Dear Santa - Please could you.........

[bazalini]

What would you ask Santa to bring you this Christmas at Old Trafford

 

[IrishRedDevil]

A huge reset button.

 

[MrSingh2002]

Ole's resignation.

 

[bazalini]

.... A New Manager and £180 million for Rashford and Lindgard

 

[11101]

Fecking Andy Carroll would do at this rate.

 

[alsabi]

Some hope

 

[tenpoless]

Eriksen to United with Lingard going the other way.

 

[DRM]

Make me forget football ever existed from 2013 onwards

 

[Skills]

A sack

 

[adexkola]

A sack

The ones made of barley are durable

 

[King Andow]

Sack Ole, sell or release Lingard.

 

[bazalini]

The Sperm of Roy Keane, Rio, Bryan Robson, Ryan Giggs, Paul Scholes and Clayton BLackmore so We could invest in cloning

 

[Champagne Football]

Woodward's head on a plate. No decent players will be available in January so no point in giving false hopes.

 

[Massive Spanner]

An Argentinian manager in a pear tree.

 

[Vidyoyo]

The only thing I want is to watch Ole smile during his post-match presser and say 'The boys know this isn't good enough, but that's football for you. The boys know that, including the largest boy who made an uncharacteristic error. The boys are sure to be back for they are the boys after all. The boys. Boys. Boys. Boys'

Then finally smile awkwardly again.

 

[arthurka]

Nothing as Utd are filling every wishes of the poor teams this season. Can't really ask for more Xmas spirit at all.

 

[Di Maria's angel]

More smiles please.

 

[Kostur]

feck off those cnuts called our 'players' somewhere we cannot see them.

 

[Schmeichel's Cartwheel]

A wealthy new owner with no patience for failure.

 

[Amadaeus]

Haaland and gentlemen agreement with Pochettino being our manager by the start of next season

 

[Mrs Smoker]

Warm clothes for young Timmy.

 

[Spoony]

Fix that damn leak.

 

[Spoony]

And get a PED doc to sort out our players.

 

[SAFMUTD]

1-. New owners
2-. A DOF
3-. A real coach

 

[Rhyme Animal]

Ambitious Owners

Ambitious, logical Fanbase

New, capable manager

 

[dove]

More of United way please, it’s going so well.

 

[Isotope]

A new ball playing centerback, so we can score more.

 

[Mal donaghy]

.......fiddle with the brakes on any transport liverpool football club are travelling on, thanks santa

 

[bazalini]

Please could you fix it for me to be a ballboy at Old Trafford

 

[kouroux]

SAF regen

 

[Freak]

Lingard and Lindelof out of the club.

 

[RedTiger]

Grealish from Villa.

They can have Lingard + Mata + money.

 

[Random Task]

The world, Chico, and everything in it.

Failing that, Haaland, Poch and a warm hug will suffice.