Chants for Marcos Rojo

quackattack

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Edgio said:
At least there's been no rewrites of Wham's "Wake Me Up Before You Go Go" yet.

That would be gay as toast.
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Is this so bad?
Marco [4X]

You put the Rojo into our team
You send the skirt sale sky high when the season starts
Marco into our squad
Out of the blue, I found it rather odd.
But something's bugging you
Something ain't right
I got a message on an internet wall.
Left Nani out of the team
It's a shame, but he's happier in Portugal.

Sign him up, Marco Rojo
Don't leave me hanging on like a yo-yo
Sign him up, Marco Rojo
I really hope he's a decent guy
Sign him up, Marco Rojo
He used to play somewhere in Moscow
Sign him up, Marco Rojo
Watch him play tonight
Attacker's gonna cry (yeah, yeah)

He made the transfer just the other day
Could he be as good as David May?
Turned a bright spark into a flame
My expectations' never been the same

'Cause you're our player, I'm a fan
It made us crazy when we signed this man
Come on, Woodward, let's not fight
We'll sign more, everything will be all right

Sign him up, Marco Rojo
Don't leave me hanging on like a yo-yo
Sign him up, Marco Rojo
I hope he will be our type of guy
Sign him up, Marco Rojo
Did you see him in Spartak Moscow?
Sign him up, Marco Rojo
Watch him play tonight
Attacker's gonna cry (yeah, yeah)

(Center back)
(Center back)

Stand up Rojo, mark them tight
You might play tomorrow night
It's cold out there, but use your head
When you play, you're thougher than lead.
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Buchan

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El Zoido said:
Half the stadium yelling "Marcos!" the other half responding with "Rojo!" for the worlds largest ever game of Marco Polo.
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To develop this further...

"Marcus... Rojo!
Marcus... Rojo!
Marcus Rojo is a Red,
He signed for Man United,
_____________________,
_____________________."

I know the Scouse have a chant for Rodgers to the same air, which makes this one less appealing.

 

MkPaul

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His name is pronounced Ho-ho according to my SP Lisbon fan taxi driver last night. He looked at me daft when I asked him about Rojo
 

Edgio

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quackattack said:
Is this so bad?
Marco [4X]

You put the Rojo into our team
You send the skirt sale sky high when the season starts
Marco into our squad
Out of the blue, I found it rather odd.
But something's bugging you
Something ain't right
I got a message on an internet wall.
Left Nani out of the team
It's a shame, but he's happier in Portugal.

Sign him up, Marco Rojo
Don't leave me hanging on like a yo-yo
Sign him up, Marco Rojo
I really hope he's a decent guy
Sign him up, Marco Rojo
He used to play somewhere in Moscow
Sign him up, Marco Rojo
Watch him play tonight
Attacker's gonna cry (yeah, yeah)

He made the transfer just the other day
Could he be as good as David May?
Turned a bright spark into a flame
My expectations' never been the same

'Cause you're our player, I'm a fan
It made us crazy when we signed this man
Come on, Woodward, let's not fight
We'll sign more, everything will be all right

Sign him up, Marco Rojo
Don't leave me hanging on like a yo-yo
Sign him up, Marco Rojo
I hope he will be our type of guy
Sign him up, Marco Rojo
Did you see him in Spartak Moscow?
Sign him up, Marco Rojo
Watch him play tonight
Attacker's gonna cry (yeah, yeah)

(Center back)
(Center back)

Stand up Rojo, mark them tight
You might play tomorrow night
It's cold out there, but use your head
When you play, you're thougher than lead.
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Bloody hell :rolleyes::lol:
 

Keenst

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All we ever wanted,
All we ever needed,
Was in Argenina.

His name's Marcos Rojo
Like Vidic and Rio
He will destroy ya.


Depeche Mode- Enjoy the Silence (Chorus)


Whatever about my effort here I'd love to hear this chorus used in any chant.
 

marukomu

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Rojo, where you goin' with that gun in your hand
Rojo, I said where you goin' with that gun in your hand
I'm goin' down to shoot my ol' lady
I caught her messin' 'round with another man
 

predator

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To the tune of ohhh Balotelli by City

Ohhh Marcos Rojo hes our player he got tattoos
He asked to leave Sporting but they wouldnt do nothin
So Ed came back with a wallet full of cash....

2
We still want Vidal
We still want Vidal
Oh Ed Woodward
We still want Vidal

3
They tried to make him stay at Sporting but he said no no no....
 

marukomu

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To the tune of Blitzkrieg Bop by The Ramones


Hey ho, Rojo
Someone at the back now
Where is Nani, I don't know
He's packed his stuff and ready to go
 

Walrus

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Ah shit I thought I came up with that Marco Polo idea (posted in another thread) but @El Zoido 's post predates mine by about 6 weeks. Bah.

Tried to do one based on Livin' La Vida Loca, this is the best I could come up with:

He comes from Argentina, tattoos and 6 foot tall
Like Jones but even leaner, Rojo's gonna make you fall
He can play as a left back, or as a centre half
He'll stop your every attack! Beat Rojo? You're having a laugh!

He'll take the ball off you and go charging up the pitch!
And when he puts his foot in, you'll most likely need a stitch,
and he'll make your team his bitch! (Come on!),

Upside, inside out, he's livin la vida Rojo,
He'll push and pull you down, livin la vida Rojo,
His shirt is devil red, or blue when away from home,
He will wear you out, livin la vida Rojo!

 
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