her tenure as first-team doctor speaks for itself under 4 different managers at Chelsea (Andre Villas-Boas, Roberto Di Matteo, Rafael Benitez and Jose Mourinho).
We have been sabotaged.
Fekin doctor, why doesn't he stop the injuries!?
Starts his work at the club on Monday. A decent injury list will be waiting on his desk.
Not a witch hunt, just Samid bumping threads for no reason as usual.
He'll be injured himself by Tuesday or indicted on a RICO charge for conspiring to implement loan-sharking initiatives on the U-21's.
Since 2010, there has been a huge problem with the amount of injuries we get. And it's usually defenders too. It just feels like we get far more in key areas than other teams.
The annual defensive crisis has happened almost every season since at least 06/07 (where it very likely cost us a CL title). There was one year we had Smalling and Blind available almost all season, then I think two seasons with Maguire and Lindelof (even then the latter was playing through a back injury). Otherwise every single season we've had a period of a month or so where our defence is just broken and we end up with players out of position or way down the pecking order having to play.
Was curious, a quick search tells me she was in a dedicated sports clinic in Qatar back in 2022 seemingly involved with the World Cup.
Any chance this improves our injury record
Doubt it, it's a recruitment issue, none of these players leave us and have less injured spells. We just clearly aren't or weren't doing enough to vet these guys injury histories.
Smart man. Goes where the work is.
Has arrived - https://www.manutd.com/en/news/detail/gary-odriscoll-starts-as-head-of-sports-medicine-at-man-utd
Possibly wishes he hasn't.
Possibly wishes he hasn't.
Took him long enough till we lost all key players.
God damn O’Driscoll's.
I bet he uses Google!
He is a Trojan horse from Arsenal. We fell for it.