Casemiro!
This is a muppet signing
This is a muppet signing
Casemiro | United Player
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You're aware Carlo wanted him to stay. How that means he's surpus to requirements I simply dont know.
How dare we sign a 30 year old on obscene wages and a lengthy contract!!! This club is a disgrace!!!
eat shit you moaning twats
eat shit you moaning twats
And tall, unlike the other midget signings this summer.
With this we have bought ourselves about 2-3 years, 4 max. Hope we find a long term DM solution by then.
does he speak english?
Did not expect this to go through, especially this quickly.
Yes Yes Yes!!!
£££
HOW DID WE PULL THIS OFF!?
I give it a year and a half. At most.
He is obviously a fan of our Brazilian midfield greats ft. Kleberson and Anderson ! On a seperate note, anyone reckons that the sweet spot for Muppetry is the 100-200 pages for a thread ? Rules to lock Muppetry threads when we approach the 200 mark to ensure we get our targets ?
One midfielder down. Another midfielder plus 1 RW, 1 RB, 1 GK and 1 CF to go. No time to rest.
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HOW DID WE PULL THIS OFF!?
Just like any other transfer.
We've been begging for a DM for how long? Well, here's to all those who said "another window where we ignored it."
I don't really care the motivations, this is a good signing.
I don't really care the motivations, this is a good signing.
Has to be in works for weeks if not months. A good sign.
I won't lie. I'm very hyped for this signing!
Can he play DM?
Fantastic signing, just can’t believe we’ve pulled it off!
Joga Bonito 
Love the simplicity of the player, he does exactly what it says on the tin. Break up play and feed the ball to someone creative further up the pitch. Can he take shit passes from DeGea though?
Romano needs to take photoshop lessons
We've got John Murtough
HOW DID WE PULL THIS OFF!?
In shock.
Part of me thinks we’ve bought a different player also called Casemiro.
Will de Jong look at this buy and think “hmmmm…. that’d help”?
Id give it 6 months before osteoporosis sets in and he would need a walking stick and becomes the "Old" in Trafford !
Massive upgrade on McTominay.
Worst thing about our "fanbase" right now
Dreams have been buy
Anyone know what kind of attitude Casemiro has? Someone who can kick our prima donnas up their asses and drag them along or someone likely to get influenced by the whining folks (mainly in attack) and lose all motivation?
Really excited about the signing but I've been this way before only to be let down in a few months
I heard he grew up with a Rodrigo Possebon poster on his wall.
We literally signed the best DM in the world
The big question is do we still have the money ready for De Jong or was it used for this?
It's a well needed signing in any case quite exciting.
It's a well needed signing in any case quite exciting.
Amazing. Great player. Two footed. Rapid. Excellent technique. Two eyes for vision. Can play as a double pivot on his own. Shoots lasers out of his arsehole. Transforms into a car at will. Bargain.
When you're discussing a new job with a potential new employer, it's common practice that you don't turn up at your old place whilst it's ongoing, just in case
Hannibal, McNeill, Fernandes, Garnacho were all very highly thought of and we competed against or got them from teams like Barca etc
We were in the conversation about Camavinga and Tchouameni but you can't just get players because you want them. It's not Fifa. We are 'in' for a LOT of young, highly talented players but some will obviously decide against joining us.
Haaland did exactly this and you'd have to say he made the right decision. Is it difficult to see why a player like Tchouameni would opt for Madrid over us?
Before people whinge about us not scouting players etc, they should go and look at the players we have brought in over the last 5/6 years. We are doing it, just most of our fans only follow the club at a very superficial level. They don't know much about the academy, the setup behind the scenes etc. They just react to whatever is on Twitter and Tiktok.
Below is a list of some of the players we've signed since 2017. It isn't all of them and obviously some will have already moved on etc but that's not the point. The point is we are very active in this section of the market. I bet that outside a handful of the obvious names, the ones who have hit mainstream media, more than 75% of our fans don't know these even exist.
Willy Kambwala
Charlie McNeill
Joe Hugill
Marc Jurado - A prospect in Barcelona’s La Masia academy since the age of seven
Alvaro Fernandez
Radek Vitek
Logan Pye
Isak Hansen-Aaroen
Alejandro Garnacho - Described as “the jewel of the Atletico academy”
Mateo Mejia
Bjorn Hardley
Dillon Hoogewerf - Poached from Ajax’s academy in 2019
Johan Guadagno
Noam Emeran - “Manchester [United] has been more convincing than PSG and Barcelona,” he told Le Parisien. The choice was made with my family, and accompanied by my lawyer.”
Hannibal Mejbri - United signed Mejbri from Monaco in the summer of 2019 in a deal reportedly worth up to £8.5m. Liverpool, Manchester City and Arsenal all failed in bids to secure the highly-rated teenager’s signature before he decided on a move to Old Trafford.
Reece Devine
Ondrej Mastny
Connor Stanley
Matej Kovar
Not the club's fault our fan base is ignorant and follows the club at a very mainstream level.
We are a shit show but at least complain about the right things. This toxic free for all doesn't help anything.
You're literally viewing this like it's Football Manager. "12 months ahead", the club are and have been trying to be further ahead of the curve than that. Our current academy has multiple pretty outstanding prospects and some have been signed for decent money. The idea is we pay £8 mill for Hannibal instead of £50 mill in a couple of years time. The biggest prospects in our academy haven't been there from 7 years old. Pretty much every single one of them has been signed or poached.
We do try in fairness. If people paid more attention to the academy, they would see that we do bring in a lot of these types of players and are trying to get them before they really kick on.
Hannibal, McNeill, Fernandes, Garnacho were all very highly thought of and we competed against or got them from teams like Barca etc
We were in the conversation about Camavinga and Tchouameni but you can't just get players because you want them. It's not Fifa. We are 'in' for a LOT of young, highly talented players but some will obviously decide against joining us.
Haaland did exactly this and you'd have to say he made the right decision. Is it difficult to see why a player like Tchouameni would opt for Madrid over us?
Before people whinge about us not scouting players etc, they should go and look at the players we have brought in over the last 5/6 years. We are doing it, just most of our fans only follow the club at a very superficial level. They don't know much about the academy, the setup behind the scenes etc. They just react to whatever is on Twitter and Tiktok.
Below is a list of some of the players we've signed since 2017. It isn't all of them and obviously some will have already moved on etc but that's not the point. The point is we are very active in this section of the market. I bet that outside a handful of the obvious names, the ones who have hit mainstream media, more than 75% of our fans don't know these even exist.
Willy Kambwala
Charlie McNeill
Joe Hugill
Marc Jurado - A prospect in Barcelona’s La Masia academy since the age of seven
Alvaro Fernandez
Radek Vitek
Logan Pye
Isak Hansen-Aaroen
Alejandro Garnacho - Described as “the jewel of the Atletico academy”
Mateo Mejia
Bjorn Hardley
Dillon Hoogewerf - Poached from Ajax’s academy in 2019
Johan Guadagno
Noam Emeran - “Manchester [United] has been more convincing than PSG and Barcelona,” he told Le Parisien. The choice was made with my family, and accompanied by my lawyer.”
Hannibal Mejbri - United signed Mejbri from Monaco in the summer of 2019 in a deal reportedly worth up to £8.5m. Liverpool, Manchester City and Arsenal all failed in bids to secure the highly-rated teenager’s signature before he decided on a move to Old Trafford.
Reece Devine
Ondrej Mastny
Connor Stanley
Matej Kovar
Not the club's fault our fan base is ignorant and follows the club at a very mainstream level.
We are a shit show but at least complain about the right things. This toxic free for all doesn't help anything.
You're literally viewing this like it's Football Manager. "12 months ahead", the club are and have been trying to be further ahead of the curve than that. Our current academy has multiple pretty outstanding prospects and some have been signed for decent money. The idea is we pay £8 mill for Hannibal instead of £50 mill in a couple of years time. The biggest prospects in our academy haven't been there from 7 years old. Pretty much every single one of them has been signed or poached.
Better signing for us than De Jong would have been imo. We’ve needed a player of his profile for YEARS.
ps glazers out.
ps glazers out.
Earning slightly more according to reliable reports…. So…
Come closer, Case Casemiro
Case Casemiro, love is all we need
I swear I'm never gonna leave you, Case Casemiro
You're the one for me
When someone loves like I do
Dreams can come true
So tell me, tell me now
Oh, Case Casemiro, Case Casemiro
You cant leave us now!
(Måns Zelmerlöw - Cara Mia)
Case Casemiro, love is all we need
I swear I'm never gonna leave you, Case Casemiro
You're the one for me
When someone loves like I do
Dreams can come true
So tell me, tell me now
Oh, Case Casemiro, Case Casemiro
You cant leave us now!
(Måns Zelmerlöw - Cara Mia)
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