Big Brother

[Man Utd Mrs]

Am I the only one watching it this time ?

Dexter is a fantastic housemate -
Wolfy needs to be set free on the outside this week - PLEASE !!
The twins are Tweedle Dum and Tweedle Dummer.
Gina is excellent.
Model Hazel Looks good but is a bit of a madam.
Ex-copper Dan is a massive know it all but not a bad housemate.


The rest seem a bit boring.

 

[ciderman9000000]

People still watch this garbage?

 

[Genius Me!]

Big brother isn't entertainment.

 

[Man Utd Mrs]

Just me, Cider.
It is to me, Genius. I like it so there.

 

[One Night Only]

I used to think of MUM as quite an intelligent woman. This thread has destroyed that. She's thick as pig shite and common as muck obviously.

And I'm a massive gimp by the way.

 

[Man Utd Mrs]

I used to think of MUM as quite an intelligent woman. This thread has destroyed that. She's thick as pig shite and common as muck obviously.

You might be right there.

 

[Man Utd Mrs]

There must be someone else ?

 

[ciderman9000000]

Does anyone else wish to crawl up into the morbid arsehole of television and eat course after course of diarrhoea shit from its putrid walls of feculence?

Nah, didn't think so.

 

[Proud_Lyon]

I cringe at the thought of Big Brother on tv. We have it here in France under the name of "Secret Story", and to be honest, I have never watched it either. Gone are the days of real television of people who can actually make the public laugh i.e. Love thy neighbour, blackadder, Monty Pythons Flying Circus, Til Death do us part, In sickness and in health, Only Fools and horses etc etc etc ad nauseum. I hope to god that my daughters never watch this shite that is ok for those who are fans of Jeremy Kyle.

 

[hp88]

Not watched it for a couple of years, used to be good when it was on C4.

 

[ciderman9000000]

...used to be good when it was on C4.

No.

 

[PatrickP]

I like Big Brother.

I like Dexter and hate Dan.

Wolfy was good but she irritates me now. I like the twins.

Really winds me up when people get annoyed by other people audition tapes when they know that you oversell yourself.

 

[LARulz]

I'm watching it but the US version is normally better. Though thats got a fair bit of racism going on already which will never be broadcast on the episodes.

Gina, Dan and Dexter are the 3 people that have to stay till the end. They are the only entertaining housemates. Sallie was good too even though she did seem like a dick

 

[PatrickP]

I quite liked Sallie.

Dan and wolfy have been horrendous tonight.

 

[Man Utd Mrs]

I cringe at the thought of Big Brother on tv. We have it here in France under the name of "Secret Story", and to be honest, I have never watched it either. Gone are the days of real television of people who can actually make the public laugh i.e. Love thy neighbour, blackadder, Monty Pythons Flying Circus, Til Death do us part, In sickness and in health, Only Fools and horses etc etc etc ad nauseum. I hope to god that my daughters never watch this shite that is ok for those who are fans of Jeremy Kyle.

I object to that.
I can't stand Jeremy Kyle.

You must watch somethings that I think are crap...it wouldn't do if we liked the same things.

 

[Man Utd Mrs]

Does anyone else wish to crawl up into the morbid arsehole of television and eat course after course of diarrhoea shit from its putrid walls of feculence?

Nah, didn't think so.

Wrong again.

 

[Genius Me!]

Just me, Cider.
It is to me, Genius. I like it so there.

Fair enough, who am I to tell you how to be entertained.

 

[Man Utd Mrs]

Fair enough, who am I to tell you how to be entertained.

Indeed.
We are all have different tastes.

 

[One Night Only]

Indeed.
We are all have different tastes.

And some people have no taste ¬_¬

 

[Man Utd Mrs]

And some people have no taste ¬_¬

Dont put yourself down.

 

[One Night Only]

Dont put yourself down.

The lads who frequent the Wimbledon/tennis thread can vouch I have awesome taste.

What is the prize for winning big brother these days? A £50 asda voucher or something?

 

[Man Utd Mrs]

The lads who frequent the Wimbledon/tennis thread can vouch I have awesome taste.

What is the prize for winning big brother these days? A £50 asda voucher or something?

Tennis is the biggest pile of crap ever to grace the tv.

No idea what they win....more than most of Wimbledon will ever do, I guess.

 

[ciderman9000000]

Wrong again.

I have a sense I'm missing out as if I might have if I were the only one not to have contracted AIDS.

 

[One Night Only]

Tennis is the biggest pile of crap ever to grace the tv.

No idea what they win....more than most of Wimbledon will ever do, I guess.

Bu.. bu ... bu... Wimbledon has this:

 

[Man Utd Mrs]

I have a sense I'm missing out as if I might have if I were the only one not to have contracted AIDS.

Right Cider.

 

[Man Utd Mrs]

Bu.. bu ... bu... Wimbledon has this:

...and ... ?

 

[One Night Only]

It's worth watching for her alone! If you wouldn't turn Lesbian for her, you're strange.

 

[Man Utd Mrs]

It's worth watching for her alone! If you wouldn't turn Lesbian for her, you're strange.

I guess I'm strange then.
Sorry.

 

[One Night Only]

I guess I'm strange then.
Sorry.

I will accept your apology, and let you get back to watching live feeds of the human zoo.

 

[Man Utd Mrs]

I will accept your apology, and let you get back to watching live feeds of the human zoo.

they dont have live feeds anymore.
You must have watched it once to know about Live Feed though.

 

[One Night Only]

they dont have live feeds anymore.
You must have watched it once to know about Live Feed though.

Of course I did, I was young and stupid, and I expected to see tits Oh, how disappointing the live cams actually were, people sleeping, or people just sat in silence most the time.

 

[Man Utd Mrs]

Of course I did, I was young and stupid, and I expected to see tits Oh, how disappointing the live cams actually were, people sleeping, or people just sat in silence most the time.

And now you're old and stupid ?

Probably why live feed was scrapped to be honest.

 

[One Night Only]

And now you're old and stupid ?

Probably why live feed was scrapped to be honest.

Older and stupider, I've still got a few more years to go before I'm just old and senile.

So do you only get a couple hours BB fix a day now then? Just like highlights & live evictions.

That Jade Goody lass on it a few years ago was comedy gold, would have gave some of the members on here a run for their money.

 

[Badunk]

I always watch it, MuM. Even if I don't post, know that I am there with you

 

[Man Utd Mrs]

I always watch it, MuM. Even if I don't post, know that I am there with you

I'm chuffed about that

 

[Man Utd Mrs]

Older and stupider, I've still got a few more years to go before I'm just old and senile.

So do you only get a couple hours BB fix a day now then? Just like highlights & live evictions.

That Jade Goody lass on it a few years ago was comedy gold, would have gave some of the members on here a run for their money.

Yes... occasional live feed too. About an hour a week

 

[PatrickP]

I hope Dexter gets to go in this secret room. The housemates would be gutted when he came back

 

[Man Utd Mrs]

I hope Dexter gets to go in this secret room. The housemates would be gutted when he came back

Yep, I like Dexter and Gina.
Dexter is like some sort of inept James Bond villain that keeps bouncing back !

 

[JP77]

Did you see that cnut tonight MUM? (Excuse the language )

Pathetic little twat. Clearly got a mental issue and you could see that when he entered the house. Laying your hands on a woman and threatening to 'nut her'...what a cnut. Doesn't matter what people think about her in general, what a prick he is.

 

[Man Utd Mrs]

Did you see that cnut tonight MUM? (Excuse the language )

Pathetic little twat. Clearly got a mental issue and you could see that when he entered the house. Laying your hands on a woman and threatening to 'nut her'...what a cnut. Doesn't matter what people think about her in general, what a prick he is.

He even did the "nut" motion.
He had his hands round her throat too !

"Daley has left the Big Brother House..... "

...and not before time !!