Bird sh*ts in Ashley Young's mouth
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He controls bird shit better than a football.
Well some say if a bird shits on you it brings you luck. Hopefully that's the case here and Young goes on to rattle the net a few times or sets up a few in the second half.
That ended up where it belong
Must say the title conjured up a different image in my mind.
Of all the places in the world that the bird shit could fall, it drops directly in ur mouth hahahaha
Ewwwwwww
Ewwwwwwww I would've thrown up!
A bird shit on my mate's head once. He broke up with her straight away.
I thought it was someones spit ?
Shit tend to stick together.
Didn't expect that logging on at half time.
FFS hilariousIs that, like, real?
Isn't that just a bit of spit coming out of his mouth after shoutin??
haha i wondered what happened there.
Gross.
He's our best player in half time. None played well. May be the others players need to eat bird sh** as well.
That was what I thought when I saw it live on the telly, but on that vine you can see it fly in!
That's bizarre.Haha my laptop was slow buffering it but it does actually fly in
!!That's grim. I'm not sure what I'd do if that happened to me. Is a mouth transplant medically possible?
fecking bizarre that! Did he swallow?Literally in tears - that is the funniest thing I've seen.. how could he not taste it?
I thought it was gum or spit from someone else - but bird shit is nice too!
Unbelievable JeffSo did I when it happened but replay seems to suggest it was from the heavens....
When it originally happened I thought it was one of the flys annoying me during the game!!!
That bird must be posting here on Redcafe.
You can't make this shit up.
