Crap football books

[RochaRoja]

(Note: I’ve not read any of these but am 100% certain they’re crap for obvious reasons)

 

[SteveJ]

The cover of the Steve Bruce novel is amazing.

 

[Raw]

Owen's one. Not read it but I just know it'd be absolutely dreadful reading.

 

[Maagge]

We had a thread dedicated to the Brucie ones. There are some great quotes in it. Fantastic stuff really.

EDIT: A @SteveJ thread actually.

 

[Scotty McT]

I'm going to read Robbie Savage's book before deciding whether I want Rio to be our director of football.

 

[tenpoless]

Michael Owen's just released one.

 

[Siorac]

The cover of the Steve Bruce novel is amazing.

I'm still laughing at that. It was probably put together with MS Paint in about five minutes.

 

[SteveJ]

We had a thread dedicated to the Brucie ones. There are some great quotes in it. Fantastic stuff really.

EDIT: A @SteveJ thread actually.

The gun was level with my belly. So this was what it was like to die. There was no doubt I was going to die. And not even in Newcastle. Not even Premier League. In Halifax, of all places, with a club in the third division.

https://www.redcafe.net/threads/steve-bruces-sweeper-reviewed.421297/

 

[FrankDrebin]

Not sure I would put it in the rubbish category but Nobby Stiles,a player I admired, autobiography After the Ball is one of the most inoffensively boring books I've ever read.

Sorry Nobby.

 

[RochaRoja]

 

[RochaRoja]

 

[Withnail]

https://www.redcafe.net/threads/steve-bruces-sweeper-reviewed.421297/

That is hilarious.

I had a look and Sweeper! is now going for a grand on amazon!

 

[Bilbo]

I'd read Barry Fry's book