Chelsea haven't beaten united since....

[WeePat]

Really? Blimey... I didn't think it was anything like that. 22 years? I stand corrected, but I do recall us playing well there...

I remember it being 1 win in like 18-19 years at one point and there was a lot of talk about this in the lead up to one particular game and you then inevitably beat in that game.

In the years before the Abramovich takeover we had an awful record vs Arsenal. We could never beat them. Home, away, cup league, didn’t matter, we could never beat them. For some reason, we always play against United. It was more of a sometimes we lose sometimes we win. I remember us going up to Old Trafford and winning 3-0, around 2000 or 2001,. My mates at school were all like ‘thanks Chelsea’

 

[SalfordRed18]

[QUOTE="Big Andy, post: 31787053, member: 7395"
You absolute fecking nobhead

Why would you even post this? It’s all on you now @SalfordRed18
[/QUOTE]
Honestly? Was having a boring 5 minutes at work and needed a chuckle.

 

[Gordon S]

Ten Hag should be sacked on the spot.

Fixed it for you!

 

[Who's Kissing Cameras?]

This deserves a ban.

 

[redshaw]

I remember the semi-final game well. Chelsea were allowed to commit fouls smashing us off the ball and we weren't allowed to go near them. Impossible for us to get into the match.

 

[Pablo76]

Only 1 Premier League match in the last 30 has been an away win, do with that what you will.

 

[Redplane]

The moment Chelsea have a good 5 min spell of possession.

Game thread already gave up before the players are even on the pitch.

 

[Terry Chango]

Why would you do this

 

[Winrar]

Ban OP from creating threads if we lose.

 

[Mr Pigeon]

Well that’s fecked it

 

[Mr Pigeon]

Mason Mount has not yet scored an injury time winner for United against Chelsea...

Scarlett Johansson is yet to ride me into oblivion...

 

[GazTheLegend]

Is this a meta narrative on jinxes and their power, and what we are witnessing here is the double jinx? If we batter Chelsea and win tonight, will that mean we just witnessed some weird voodoo? I mean we are guaranteed to lose given that 1) none of our football players can play football and 2) do you need a 2) ?

 

[SER19]

United have won at Stamford Bridge once in the league since 2012. That dreadful record is all but certain to continue tonight

 

[Holocene]

United have won at Stamford Bridge once in the league since 2012. That dreadful record is all but certain to continue tonight

You had me for a second...

 

[Plant0x84]

Honestly? Was having a boring 5 minutes at work and needed a chuckle.

Let’s see if you’re laughing in a few hours!

 

[SalfordRed18]

Let’s see if you’re laughing in a few hours!

I'm sure this thread will be bumped one way or another so I'll certainly get a laugh somehow

 

[horsechoker]

Congratulations Chelsea Premier League champions

 

[Semper Fudge]

Jinxes aren't real. Why do people think they are?

 

[Samid]

We have a manager who loves breaking records regardless of any jinxes on here.

 

[King Eric 7]

 

[MDFC Manager]

Good job

 

[Cerberus]

Well done

 

[zookeeper]

Thanks man! Could you please also make a thread with "Liverpool always win the league when they're 1st on the table in April" ?

 

[Fr. Todd Unctious]

Great work

Can we change his name ?

 

[Desert Eagle]

Ban this clown

 

[mu4c_20le]

Power of the jinxw as too strong

 

[Scandi Red]

If we lose tonight, I hope the mods change your username to StamfordBlue18

Make it happen.

 

[SalfordRed18]

Brutal.

 

[AltiUn]

A very worthy ban incoming I think

 

[Rustyspider13]

I don't care if it's illogical, but I blame this topic.

 

[SuperiorXI]

ban

 

[Eriku]

I don’t believe in jinxes, but I still think OP is an arsehole for this thread

 

[Winrar]

Ban OP from creating threads if we lose.

Now.

 

[CallyRed]

I don’t believe in jinxes, but I still think OP is an arsehole for this thread

This

 

[TheNewEra]

Cool cool cool cool

 

[SalfordRed18]

Ready to receive my punishment..

 

[Wilt]

@SalfordRed18

Bend over laddie and bite hard on something…

 

[Lash]

Strike true with thine ban hammer

 

[Captmfla]

United would have won it in 90+6 min. Someone jinxed it and extended the time!

 

[Freak]

What an idiotic thread.