Carragher to Retire

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A rare Liverpool player, who isn't in fact an absolute cnut.

Respect to the man.
 

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Unfortunately, my last memory of him will be of a man, who injured Nani. Nani hasn't been the same since.

He looked out of his depth in the last few times I saw him. Respect to anyone who realizes it's time and calls it quits. If he wanted he could have milked another contract or two out of 'Pool.
 

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He actually never has a bad word to say about United in his interviews. Always respect our club, history and recognises the healthy rivalry between the 2 clubs. Abit of a cnut though when he man-handled Nani with that tackle
 

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Scumbag cnut

From Carraghers Autobiography:

When my leg was broken in an horrific tackle by Lucas Neill in September 2003, my mates were ready to hunt him down if I gave the go-ahead.
A few weeks later I received a phone call. "You won't believe this, Jay. We're in the Trafford Centre and Lucas Neill is walking straight towards us. What do you reckon?"



Did I really want Neill to take a crack? "There's only one problem," added the voice. "Little Davey Thommo is with him."'


That was that. I could hardly let one of my best mates, David Thompson, now a Blackburn player, become a witness to an assault. Besides he'd have recognised the attackers. The impromptu mission was aborted and I sent a text to Thommo telling him Neill should give him a hug of thanks.


As word got back to Blackburn about the near miss, or should that be hit, their coach Terry Darracott, a Scouser, appealed to one of my friends to call the boys off. I agreed.


Never mind the fact it is a cowardly and thuggish thing to do, you called off because "little davey thommo" is there......bellend.
Interesting. Sounds like a right twat.
 

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Met him one night outside Manhattan's in Southport with Dominic Matteo. They were both hammered and Carragher was in the reserves/youth team at the time. He was absolutely full of himself and Matteo was an absolute gent, even though he could barely stand. Imagine the scene: my mates (all Liverpool fans) firing questions at Matteo (a first team player), him smiling and answering cordially, Carragher acting like he was Kenny Dalglish (he sort of was, being pissed out of his head), even though nobody knew who he was, and me accosting Matteo, telling him my wee brother (playing for United's youth team in N. Ireland at the time) would "fecking skin you alive, even with a 10 yard head start". We all parted company, with even my scouse mates asking "Who the feck was that cnut with Matteo?"

That being said, several other people I know have met Carragher and said he was a great guy, very humble and down to earth.

First impressions last, though, eh? :lol:
 

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I once threw a tin of Big Soup at him in Southport when I lived there. Also kicked Gerrard up the arse outside a nightclub (can't remember the name of the club now) It was a long time ago
 

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Unfortunately, my last memory of him will be of a man, who injured Nani. Nani hasn't been the same since.

He looked out of his depth in the last few times I saw him. Respect to anyone who realizes it's time and calls it quits. If he wanted he could have milked another contract or two out of 'Pool.
You blame the cut leg for this?
 

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I once threw a tin of Big Soup at him in Southport when I lived there. Also kicked Gerrard up the arse outside a nightclub (can't remember the name of the club now) It was a long time ago
Did he trap it? Or did he just let it bounce off his chest?

I believe this was how Shankly rated potential signings.
 

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Never mind the fact it is a cowardly and thuggish thing to do, you called off because "little davey thommo" is there......bellend.
is that official?
couldnt be, thats worse than Keane admitting he went out to Do Alf Haaland and he got into trouble!
 

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I opened the tin and threw it in his car as he was driving around Southport, acting the billy big bollocks in his convertable.

How did you like the tin of beef broth or whatever it was all over your dashboard, you whiny cnut? That fecking told him.
 

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Fair play to em great servant to liverpool over the years, probably should have hung up the boots around the same time as Nev.

Hopefully he becomes a pundit, he knows a hell of alot more than Redknapp.
Will also be hilarious seeing him sitting beside Gaz when we play the pool :D
 

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Say what you want about him but he will have a long legacy as the purplest man to ever play the game.
 

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I opened the tin and threw it in his car as he was driving around Southport, acting the billy big bollocks in his convertable.

How did you like the tin of beef broth or whatever it was all over your dashboard, you whiny cnut? That fecking told him.
Tbf, I think it would have been very hard to trap it in that situation.

And, er, were you just randomly walking around Southport with a tin of soup and a tin opener?
 

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Jibes aside, a top top professional who punched above his weight by sheer force of personality.

Deeply admire his passion and commitment for his boyhood team and a credit to Liverpool FC.

Can retire a satisfied man, albeit without a League medal to show for all is blood, sweat and hard work. :p

Liverpool were lucky to have him and will miss him.
 

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is that official?
couldnt be, thats worse than Keane admitting he went out to Do Alf Haaland and he got into trouble!
It was from his autobiography, it was published in 1 of the papers years ago when it came out. It's a right scumbag thing to admit if it's true, especially as he's put on a pedestal as being this "honest" footballer, comes across as a cnut, the tackle was horrible but them quotes really don't put him in a good light, no doubt they will now be brushed under the carpet though.

He was a good player, never outstanding but good all the same and like people have said fair play to him for being a 1 man club (but realistically he'd never get a better club than Liverpool anyway so there was no incentive to leave.)

If he does go in to punditary I always thought he was ok at ITV, bit hard to understand but once you got used to it he was better than most the other shite you get on TV at the moment.
 

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Hate the bloke, hope he gets bored, takes up gambling and ends up in debt and depression. Hated him back in the day, hate him now. At least i'm consistent.

Football will be a better sport without his kind.
 

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Jibes aside, a top top professional who punched above his weight by sheer force of personality.

Deeply admire his passion and commitment for his boyhood team and a credit to Liverpool FC.

Can retire a satisfied man, albeit without a League medal to show for all is blood, sweat and hard work. :p

Liverpool were lucky to have him and will miss him.
Everton?
 

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cnut and a massively overrated player 'cos he made brilliant last ditch tackles'
 

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Never mind the fact it is a cowardly and thuggish thing to do, you called off because "little davey thommo" is there......bellend.
To be fair, keano's autobiography didn't paint him as an angel either.
But hmm...the fact that carra even contemplated going ahead to thump neill, and the fact that he has such thug friends in the first place, i don't know.

But then, hard to judge, must have been angry to have your leg broken by a bad tackle. Not that he didn't do nani in his time, either.

All in all, had a good career, a good pro, but that extract from his bio makes him look a bit thuggish and really, he shouldn't have made that tackle on nani - i'd like to say it was mistimed because, benefit of the doubt, i haven't seen much evidence of him being 'that type of player' much throughout his career.

Good luck carra.
 

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After reading that segment from his biography and the tackle he did on Nani, not to mention he's a scouse cnut who probably hates us with a passion I have nothing positive to say about him.
 

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They could probably get another 2-3 years out of him if they changed around i the formations a bit. Perhaps a 6-3-1 with two defensive minded midfielders.