Best goal you've ever scored

[Big Andy]

about 25 yards out and I just struck it on the half volley diagonally into the side and top net, wasn’t my best goal ever

Humble brag

 

[André Dominguez]

Keeper position at futsal. Final match on College futsal league (tournament between Colleges of the same region). It was 0-0 and we were being totally dominated by the opposition, who were failing to convert several easy chances. Suddenly out of the blue, I scored an amazing lob goal on a long shot that hits the bar and gets in. This one wasn't intentional though, I was just hoofing the ball up to cut a deep pass from the opposition and it ended in a perfect lob with the right power and curve to make it impossible to defend, but I never told anyone this part.

 

[rimaldo]

Given the goal…I’m def counting it

may as well count the women you’ve thought about whilst wanking.

 

[Donaldo]

@Big Andy got the point (sort of). Get your paintbrushes out.

 

[Gehrman]

We were in a cup where you win by total points. Because we were down 1-0 in the final match we stood to lose, but i recovered the ball with 5 seconds to go from the half way line and everyone shouted "Shoooot!" So i took a punt and put it in the top right corner and won us the cup. I felt like Becks for a while just fatter.