Ed Sheeran new shirt sponsor Ipswich Town

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Ed Sheeran will promote his new tour by sponsoring Ipswich.

Made this thread solely to have the Caf create some alternative lyrics.

Some great ones already on Twitter:

Tweet

— Twitter API (@user) date

I’ll donate 20 pounds to a charity of choice of the winner.

 

[Ludens the Red]

Haha, losers . @NicolaSacco

 

[TheReligion]

Haha, losers . @NicolaSacco

Music to my ears

 

[FatTails]

Perfect.

I found a lad,
for me

Erling, just sign right here,
come join my team

I found a boy,
has tekkers and speed

I never knew,
Joel would sign him for me

 

[amolbhatia50k]

Ed Sheeran will promote his new tour by sponsoring Ipswich.

Made this thread solely to have the Caf create some alternative lyrics.

Some great ones already on Twitter:

Tweet

— Twitter API (@user) date

I’ll donate 20 pounds to a charity of choice of the winner.

The feck are those symbols? Is that the club's new slogan? Wtf

 

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Perfect.

I found a lad,
for me

Erling, just sign right here,
come join my team

I found a boy,
has tekkers and speed

I never knew,
Joel would sign him for me

By far the best so far! In pole position!

 

[Nani Nana]

I'm in love with Calhanoglu
We push and pull like a defensive midfielder do
Although my heart is falling too
I'm in love with your body

 

[RoyH1]

Rough day to be an Ipswich Town fan

 

[Wednesday at Stoke]

I think he missed a trick by not simply putting his ginger mug on the shirt. Would have got his money's worth.

 

[tomaldinho1]

I'm on my way
Driving at 90 down those Cheshire lanes
Listening to The Transfer Window
And I miss the way you make me feel, and it's real
When we watched the sunset, Duncan Castles is a shill.

 

[Woodzy]

Tbh, that would look quite nice on a shirt without the word Tour underneath.

 

[cjj]

Red hair, pale face,
Dealing with the snowflakes,
Got sacked, sour taste.
Jobs gone, reign ends,
Struggling to pay rent,
Soceidad job, strange man.

And they say,
he's suddenly amazing,
he got West Ham dreaming,
of playing in the Champions League
But lately, their form seems,
Slowly stumbling, wasting,
Crumbling like pastries,
And they scream,
The best player for United came free to for us.

'Cause they think they've got the upper hand
Go mad, contract for two hundred grand
And they don't wanna finish outside top 4
And if there's a slight chance they won't get that cash
They'll sell Rice to another club
It's too expensive besides
For Lingard to sign
Lingard to sign

 

[NicolaSacco]

I’m pretty pleased with this, Ed Sheeran is something of a ‘local boy done good’ in these parts. Couldn’t name a song of his, mind.

 

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Tomorrow I’ll announce the winner. The tension is real.

 

[yumtum]

The feck are those symbols? Is that the club's new slogan? Wtf

Elon Musks second baby name.

 

[pascell]

I’m pretty pleased with this, Ed Sheeran is something of a ‘local boy done good’ in these parts. Couldn’t name a song of his, mind.

'Done good' then

 

[AgentSmith]

This club isn't the best place to find success,
Midtable mediocrity is where we go

Me and my friends look at the league table doing shots,
Sinking fast while we play slow

Come over and establish a style of play
And trust me I'll give it a chance today

Take my team, stop, put the big man up top, and then we‘ll beat the drop,

and now I'm singing like....

 

[Judge Red]

This would be like us being sponsored by Mick Hucknall.

 

[NicolaSacco]

'Done good' then

Net worth of £200m apparently. I'd call that good. Anyway, what's better than a lifelong fan on your shirts - better than a betting company.

 

[FatTails]

By far the best so far! In pole position!

I have to say, I’m kind of impressed by my intoxicated self. I don’t remember writing all these words, but I remember making this post and giggling to myself. Good times.

 

[klayton88]

Red hair, pale face,
Dealing with the snowflakes,
Got sacked, sour taste.
Jobs gone, reign ends,
Struggling to pay rent,
Soceidad job, strange man.

And they say,
he's suddenly amazing,
he got West Ham dreaming,
of playing in the Champions League
But lately, their form seems,
Slowly stumbling, wasting,
Crumbling like pastries,
And they scream,
The best player for United came free to for us.

'Cause they think they've got the upper hand
Go mad, contract for two hundred grand
And they don't wanna finish outside top 4
And if there's a slight chance they won't get that cash
They'll sell Rice to another club
It's too expensive besides
For Lingard to sign
Lingard to sign

Great effort. Hats off.

 

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Red hair, pale face,
Dealing with the snowflakes,
Got sacked, sour taste.
Jobs gone, reign ends,
Struggling to pay rent,
Soceidad job, strange man.

And they say,
he's suddenly amazing,
he got West Ham dreaming,
of playing in the Champions League
But lately, their form seems,
Slowly stumbling, wasting,
Crumbling like pastries,
And they scream,
The best player for United came free to for us.

'Cause they think they've got the upper hand
Go mad, contract for two hundred grand
And they don't wanna finish outside top 4
And if there's a slight chance they won't get that cash
They'll sell Rice to another club
It's too expensive besides
For Lingard to sign
Lingard to sign

You win. Name your charity and I’ll donate 20 pounds.

 

[cjj]

You win. Name your charity and I’ll donate 20 pounds.

Dorothy House Foundation please - they do some great work in the UK and the unfortunately, there's a statistical likelihood most of us will meet them at some point