Cavani
Mata
Sancho
Varane
Jones
Dan James
Pogba
To name but a few, are we now leading the table on attractiveness?
Mata
Sancho
Varane
Jones
Dan James
Pogba
To name but a few, are we now leading the table on attractiveness?
Do we have the sexiest team in the league?
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You’re missing sexy Bruno
Another thread for the ignore list fml.
What about the fanny magnet Luke Shaw?
Yes we are sexy
Pogba looks like Carlton Palmer and Kanu had a baby.
Martial is a dreamboat though.
Martial is a dreamboat though.
Unpopular opinion - Mata is unattractive
Bruno the player, yes.
Sancho?!
If that is an unpopular opinion then he is attractive no?
Most people say he’s attractive, I think he is bogging
‘Theatre of Dreamboats’
We're sexy and we know it!
Ladies find money sexy. We don’t have the highest wage bill, so no, we are not the sexiest.
Jones?????????
Sancho is sexy too.
Fred is nice in his own way
Fred is nice in his own way
Sell Cavani please. It won't ever be a fair fight as long as you have him at the club.
Get Blind back and I'll agree
I think Rashford should be on it, Dan James looks like a 5 year old though. Can’t see anything in Phil Jones. Sancho nice, Pogba, Varane definitely. Mata looks boring.
Oh, you handsome devils
Pogba looks like Palmer
Martial now looks like Dion Dublin
So no, not even close.
Martial now looks like Dion Dublin
So no, not even close.
West Ham have the sexiest womens team
Hey ladies
i think the only way this can be settled once and for all is via a “time to completion” test. we will require one volunteer who has 30 minutes availability at the same 30 minute time slot for 21 consecutive days.
the volunteer will have to open up google images and search for the official 2021/2022 squad photos for a premier league team, they need to do one a day, working their way through the pl alphabetically. using the same conditions, they must time themselves to completion using only the squad photos and a consistent amount of lubrication. by the last day we will have a definitive answer. the 1st day will be used as a horny cleanser to ensure all teams get a fair rub (of the green.)
any takers/givers?
the volunteer will have to open up google images and search for the official 2021/2022 squad photos for a premier league team, they need to do one a day, working their way through the pl alphabetically. using the same conditions, they must time themselves to completion using only the squad photos and a consistent amount of lubrication. by the last day we will have a definitive answer. the 1st day will be used as a horny cleanser to ensure all teams get a fair rub (of the green.)
any takers/givers?
Not sure about sexy but Rashford and Greenwood are very handsome. So is Pereira.
Telles is forgotten too.
Telles is forgotten too.
I actually remember girls going crazy for Lingard during the World Cup. Weirdest shit I’ve ever seenHey ladies
I don't get it. I tried to get a boner, I didn't get it.
Definitely not fair now that Giroud has left Chelsea
Yeah.
Absolutely. He’s arguably one of the top ones. Lindelof very underrated, as well. Dean Henderson is ahead of some that are mentioned too.
Williams and Pereira have the potential but they’re wasting it with bad stylistic choices.
Alisson Becker blows all those out of the water on his own. 
Oh, and of course VvD = Maguire.
Oh, and of course VvD = Maguire.
If you remove Mata, Sancho and Jones from the list and add Greenwood, Williams, Pereira and Henderson they would have a better shout. James is also very questionable. My daughter is the same age as Greenwood and she finds him very sexy.
Thiago Silva single handedly puts us at the top of the table.
Can't wait till you swap out Cavani with Haaland next summer. Would be terrible for Chelsea in football terms, but at least we might stand a chance at winning this comp.Definitely not fair now that Giroud has left Chelsea
We lost a lot of quality with Giroud, Ramsey etc but i'd like to think that's one category where we are still Top 4.
Yeah that’s an unpopular opinion alright.