Carlos Tevez

[MyOnlySolskjaer]

Name in home country: Carlos Alberto Tévez
Date of birth: Feb 5, 1984 (35)
Place of birth: Ciudadela, Argentina
Height: 1,71 m
Citizenship: Argentina Argentina
Position: Forward - Second Striker
Foot: Right
Player agent: Pinhas Zahavi
Current club: Club Atlético Boca

Joined: Jan 6, 2018
Contract expires: 30.06.2020
Outfitter: Nike​

 

[0le]

No.

 

[Isotope]

Leg end

 

[MyOnlySolskjaer]

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[Renegade]

Surely fake. Surely?

 

[AaronRedDevil]

 

[Mibabalou]

whos that t*** from argentina....

 

[MrBrightside1989]

Would add to the fun... bring him home

 

[ThierryHenry]

Please please happen.

 

[Joseunited]

Get the sign ready.

 

[Coops73]

No. fecking. Way. cnut.

 

[Ali Dia]

Jesus!
Get Rooney back too.
Jesus.

it’s a horrible time to be a utd fan.

 

[Dick Dastardly]

I heard Tim Vickery laughing about this rumour. He said Tevez was a terrible player now, way off EPL standards.

 

[Zlatattack]

Only if we also sign Keane in midfield and sign up a friendly with Borussia dortmund.

 

[Dong Fangzhuo]

feck no

 

[Samid]

Never heard of him. Welcome to Manchester

 

[dannyrhinos89]

Leg end

bell end more fitting.

 

[studs]

Don't let Ed woodward see this, quick shut this thread down.

 

[MikeUpNorth]

Haha. Why not?

 

[Tom Cato]

I'd rather us ask Barca to loan Lionel Messi for the season.

 

[Eyepopper]

Clearly made up bullshit designed to kick the club when we're down.

 

[KiD MoYeS]

Not sure what is funnier, being linked with kettle neck or some still thinking the club will sign a player.

 

[adexkola]

It's been 3 minutes and I can't stop laughing at the very thought

 

[Giuliano Maiorana]

This is pure banter surely?

Is Henrik Larsson available?

William Prunier?

 

[Art Vandelay]

Name in home country: Carlos Alberto Tévez
Date of birth: Feb 5, 1984 (35)
Place of birth: Ciudadela, Argentina
Height: 1,71 m
Citizenship: Argentina Argentina
Position: Forward - Second Striker
Foot: Right
Player agent: Pinhas Zahavi
Current club: Club Atlético Boca

Joined: Jan 6, 2018
Contract expires: 30.06.2020
Outfitter: Nike​

You left out a bit.

Description: Traitorous inbred lying cnut.

 

[Bwuk]

Banter.

 

[ivaldo]

Watch on as posters believe it.

 

[Acquire Me]

I look forward to sing his song when playing for us again.

 

[Rado_N]

Nobody with even the slightest bit of sense would believe this for one minute.

 

[r3idy]

Do not want. Watched him Copa Libertadores last year and he was way past it

 

[golden_blunder]

I’m holding out for Berba

 

[KekiZeki]

I thought you're suggesting him for our manager

 

[Precaution]

What's Dwight Yorke upto these days?

 

[::sonny::]

Heinze

 

[::sonny::]

Sign Tevez

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[yumtum]

Name in home country: Carlos Alberto Tévez
Date of birth: Feb 5, 1984 (35)
Place of birth: Ciudadela, Argentina
Height: 1,71 m
Citizenship: Argentina Argentina
Position: Forward - Second Striker
Foot: Right
Player agent: Pinhas Zahavi
Current club: Club Atlético Boca

Joined: Jan 6, 2018
Contract expires: 30.06.2020
Outfitter: Nike​

He looks like Louis Litt.

 

[McGrathsipan]

He looks like Louis Litt.

- LITT UPP!!!

 

[yumtum]

- LITT UPP!!!

What's the mud bath scene like in Manchester?

 

[::sonny::]

There are competitors

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