Didn't like the other one, so here goes:
Caption this: Jose and Poch
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Poch: "I'm coming for your job"
Jose: "lol"
Jose: "lol"
Poch: I got £12.5M compensation from the baldy little bastard, what about you?
Jose: I got nearly £20M out of Woddy the cnut!
Poch: Damn it, I need to get myself some trophies.
Jose: I got nearly £20M out of Woddy the cnut!
Poch: Damn it, I need to get myself some trophies.
Think that wins the thread.
Former Manchester United Manager Jose Mourinho Comforts Former Tottenham Hotspur Manager Mauricio Pochettino on the Touchline During their Last League Meeting
"Get orf me shoulder Levy, ya tight basterd ye"
Can't see the image
Best one yet.
Jose: Hey it's ok you can have my Sky job
Poch: I’m so disappointed with my team.
Jose: Never mind Mauricio...(to self - Son and Kane!!
)
Jose: Never mind Mauricio...(to self - Son and Kane!!
)This wins it, for me.
Jose: Conte would never let me touch him like this
“So mate how can we organise this swap?”
Roman says initiate phase 2.Didn't like the other one, so here goes:
Poch: Who do you think's gonna find a job first after my sacking?
Mou: (should I tell him?)
Mou: (should I tell him?)
Surely there’s a better image that could have been used
"Those bastards are after my advertising gig."
A serious look away from PochettinoDidn't like the other one, so here goes:
Transfer of energy to allow for transfer of job.
"Hello, Poch."
"Hello, Jose."
"Hello, Jose."
Jose: Do you wanna swap bodies? I hate it here.
Poch: Why don't we just swap clubs?
Poch: Why don't we just swap clubs?
"We are merely exchanging large protein strings. If you can think of a simpler way I'd like to hear it."
"F*ck me, these are terrible."
"Well yours are no bloody better."
"Well yours are no bloody better."
Last one to let go wins the Spurs job.
Poch- "I know what you re up to - I'm trying to strangle you with my bare hand"
Mou- "There, there. I made more money sitting on my ass than you did coaching a trophy-less team"
Mou- "There, there. I made more money sitting on my ass than you did coaching a trophy-less team"
“So what’s Daniel Levy like?”
“Trophies, apparently.”
“Trophies, apparently.”
Poch was given more than Jose according to reports I've seen. Biggest payment to sacked manager.
This time next year, we’ll be millionaires!
Mauricio: José look to your right, do you see that blondie on top? He was completely talentless and I made him the best striker in Premier League.
José: I know him. That’s Harry Kane. Look to your left Poch. Do you see that dark tall guy? He was the most expensive player in the world and the most talented midfielder I’ve ever seen. I made him useless. But I don’t care. Look at my fingers. How many?
Poch: Two...
José: I know him. That’s Harry Kane. Look to your left Poch. Do you see that dark tall guy? He was the most expensive player in the world and the most talented midfielder I’ve ever seen. I made him useless. But I don’t care. Look at my fingers. How many?
Poch: Two...
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Jose: Yes it is better than Rooney’s thatch.
How to get richer by failing.
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Where you see that? I very much doubt it as his wage wasn’t that high In manigerial terms? Every I look I see the same figure of £12.5m.
Unlimited posting
"Its only Spurs Poch"