Caption Contest: Big Ed

[Oscar.Z.Acosta]

‘When’s The Equaliser on?’ (For fans of 80s cop drivel).

Or, with the hope that Ed has an iota of self awareness:

‘Feck me, how shit am I at this job? Let me ring Theresa May and see if she wants the Director of Football job. Can’t go wrong. Loverly jubbly!’

 

[Tapori]

I would like one of your finest chocolate bars;money is no object.

 

[Tapori]

“£38m you say? I’ll give you 1...billion...dollars.”

 

[arthurka]

"Hmm did I put 5 zeros or 6 on that Sánchez contract"?

 

[iammemphis]

“Hmmm....... What would Brian Boitano do?”

 

[Eyepopper]

"Was that really just a fart?"

 

[Reiver]

Ed briefly savours the smell of the finger he usually keeps jammed up his arse.

 

[Pagh Wraith]

Eyes bulging with imagined riches

winner

 

[Green_Red]

"I wonder if anyone has noticed I had zero experience running a football club after I took over from you yet?"

 

[tenpoless]

Person A : "I sent you an email yesterday about several candidates for the DoF position"
Woodward : "....What's a DoF?"

 

[Irrational.]

"He told me he could continue as our first choice right back for the next couple of years... I taste birdshit."

 

[Lucky Buttons]

Birds... Wasn't there something Sir Alex used to say about birds. Ah well...

 

[Schmiznurf]

"When will they hurry up and fire me so I can go on the dole?"

 

[BeforeKeanetherewasRobson]

Ed fails to spot Richard Kiel (aka 'Jaws') sneaking up and about to bite him.

 

[Charles Miller]

Who is this new guy in the goal who resembles De Gea?

 

[marukomu]

Could Justin Bieber play on the wing?

 

[tenpoless]

"Sometimes I pretend to think with my finger hovering just above the lips to look smart".

 

[Needham]

Think I'll skip the prostitute tonight...yeah. Just a curry...

 

[Fridge chutney]

"ignore the voices Edward, ignore the voices..."

 

[GiddyUp]

"Maybe I should have bought that Toby McGuire lad Jose was talking about but I can't think of that now. We've a big summer ahead figuring out how to market Chris Smalling's hair, noodles are so 2018. SPAGHETTI, Ed, you are a genius. I should call his agent and start talking numbers, or should I say liras".

 

[The Nani]

“How do we get out of this mess?”

 

[clarkydaz]

"Needs more tractor..."

 

[Stookie]

‘Hmmm good question. Would I rather be bummed by a horse and no one knew about it or not bummed by a horse but everyone thought I had?’

 

[meamth]

"I guess we need a new sponsor for house ceiling fans, or perhaps tampons sponsors for the ladies."