Says everyone who's seen Cinas mum naked.
BREAKING: Louis van Gaal sacked
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Ban them all, Master Van Helsing! 
0/10 would not bang...
Nope, we just get a bit tired of the general ignorance as to how we deal with permanent bans, hence brewlio's request.
Na LVG will never be sacked so its a wasted opportunity.
Woodward steps down with the op having a pic of Woodward walking down some steps....
Woodward steps down with the op having a pic of Woodward walking down some steps....
This disappoints me.
You used to get banned for crazy stunts like this
Actually opened this thread with disappointment only to feel happy again 
Actually opened this thread with disappointment only to feel happy again
My reaction before I opened this thread
Actually opened this thread with disappointment only to feel happy again
Thanks Cina!! Made a right tit of myself in the office today. Was having a quick cafe browse during lunch today, saw this thread, punched the air and triumphantly shouted "YES!!!!". I looked like even more of a tit once i'd opened the thread to find out it was a WUM 
Most interesting read in the United forum for months.
Every time I see this thread in the list I think to myself "YES, IT HAS FINALLY HAPPENED!" only to end up disappointed fractions of a second later when I remember.
It is torture! Is that what you were aiming for @Cina - to torture us all?
It is torture! Is that what you were aiming for @Cina - to torture us all?
fooled myself again as well just now.
Me too, again. Just now, after posting that. I think it's the "BREAKING:" part that does it
Some right miserable twats in this thread. Try to enjoy life a bit instead of crying about everything that goes against "the rules". Not everything has to be serious all the time you sad weirdos.
When he actually is sacked, how will we know it's real?
There'll be one of those site notifications I guess?
When we start winning games ?
We'll be required to start a new thread and avoid this mega-thread.
You won't. Question everything. The rest of your life is a lie.
Meh.
23 pages for a WUM.
Personally I wouldn't want to live in a world without regularly broken rules and rampant abuse of power.
Agreed. As long as there's a safe word
I imagine some other news sites will report it
Of course they might not, but give them a try pal
It's on the main site now!
@Mods
Actually surprised that didn't take me to a meat spin.
Reported for WUMming.
Oh feck off. Gave me a boner for a milisec.
Our mods are just as impotent as fecking Woody these days.. I miss GB and his meaty throbbing ban stick days.
I love the fact that people are still reporting the OP, as if they think we've missed it and they need to bring it to our attention.
That's just cruel.
You mean it still isn't true?
If we wait long enough it will be...right?
Please?
If we wait long enough it will be...right?
Please?
I know this thread was a fraud when it was made but I still check every 10 minutes in case it's actually become true.
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