Did he really play for them?
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Its madShit yeah, even more so.
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Back when he had hair.
Lampard at Swansea
Lampard at Swansea
Winner.
Schwarzer at Chelsea
Lucas Neill at Everton
Bozza at United
I'm not sure if this is valid one:
Rivaldo at Olympiakos
But I'm sure that this is appropriate:
Yaya Toure in the same team
But I'm sure that this is appropriate:
I watched a lot of Pompey matches back then. Poor Baros was awful. He couldn't have scored in an women's prison with a fist full of pardons.
Benjani was also at Fratton Park. Had a bizarre habit of not jumping for balls. I don't mean he lost a lot of airial challenges. No, he just didn't jump.
KP Boateng was excellent there, but the big sell off already happened. There was painfully little around him.
Peres was tumescent for Villa. It was painful to watch him. Honestly, his stint there was the worst I've seen from am EPL player. He was so washed up I couldn't figure out why both he and Villa thought he would have anything to offer. He was awful. If he were a horse, they'd have made glue out of him after the first half. Worse yet, he had a sense of indignation when Villa subbed or dropped him. He just wouldn't accept the fact his body was gone. Pitiful.
Benjani was also at Fratton Park. Had a bizarre habit of not jumping for balls. I don't mean he lost a lot of airial challenges. No, he just didn't jump.
KP Boateng was excellent there, but the big sell off already happened. There was painfully little around him.
Peres was tumescent for Villa. It was painful to watch him. Honestly, his stint there was the worst I've seen from am EPL player. He was so washed up I couldn't figure out why both he and Villa thought he would have anything to offer. He was awful. If he were a horse, they'd have made glue out of him after the first half. Worse yet, he had a sense of indignation when Villa subbed or dropped him. He just wouldn't accept the fact his body was gone. Pitiful.
And in the future, we'll all look back and wonder how this came to be:
Holebas at Watford
I know people have already forgotten about this:
Nuri Sahin at Liverpool
Roy Carroll keeping goal for Rangers.
Ronny Johnsen, Newcastle
Dennis Rommedahl, Charlton
Frederic Brando's unibrow, Marseille
Brad Friedel, Liverpool
Why? Just.. no. Why?
Man I used to love watching Hleb play whilst at Arsenal, he had genuine world class dribbling technique. How did it not work out at Barca for him?
A couple more before I take a break from this. 
I lied, here's 1 more:
I lied again.
I lied, here's 1 more:
I lied again.
From what I remember he played the game as if you got points for attempting the most impossible eye of the needle passes.
Must...resist...the...urge...
Didn't play a whole lot of games there.
Cantona at Leeds.
Also at PSV....
Oh oh
Gennaro Gattuso at Rangers.
Gennaro Gattuso at Rangers.
More commonly associated with Real Madrid, due to Roy Hodgson's stupid decision to sell him.
This guy played for Stockport County. I went to the home games and even patted him on the back after running onto the pitch at the end.
Henrik Larsson for Manchester United.
