TwoSheds
More sheds (and tiles) than you, probably
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- Feb 12, 2014
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His seasonal to do list looks as follows pretty much every year.
June - brief press with some bollocks about biggest club in the world, structural changes, new strategy, going to sign players
July - sign decent but underwhelming player, maybe a couple of youth players.
Brief press that we only want the right players.
August - panic and overpay for a couple of good players, argue with manager / coaching staff, brief press that you haven't argued with manager / coaching staff. Investor call.
September - sign new Vietnamese nappy sponsorship
October - do nothing
November - investor call, everything is wonderful, we definitely won't feck up any more transfers, manager's job is safe
December - keep head down while manager mentions new signings
January - don't sign anybody, brief press that it's a difficult time of year
February - investor call, poor season is bad luck plus someone/thing else's fault, next year will be better, more tractor sponsorships incoming
March - brief press that we've got all our ducks in a row for next season, strategy planned months in advance, new transfer system
April - do nothing, occasionally reassure press that someone's job is safe
May - investor call to explain disappointing financial results, possibly sack manager, new kit announced
June - brief press with some bollocks about biggest club in the world, structural changes, new strategy, going to sign players
@joelglazer I reckon I could do a cracking job of the above and I'll take half the salary, hit me up on LinkedIn please.
June - brief press with some bollocks about biggest club in the world, structural changes, new strategy, going to sign players
July - sign decent but underwhelming player, maybe a couple of youth players.
Brief press that we only want the right players.
August - panic and overpay for a couple of good players, argue with manager / coaching staff, brief press that you haven't argued with manager / coaching staff. Investor call.
September - sign new Vietnamese nappy sponsorship
October - do nothing
November - investor call, everything is wonderful, we definitely won't feck up any more transfers, manager's job is safe
December - keep head down while manager mentions new signings
January - don't sign anybody, brief press that it's a difficult time of year
February - investor call, poor season is bad luck plus someone/thing else's fault, next year will be better, more tractor sponsorships incoming
March - brief press that we've got all our ducks in a row for next season, strategy planned months in advance, new transfer system
April - do nothing, occasionally reassure press that someone's job is safe
May - investor call to explain disappointing financial results, possibly sack manager, new kit announced
June - brief press with some bollocks about biggest club in the world, structural changes, new strategy, going to sign players
@joelglazer I reckon I could do a cracking job of the above and I'll take half the salary, hit me up on LinkedIn please.