Devilish confronts Gillespie.

devilish

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Maybe you Nash. But if I start with Liverpool I would write a Bible on Heskey, on your gay duo Houllier and Pinocchio and end up on the fact that there is more a chance that the Messiah comes back to earth rather than Liverpool wins a major trophy
 

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Originally posted by devilish:
<strong>Maybe you Nash. But if I start with Liverpool I would write a Bible on Heskey, on your gay duo Houllier and Pinocchio and end up on the fact that there is more a chance that the Messiah comes back to earth rather than Liverpool wins a major trophy</strong><hr></blockquote>

Nash?

Just confirm for me Devilbollocks, who has more over say the last 2 and a half seasons?

And while we are at it, who gave you the title "The cafs very internet defender of the faith"?

People are laughing at you man, at you, not with you.
 

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Originally posted by devilish:
<strong>In this forum, I have met and learnt to understand many people. They are the conservationists, lovely loyal lads who shiver when the word change is mentioned. There are those who knows how to discuss (PPL like old rival and friend (ok that how IC you) Amir) and those who try to make fun of every word that goes against them. Different characters that only want the good for the team they love and support.
The team that gives this forum, its name, Manchester United. And then, there is you Gillespie.

I cannot figure why you roam in this forum, like a sad soul trying to find rest?. Is it because your pathetic club, always promising but always trophyless doesn’t have a decent Forum? Mind you I accept the fact that an “outsider” can come in our Forum and comment, but for God sake how can you critisy?
Haven’t you seen your Pathetic team playing in the Champions League like a bunch of (lucky) kids playing in a local youth cup? Bellamy would pick a fight even if he is closed in a small room with just a mirror in front of him, while your club’s history can be put on a video tape (and probably you can cramp in it too some soft porn)

I know that you will call me a glory hunter (I had been with this club for over 20 years so) , an islander (I am English born and Malta possess the oldest Manchester United club in the world) and that I don’t have any respect to smaller clubs (that what you are) but you are wrong. I respect any team that does his best to become better (yours included) but this respect turns sour when one of those supporters start criticizing my club. For God sake look up, you have loads of things to do before reaching the status of this living legend called Manchester United</strong><hr></blockquote>

A bit of a ramble,Devilish.I'll try and condense it down to what seems to be your main gripes about me (leaving aside the abuse or criticisms (sic) you heap on my team which obviously I don't share ,so let's agree to differ there ,shall we?):

a)Why do I come here?
I like a good argument and sometimes it's possible to get one,even here!Seriously,it's a bit boring always talking about football to those who are like minded.The banter on here is often quite amusing and we all enjoy getting one over our opponents ,don't we?Just see how many of you were desperate for my presence here after an Arsenal defeat.
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b)Why do I criticise Man Utd ?
I don't criticise Man Utd ,as such.I am often complimentary especially when your team plays well(as it did against Juventus) and of your players,such as O'Shea.However,many of you confuse justified criticism with abuse and react with abuse which of itself only adds to my contempt for the response.
However,I do like to criticise the following
-the arrogance of many of you who clearly only discovered football in 1993 or after finding out that Becks was about to marry Posh aka 'glory hunters'
-those who criticise Jeffers for diving but fail to see any wrong in RVN for doing the same and for doing it much longer
-the psychotic nature of your captain
-the intimidation of referees by your players and manager (when was the last time a penalty was awarded at OT..remember Keane's rabbit punch last year on Joe Cole ?)
-the general failure of many of you to applaud other teams when they play well and your sense of God Given right to always win the title(eg how many of you thought Arsenal were lucky a)to be champions last year and b)to knock you out of the Cup??...at least after our league defeat against you I was immediately on here giving your lot credit where it was due)
- ignoramuses like Van Nistlewanker who can't see that Henry is a far superior footballer to RVN

and probably much more .So there you have it.

However,special mention for the following who generally add to the quality of debate and aren't so blinded by their tribal loyalties they can't accept genuine criticism and are able to see the quality in other teams ...Spinoza/Livvie/Davo to name but 3,there are more but I can't remember all their names.Actually,I'll cover it in another thread !!

Lastly,can I point out that Arsenal are not 'always trophyless'.I can point to 3 at the moment if you include the Community Shield.


:rolleyes:
 

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First Barcodes then Scousers Can anyone tell me why they are so many losers here.

Maybe they are obsessed by us??
 

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Originally posted by Gazza:
<strong>Can a mod rename this "Devilish confronts Nate" ;) </strong><hr></blockquote>

Or "Nate read another of Devilish's stupid threads and has feck all else to do"
 

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Originally posted by Gazza:
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<a href="http://www.redcafe.info//ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=whos_online" target="_blank">Secret link to inside info</a></strong><hr></blockquote>

OK - cheers, you'd better delete that link now, before everybody finds out...

To continue my theme of not being with the programme, why does devilish keep calling Nate "Nash"? And why is his English so bad, I'm sure it's normally better - are you pished dev?
 

Nate

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Originally posted by devilish:
<strong>First Barcodes then Scousers Can anyone tell me why they are so many losers here.

Maybe they are obsessed by us??</strong><hr></blockquote>

Look around you fool, there are plenty of Liverpool threads started by your own fans.

Do you not understand local rivalry being a foreign type?
 

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Well sorry if I thought you are a barcode Gillespie. You seem you arent. But altough you are a winner as we are (not like the feckin losers whom winning the Worthless cup is equivelent for then as Malta winning the World cup) and that demands respect I still cannot understand why you come here.
 

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Originally posted by devilish:
<strong>Well sorry if I thought you are a barcode Gillespie. You seem you arent. But altough you are a winner as we are (not like the feckin losers whom winning the Worthless cup is equivelent for then as Malta winning the World cup) and that demands respect I still cannot understand why you come here.</strong><hr></blockquote>

I refer you to my previous answer ( above under a))

:rolleyes:
 

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Originally posted by devilish:
<strong>Well sorry if I thought you are a barcode Gillespie. You seem you arent. But altough you are a winner as we are (not like the feckin losers whom winning the Worthless cup is equivelent for then as Malta winning the World cup) and that demands respect I still cannot understand why you come here.</strong><hr></blockquote>

You thought I was a Barcode ???

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Originally posted by A1Dan:
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...are you pished dev?</strong><hr></blockquote>


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a candidate for 'top-2003 thread'
 

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Originally posted by devilish:
<strong>Well sorry if I thought you are a barcode Gillespie. You seem you arent. But altough you are a winner as we are (not like the feckin losers whom winning the Worthless cup is equivelent for then as Malta winning the World cup) and that demands respect I still cannot understand why you come here.</strong><hr></blockquote>

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Next week: Devilish confronts Fred..

..once he finds out who Fred is and who he doesn't support.
 

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Originally posted by Honest John:
<strong>Next week: Devilish confronts Fred..

..once he finds out who Fred is and who he doesn't support.</strong><hr></blockquote>

No, no, stop it......you're killing me .....
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Originally posted by A1Dan:
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Trust a gooner to lower the tone - I feel ill now</strong><hr></blockquote>

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Originally posted by A1Dan:
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OK - cheers, you'd better delete that link now, before everybody finds out...

</strong><hr></blockquote>

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is not that hard to find it out...
 

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Gillespie, i see what you mean.

You roam around like its all opinions, blah blah blah, then as soon as i have my opinion (that RVN is a better striker than Henry), suddenly this makes me an "ignoramous"?

Your a fecking hypocritical Ihni binni dimi diniwiny anitaime and truly a waste of oxygen.

:)
 

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Originally posted by devilish:
<strong>Well sorry if I thought you are a barcode Gillespie. </strong><hr></blockquote>

I'd re-register under a different user name now if i was you Devilish. :rolleyes:
 

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Originally posted by stoned.rose:
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I'd re-register under a different user name now if i was you Devilish. :rolleyes: </strong><hr></blockquote>

Let the poor guy live, guys... He need not become a coward like that. He can take it well.

Really guys, we are making a mountain out of a mole of not knowing who Gillespie is... <img src="graemlins/smirk.gif" border="0" alt="[Smirk]" /> <img src="graemlins/houllier.gif" border="0" alt="[Houllier]" />
 

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Originally posted by devilish:
<strong>Is it because your pathetic club, always promising but always trophyless doesn’t have a decent Forum?... Bellamy would pick a fight even if he is closed in a small room with just a mirror in front of him</strong><hr></blockquote>

Devilish, you are talking about Newcastle aren't you? <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laugh Out Loud]" /> <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laugh Out Loud]" />

That's one hell of an opening post when picking a fight... You'll get slaughtered!

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Originally posted by devilish:
<strong>Well sorry if I thought you are a barcode Gillespie. You seem you arent. But altough you are a winner...</strong><hr></blockquote>

Classic
 

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Originally posted by antohan:
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Devilish, you are talking about Newcastle aren't you? <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laugh Out Loud]" /> <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laugh Out Loud]" />

That's one hell of an opening post when picking a fight... You'll get slaughtered!

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Originally posted by stoned.rose:
<strong>I can see this one ending up in the Classic Threads Forum.</strong><hr></blockquote>

it should be there already <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laugh Out Loud]" />
 

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Originally posted by Kristjan:
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it should be there already <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laugh Out Loud]" /> </strong><hr></blockquote>

I'll wait unitil its finished. ;)
 

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It was actually worth it going through all previous 74 posts.

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Devilish confused Arsenal with Newcastle because:-
a) They are geographically close (well, northern London to northern England although both are about 200 miles from Manchester)
b) They both wear red and white (well, Newcastle's main rivals do)
c)We play both in next away games (that bit is true)
d)Devilish doesn't know what he's on about again (won't comment on if that's true or not).

Devilish decides to 'confront' Gillespie even though he doesn't know who Gillespie supports. Does he read his posts? If he does, how does he manage to forget them so easily? I wish I was that lucky.
 

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Originally posted by dicko:
<strong>Devilish confused Arsenal with Newcastle because:-
a) They are geographically close (well, northern London to northern England although both are about 200 miles from Manchester)
b) They both wear red and white (well, Newcastle's main rivals do)
c)We play both in next away games (that bit is true)
d)Devilish doesn't know what he's on about again (won't comment on if that's true or not).

Devilish decides to 'confront' Gillespie even though he doesn't know who Gillespie supports. Does he read his posts? If he does, how does he manage to forget them so easily? I wish I was that lucky.</strong><hr></blockquote>

That's not fair on devilish. I often find it hard to distinguish between Liverpool with Wimbledon.
 

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Unlike Nate, Gillespie you had talked with brains and that demands respect. And yet you have done the biggest mistake you could have done, and that is to generalise all Manchester United supporters in one type. Reading the post you have noticed that there are loyalists like Boring, realists like I am (although I do make mistakes mind you) and moaners. This is the concept that you should have learnt long ago while participating in several of our topics, a lesson that you seem that you haven’t learnt.

While I don’t rate Wenger at the same level of a living legend like Sir Alex Ferguson (his obsession in fighting The MAN who had LEAD this decade of English football), I respect Wenger (I am one of the MANY Manchester United supporters who admire a good thing when they see it). The man had constructed a solid competitive side out of nearly nothing (a tactics that its creators (Manchester United) had forgotten how to do) and had proved to be a winner in the EPL, stealing the limelight from Manchester United (in transition period). You are the only able competitors, the ones who can pip titles out of us and the fact that sleeping (nearly to death) giants like Liverpool had turned more Gunners than Scousers (read the previous posts) shows that. Well done

But while as an English man I respect your power, as a Continental person I can assure you that you are light years away from reaching Manchester United’s glory. This team had written history in gold dominating the English football for a decade and winning the Holy Grail that makes part of the only REAL Treble in England ( not the Scousers plastic one). Pipping important trophies here and there while being humilated by Valencia and Juventus reserves isn’t exactly what you call it a dynasty isn’t it? I agree there is a certain aura of arrogance around the Manchester United supporters, but at least they have seen (not during the Flint stones time mind you) their team dominate football for so many years. Mind you its wrong to be arrogant but how can you describe the arrogance felt in certain supporters (like Scousers and the Gunners) whom teams had won a pale shadow of what Manchester United had achieved in the past decade? And this aura of arrogance doesn’t touch only the supporters. It had also touched some Frenchman of yours who had claimed that his team will win the Treble (the real one Scousers) without losing a game. Great Arrogance isn’t it?

Another thing is the obsession many clubs (you seemed not immune by it Gillespie) of having a contact with Manchester United. I once entered the Gunners site while I had never visited the Mickey Mousers official site (www.Waltdisney.com maybe?) but the majority of the ABUs goes to our sites, write in our forums (as you do) and are literally obsessed about us. Why? The truth is (call it arrogance but you know its true) that the EPL will not be the same without us and this is showed by the dramatic increase of home supporters “supporting their team” when they meet Manchester United. I thought that the chant “you only came to see us” was arrogant, but by witnessing it I can assure you that it is true.

Now let me spare the last words to Nate, our Scouser fan. I am doing so not because he deserves importance but seeing him jumping here and there (trying to catch attention), in a post that he is out of place, in a forum in which he is out of place, makes me pity him. Pity is such a hard word but there is no other word used for a dying Lion like Liverpool (After all Nate represent his team) whom I had the honour to see her in its last moments of glory (no not the plastic treble). This Nate’s desperate behavior is what I like to call the Liverpool’s syndrome.

What is the Liverpool’s syndrome and what are their effects?

1) Desperate jealousy that turn into desperate hatred.
2) You start to remember events even though you haven’t experienced them because you weren’t born yet
3) You start singing crappy songs of outdated singers who happened to be your clubs supporters (ex Beatles)
4) You pay fortunes only to see your team playing your rivals, and end up crying like a child when you lose
5) Suddenly a player like Heskey becomes world class.
6) A Worthless cup final becomes the only reason to live
7) You start supporting other clubs (that happens to be your rivals too) successes and make them your own (witnessed by Nate posts)
8) You start giving great names like Trebles to every minor breadcrumb of success left by the big teams
9) You start smiling for nothing, calling rival’s supporters names (like Glory Hunters and fools) instead of confronting them in a civilised discussion
10) The winning or losing of a Worthless cup against the Right team (important this issue) can determine the idolisation or the sacking of the clubs manager

This is the result of being a loser, obsessed and jealous of another club’s success. An Arsenal supporter friend of mine was shocked when last season there were more Scousers celebrating Arsenal’s league success than Gunners. Pitiful isn’t it?
 

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Once I talked with Gillespie who defended Newcastle as if they were his mother

And that nick gave me more hints he is a Barcode. I apologise on that but for God sake what would you think if I came in with a nick like "Heskey-champ" ;)