I genuinely don’t understand Zombies at all. Just as a thing. The whole shebang absolutely baffles me. Like, how can millions and millions of people watch so much near identical media about the exact same, slow moving, incredibly boring threat? I mean, the subversive or arty outliers like Sean or Busan I get, sure... but the sheer endless suffocating amount of middle ground bog standard, near identical, boring as all feck shuffling zombie apocaplyse bollocks, is just absolutely insane to me!
What is it!? WHY IS IT INTERESTING!? Someone explain it to me, please!? It’s genuinely upsetting me.