Depressing Statistics

[MyOnlySolskjaer]

Depressing Stats

Let's get this thread running, I'm sure we have a million of these... I'll start:

Memphis Depay is the only United player to score a first-half Premier League goal at Old Trafford this season - That was in September.

 

[mu77]

we're shit

 

[RedMachine03]

We have scored only 28 goals in the league, the same as Sunderland.

 

[VorZakone]

We have scored only 28 goals in the league, the same as Sunderland.

Same as Sunderland?

 

[Annihilate Now!]

LVG's win percentage as Manchester United manager is below 50%

 

[okLaptop1]

We have less points at this point of the season than Moyes did.

 

[Cassidy]

LVG's win percentage as Manchester United manager is below 50%

shocking

 

[Ixion]

The stat about number of home games in a row without a first half goal must be a club record by now. Like 12 or something? Incredible. It's about 6 entire games worth of time without a goal at home.

 

[Kostur]

We have less points at this point of the season than Moyes did.

And we've spent feckloads of money (25050535 biliards quid) on the players, ridiculous.

 

[KiD MoYeS]

We've spent a zillion dollars and our biggest accomplishment is the fact Borthwick-Jackson officially has the longest name ever for a Manchester United player.

 

[Speak]

28 goals

 

[RedMachine03]

We have scored just 12 goals in 11 home games this season.

 

[bosnian_red]

We're 14th in the league in shots per game, 15th in shots on target per game. 10th for goals scored. Tied in 18th/19th with Swansea for goals scored at home.

Depressing Stats

Let's get this thread running, I'm sure we have a million of these... I'll start:

Memphis Depay is the only United player to score a first-half Premier League goal at Old Trafford this season - That was in September.

Also that goal was in like the 47th minute, last few seconds of injury time to the first half...

 

[Annihilate Now!]

I bet we've probably substituted a full back more often under LVG then we did under Sir Alex!

 

[hp88]

 

[hp88]

LVG's win percentage as Manchester United manager is below 50%

He's behind Moyes now.

 

[nick2004]

DDLLLDWDWL

And we still have LVG as manager! Amazing! I would do better than that if I was the manager!

 

[Fitchett]

Moyes had a higher win rate than Busby? !*?/&%*?!

Although good to see Mangnall's win rate, as my great uncle, Jack Fitchett, played in his teams :-)

 

[Ole's_toe_poke]

28 goals in 23 games. On course to score only 46 goals.

 

[Winrar]

how many first half home 0-0s are we at now?

 

[Jiggs'Hamstring]

Would be intrigued to know the stats of shots on target this season, particularly at home

 

[Ixion]

Moyes had a higher win rate than Busby? !*?/&%*?!

It's easier to keep a win rate like that over 10 months compared to 25 years

 

[Manchester Dan]

At least you didn't spend £30m on Otamendi.

 

[peridigm]

If you're not depressed enough. Just have a look at this page.
http://www.squawka.com/teams/manche...eason-2015/2016#165#all-matches#1-23#by-match

 

[DJ Jeff]

At least you didn't spend £30m on Otamendi.

I know its the wrong thread for it but are you joking or is he actually cack?

 

[clarkydaz]

At least you didn't spend £30m on Otamendi.

still a week to go, and we need defenders

 

[JPRouve]

We scored 107 pts in 61 games, that's 1.75 points per game. Which means that on average Van gaal is a 66pts per season manager.

 

[K2K]

Our winless run in November/December was our longest since the 1989/90 season.

 

[RedPed]

If we hadn't beaten Liverpool last week, van Gaal would have been officially worse than Moyes!

 

[nick2004]

http://www.bbc.com/sport/0/football/35393129

 

[Di Maria's angel]

And we've spent feckloads of money (25050535 biliards quid) on the players, ridiculous.

For feck sakes, our Liverpool spend is much, much lower, though.

I mean net.

 

[Zoo]

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[FreakyJim]

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Why bother shooting if you don't KNOW you'll score.

Logic.

 

[Annihilate Now!]

We're 14th in the league in shots per game, 15th in shots on target per game. 10th for goals scored. Tied in 18th/19th with Swansea for goals scored at home.

Now now, you're being to feckin' kind.

Only two teams in the entire football league have scored less goals at home then us. They are Dagenham and Redbridge (9) and Aston Villa (8)

So we are actually joint 90th/85th ... alongside:

Bradford City 12 goals in 11 games
Preston North End 12 goals in 14 games
Leeds United 12 goals in 13 games
Blackburn Rovers 12 goals in 13 games
Manchester Untied 12 goals in 11 games
Swansea City 12 goals in 12 games

Clearly its a West Yorkshire/Lancashire thing.... and Swansea.

 

[sunama]

28 goals in 23 games. On course to score only 46 goals.

That roughly just over 1 goal per game.
What amazes me is that even though we have such a poor goal scoring record, fans predict that we will score 4 or more goals in some predictions, which leaves me scratching my head how they have arrived at this prediction.

Why bother shooting if you don't KNOW you'll score.

Logic.

Indeed.
Best to not shoot at all and just keep possession

 

[sunama]

We scored 107 pts in 61 games, that's 1.75 points per game. Which means that on average Van gaal is a 66pts per season manager.

That' roughly 4th - 7th place. And that's the reason why I want LVG gone - there is no way he can finish higher than 4th in the EPL.

 

[Di Maria's angel]

28 goals in 23 games.
15 of those were scored in 5 games.
Means we have scored 13 goals in the other 18.

 

[ghagua]

More depressing stats:

http://www.skysports.com/football/n...st-premier-league-points-total-after-23-games

 

[Scorpy]

Only WBA have created fewer goalscoring chances than us in the league and I'm not sure whether that's still the case after yesterday's games.

 

[SirBobbysCombover]

He's behind Moyes now.

Ernest Mangnall to replace Louis is my shout, look at his win rate.