Cantina accepting an award as only he would

Bubz27

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Edit: Eroc Cantina.
 
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The guy’s face in the crowd at the end :lol:
 

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My favourite cantina is the one on Mos Eisley.
 

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Eric quotes Shakespeare to tell the world that we are fecked before mocking the facile and distractive nature of football.

Perfect for such a pompous and vapid event.
 

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♩Who urgh Errol Cantina
 

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Imagine him as a manager.
Players would be like: "WTF? Are we the seagulls?"
 

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the look on the guys face in the audience at the end.haha.
 

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Anyone got a transcript of that? I want to analyse it in detail
"As flies to wanton boys we are for the gods, they kill us for their sport.

"Soon the science will not only be able to slow down the ageing of the cells, soon the science will fix the cells to the state and so we will become eternal.

"Only accidents, crimes, wars, will still kill us but unfortunately, crimes, wars, will multiply.

"I love football. Thank you."
 

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The guy’s face in the crowd at the end :lol:
:lol: That was outstanding, first time I've actually laughed properly in ages.

Was he trying to say that we will all be basically living for eternity because of science and can only rely on war/crime to die?
 

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"As flies to wanton boys we are for the gods, they kill us for their sport.

"Soon the science will not only be able to slow down the ageing of the cells, soon the science will fix the cells to the state and so we will become eternal.

"Only accidents, crimes, wars, will still kill us but unfortunately, crimes, wars, will multiply.
That's like most of the replies in the 'Has anyone had a girl tell them they needed some time to think about things' thread.
 

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Who is that guy at the end, I think that's Pavel Nedved sat next to him so is it someone from Juve?
 

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I read that speech as him saying how unimportant that event is with all the shit going on around us.

I honestly love the man.
 

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I know he likes his drink, but I think he is also taking drugs now.
It was as if he wrote works randomly picked out of a dictionary and read them out.
 

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I know he likes his drink, but I think he is also taking drugs now.
It was as if he wrote works randomly picked out of a dictionary and read them out.
You dont deserve to hear such wisdom with comments like that.