Dystopia is now!

Snow

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VeevaVee

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Related a bit.

I swear there's something similar at my main office. They're shared toilets with other companies so it'd make sense to make people hurry up and feck off too. Doesn't tilt down but the seat digs in to your legs and cuts off the blood supply way quicker than usual.
 

VeevaVee

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Just smash their expensive smart lock in. They probably cost half the rent anyway. You won’t get in but you will show em
 

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This thread lost all legitimacy when this pic wasnt post here on the 6h


 

Olly Gunnar Solskjær

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"When you wake up, you go from your bed to your desk.
But why is that simple action such a pain to do?

Every gamer must have thought this at least once,
and Bauhutte has come up with a solution to that problem with the Gaming Bed.

Gaming, watching anime, eating snacks, sleeping very well…
You can do everything important to gamers in one place.
Let’s start your whole new gaming life now.
"


https://www.bauhutte.jp/product/gaming-bed/
 

Salt Bailly

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"When you wake up, you go from your bed to your desk.
But why is that simple action such a pain to do?

Every gamer must have thought this at least once,
and Bauhutte has come up with a solution to that problem with the Gaming Bed.

Gaming, watching anime, eating snacks, sleeping very well…
You can do everything important to gamers in one place.
Let’s start your whole new gaming life now."


https://www.bauhutte.jp/product/gaming-bed/
I'm getting strong Wall-E vibes.


I'll hold off on purchasing until it gets the bedpan upgrade.
 

VeevaVee

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"When you wake up, you go from your bed to your desk.
But why is that simple action such a pain to do?

Every gamer must have thought this at least once,
and Bauhutte has come up with a solution to that problem with the Gaming Bed.

Gaming, watching anime, eating snacks, sleeping very well…
You can do everything important to gamers in one place.
Let’s start your whole new gaming life now."


https://www.bauhutte.jp/product/gaming-bed/
:lol:

That with a VR headset on is like looking into the future via Wish.

Gaming is horrible sitting back, nevermind lying down. Leaning forward 100% engages your senses
 

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https://apnews.com/article/legislat...vada-economy-2fa79128a7bf41073c1e9102e8a0e5f0
CARSON CITY, Nev. (AP) — Planned legislation to establish new business areas in Nevada would allow technology companies to effectively form separate local governments.

Democratic Gov. Steve Sisolak announced a plan to launch so-called Innovation Zones in Nevada to jumpstart the state’s economy by attracting technology firms, Las Vegas Review-Journal reported Wednesday.

The zones would permit companies with large areas of land to form governments carrying the same authority as counties, including the ability to impose taxes, form school districts and courts and provide government services.
Alright, time to shut the thread down, it can't get any more dystopian than this.
 

e.cantona

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Is not like we've reached peak civilization yet. Could be a great idea letting big corp and tech have a go