Caption Contest: Fecks and the City

[Werd.]

"Two in the pink..one in the stink, puto!"

 

[R.N7]

Let him who is without hair cast the first Stones

 

[Man Utd Mrs]

"This must not fcuking slip!"

Quality !

 

[Man Utd Mrs]

Let him who is without hair cast the first Stones

 

[montpelier]

''When I get home the big pointy arrow & huge text that says you're shit is going here''

 

[jackofalltrades]

"I want you to listen to Like a Rolling Stone, no facking play like one!"

 

[montpelier]

''No one sees the left hook coming, John''

 

[redman5]

I ask for John Stones & they give me the fecking Flintstones.

 

[Kylar Stern]

'Y'all know me, still the same P.G. with no Plan B...'

 

[Dr. Dwayne]

"Where the feck is my coke? I can't watch this without my coke."

 

[Dinghy]

"Stoned 24(7)"

 

[Eckers99]

Pep: Help me John, I'm trapped here.

Stones: Just resign, boss.

 

[facund]

"Where has that button for the ejector seat gone"

 

[JustAFan]

Look at my horse, my horse is amazing.

@Olly can you photo shop a horse into that photo.

 

[Olly Gunnar Solskjær]

Look at my horse, my horse is amazing.

@Olly can you photo shop a horse into that photo.

Ok.

 

[RU Devil]

Put down the water bottle. Water's for defenders only. You think I'm fecking with you? I am not fecking with you. I'm here from Etihad. I'm here from Txiki and Brian. And I'm here on a mission of mercy. Your name's Stones? You call yourself a defender you son of a bitch?

 

[SteveJ]

Ok.

 

[SteveJ]

Put down the water bottle. Water's for defenders only. You think I'm fecking with you? I am not fecking with you. I'm here from Etihad. I'm here from Txiki and Brian. And I'm here on a mission of mercy. Your name's Stones? You call yourself a defender you son of a bitch?

Sounds like Maciek in rimaldo's famous Caf Calendar thread.

 

[Will Absolute]

"My cojones are bigger than yours, Stones. And I wear v-necked jumpers!"

 

[Borden]

Sounds like Maciek in rimaldo's famous Caf Calendar thread.

Or Alec Baldwin in Glengarry Glen Ross.

 

[SteveJ]

Or Alec Baldwin in Glengarry Glen Ross.

"You see this watch? This watch cost more than your transfer."

 

[2cents]

"Oh dreidel dreidel dreidel, I made you out of clay..."

 

[Red_Aaron]

I've pierced my foot on a spike
/partridge

 

[horsechoker]

Pep: Here's a briefcase with your wages in
Stones: but you're not holding anything...

 

[Mindhunter]

Feck, I kicked the harder Stones.