When your threesome turns into a foursome
Caption this picture: Lusophone contingent
- Thread starter horsechoker
- Start date
When your threesome turns into a foursome
If you can see 4 midfielders here, you may need to come visit us at Specsavers.
Raise your hand if you can't pass.
"3 cheers for Brexit FC"
Raise your hand if you can't shoot.
Fred can't pass? behave.
Guess which one of these players hasn't been overpaid enough yet to get veneers.
We have judged Bruno already then?
We scouted him before United.
*Sun Exclusive*
"With high visibility vests in place of yellow stars, the foreign players at Brexit FC are asked to raise their hands if they want more bread and butter pudding...
The larger of the group is too weak to do so - held upright by his compatriots, the best he can muster is a delirious 'hunger grin', he'll have to hope that his more energetic compatriots spare him some of their own!
The newest member - known simply as 'Bruno', due to his non-Aryan eye colour - is oblivious as to what he's signed up for... the coming weeks and months will be an educational experience for him.
Off camera, the kind, generous, selfless, family man Ed Woodward stirs a big bowl of steaming British pudding for the foreign contingent - a kind, non-sociopathic grin plastered across his handsome, likeable, selfless face"
"With high visibility vests in place of yellow stars, the foreign players at Brexit FC are asked to raise their hands if they want more bread and butter pudding...
The larger of the group is too weak to do so - held upright by his compatriots, the best he can muster is a delirious 'hunger grin', he'll have to hope that his more energetic compatriots spare him some of their own!
The newest member - known simply as 'Bruno', due to his non-Aryan eye colour - is oblivious as to what he's signed up for... the coming weeks and months will be an educational experience for him.
Off camera, the kind, generous, selfless, family man Ed Woodward stirs a big bowl of steaming British pudding for the foreign contingent - a kind, non-sociopathic grin plastered across his handsome, likeable, selfless face"
His hand isn't raised though.
The Churrasco Boys.
Fred: "Hands up if you take free kicks."
Andreas: "Diogo, get you're feckin' hand up"
Andreas: "Diogo, get you're feckin' hand up"
We’re off to Nando’s
When you see your mate finally pull that 8/10 on a Friday night
Who here hasn't slept with Ana yet?
Diogo?
Diogo?
New training measures have been implemented to assist Lingard finding teammates with his passing.
Jubilation as new signing completes a forward pass to Martial.
«Anybody else wanna join to check out if Ronald Koeman has been impressed by us yet?»
He's finally here, after they all said he wouldn't! Take that caftards!
Hands up who thinks they can take a better free kick than Juan Mata
"Bruno & Fred are hoping due to their very English sounding names they are able to slip under the radar and be included in the contingent of players viewed more favourably at Brexit fc hence why they are hoping they are included in Shaw's KFC budgetThe O brigade O
"Why do they keep on making us sing that Salvador Sobral song, only Fred knows the lyrics"
Lindelof speaks Portuguese. Why’s he not with them?
"Sander Berge Spotted at MUFC Training" - Specsavers
Confidence is high in Man Utd's new look back four.
The lads find out there's still food remaining after Anderson left the buffet
Fred, Dalot, Bruno and Periera at Manchester United training session.
If we stand like this we could all fit in lukakus old shirt
When Lindelof plays a 12 yard pass and it finds a fellow red.
We have a winner!
Let's take picture together because we speak the "same" language.
The Human Centipede, Portuguese language edition.
If you're happy and you know it clap your hands..
A perfect Brazilian Portuguese sandwich.