De Gea's a dad

anant

Correctly predicted Italy to win Euro 2020
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Personality details of name Yanay
Ruling PlanetJupiter
Positive NatureWise and Stands for Justice
Negative Traitsgives highly critical views
Lucky ColoursBlue, Pink, Yellow
Lucky DaysThursday, Friday and Monday
Lucky StonesYellow Sapphire
Harmony Numbers3,6,9
Problematic Numbers8
Best Suited ProfessionsThe person can be a TV presenter
Health Issueslung and chest problems
What people would generally like about you?Intelligently uses situations to succeed
What people would generally dislike about you?Prejudiced while decision making
These are lucky days because these are the days she'll see her dad. Weekends and Tuesday-Wednesday are for Champions League!
 

Dante

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Personality details of name Yanay
Ruling PlanetJupiter
Positive NatureWise and Stands for Justice
Negative Traitsgives highly critical views
Lucky ColoursBlue, Pink, Yellow
Lucky DaysThursday, Friday and Monday
Lucky StonesYellow Sapphire
Harmony Numbers3,6,9
Problematic Numbers8
Best Suited ProfessionsThe person can be a TV presenter
Health Issueslung and chest problems
What people would generally like about you?Intelligently uses situations to succeed
What people would generally dislike about you?Prejudiced while decision making
Superstitious bullshit. Look to the actual science which tells us that she's a Pisces.
 

Sandikan

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All the gags aside, does his wife live in Spain then?

That cannot be the best set-up and might be some sort of contributory factor to his form dropping off?
Or did they always live in different countries?
 

Redfrog

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FFS I’m about to become a dad of three so il have nothing fecking left at this rate.
Don't worry I am a dad of twins and another one year younger, and I have never been that angry . Good luck, they'll kill you.
 

GioF

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Don't worry I am a dad of twins and another one year younger, and I have never been that angry . Good luck, they'll kill you.
Thanks for the vote of confidence! Mine already kick the shite out of me so god only knows what’s in store with a third!!
 

glazed

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FFS I’m about to become a dad of three so il have nothing fecking left at this rate.
Don't worry it' s not cumulative. And it comes back. But till then enjoy the dadbod. It's nature's way of stopping you from strangling the noisy little fekkers.
 

Raredaredevil

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Wow he is born on the same day as me! :D Considering so many footballers nowadays become a father at such a young age, I am a little surprised it took David De Gea this long to have his first child. Congrats to him and Edurne.
 

peridigm

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What were United doing first June 2020? DDG was planting his seed.