Chants for Marcos Rojo

Amethyst

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My effort from yesterday:

Sporting doesn't like him
Marcos Rojo, Marcos Rojo

Scousers wanna fight him
Marcos Rojo, Marcos Rojo

"Rock The Casbah" as the tune.

The bit about the scousers sort of relies on him making a scything challenge on one of their players, but it works.
 

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Well, lads, anything going yet?

Threw this together in a few minutes this morning. Not the finished article and possibly could do with improving, but I think there's potential there...


"Who's our Argie in the red?
Rojo, Rojo!
I want to play for United he said,
Rojo, Rojo!
Who the *feck will come attack,
With our Argie at the back?
Rojo, Rojo, Rojo!
"


*obviously not "feck", it's just the Caf's autocorrect function

Sung to this tune (in case anyone didn't get it):

I was thinking, you should change the third line to 'United is a dream he said', it's got the right ammount of syllables to fit better in the chant ^_^
 

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Here he is and here we are and here we go
All aboard and we're smashing the league
Here we go, Rojo all over the world!
 

Annihilate Now!

...or later, I'm not fussy
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You are my Rojo, My Marcus Rojo
You go with purple, and shades of gray
the shade for warning, don't pass to Smalling
Don't tell him to wear blue, when we play away.


Woah, Rojo's fecking magic, he wears a big red hat
He could have been an emo, but he does not wear black
He's not a fan of turquoise, he see's red in his dreams
And now we need more colours, so lets go buy Rob Green.
 

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Played for Argentina, wanted by the club
Told Sporting “I’m leaving you” and Woodward snapped him up
Loved by Man United, hated by a few
Playing left or centre back he’ll leave you black and blue

Now he’s here, bound for fame
Stand up reds and shout his name
Rojo!
 

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At least there's been no rewrites of Wham's "Wake Me Up Before You Go Go" yet.

That would be gay as toast.
 

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Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Rojo Rojo
 

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Lets go Rojo!
Rojo sucks!

In tribute to our transfer forum thread on him.
 

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Marcos Rojo is a red! Is a red! is a red! Marcus Rojo is a red, it's his surname!


All others are pointless.
 

Sparky Rhiwabon

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Anyway, if it is pronounced Ro-ho....

There must be something based around "Yo ho Yo ho a Pirates life for me"
 

Sparky Rhiwabon

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I'm just going off how they were pronouncing his name on SSN. If that's wrong, then I give up.
The British Media think that only sounds that are used in the English language exist.

Like last weekend when they were proudly announcing that Van Gaal was indeed pronounced with a G and not a H. In fact I think it is neither but Louis probably can't be bothered explaining that!
 

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At least there's been no rewrites of Wham's "Wake Me Up Before You Go Go" yet.

That would be gay as toast.
How about (after rojo put a crunching tackle in on "stevie g")...

Pick stevie up, he's been rojo'd
Won't be getting that title oh no
Pick stevie up, he's been rojo'd
Wasted his career awaay-heh
 

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This is a chant FC had for a player a few years ago.

Think we could adapt it

He's big and he's Rojo and he's number 5
He's big and he's Rojo and he's number 5
Everyone needs a nutter in the middle (repeat)
 

Loublaze

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Going loco
all because of RO-JO

(tune to chorus of 'Loco in Acapulco' by the Four tops written by Phil Collins for Buster soundtrack, oldheads know what I mean)
 

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Rojo, Rojo Rojo, Rojo Rojo, Rojo
That's not Vidic!