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Athlete makes the news for her terrible performance in a 100m race
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"Athlete".
Every competition should have a normal person competing just so we can see the difference.
I did enjoy the little skip she did as she crossed the line, "yay, I made it!"
Awesome, love stuff like this
Wasn't there an aussie shot putter who ran the 110 hurdles the other day?
Eric The Eel only learnt to swim 8 month before this Olympics in a 12m pool and a lake. 4 years later he shaved 50 seconds of this time. Legend.
Somalia has form for this kind of thing. I was reading yesterday that they previously entered a runner for the 400 metres who took twice as long as anyone else.
I don't really understand why they can't put people forward who can actually run at race speed. They must have some!
I don't really understand why they can't put people forward who can actually run at race speed. They must have some!
I endorse this idea. Sort of the converse of when an Olympic gold medal winner ran in the mum’s race at her kid’s sports day.
That's me running to the butty wagon when it sits outside and beeps its horn at about 11am.
What’s one of them?
Turns out she’s a nepo baby. But Somalia apparently has a shitty record for the way female athletes get treated, so better a shite athlete competed than no athlete.
It's like an ice cream van, but with sandwiches in it. It turns up in the car park, plays a tune or beeps it's horn, and then you go out and buy your dinner.
They cant win, might as well send the one that will get the most coverage. Who knows there'll be aids and free advertising
That’s mad. Never heard of them before. Are the sandwiches nice? Or are they like the pre-made ones on the shelf at Tesco?It's like an ice cream van, but with sandwiches in it. It turns up in the car park, plays a tune or beeps it's horn, and then you go out and buy your dinner.
No it's a catering company, so they're all freshly made every day. They have hot food as well, panini's, etc.
A wagon that sells butty's.
The Olympics would be much more entertaining if instead of athletes, representation was selected similar to jury duty. Also only send the summons it 2 weeks before the start so don’t get time to train fully.
How many female university students are there in Somalia?