Eder, scorer of goal

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I believe in Eder. It hurt a lot less when a legend like him won the Euro for Portugal than wannabes like Cristiano.
 

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HE SCORED!!!!!!1!1


"But love your enemies, do good to them, and lend to them without expecting to get anything back. Then your reward will be great, and you will be children of the Most High, because he is kind to the ungrateful and wicked." Luke 6:35
 

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How dare you mock him


"Then he went up from there to Bethel; and as he was going up the road, some youths came from the city and mocked him, and said to him, “Go up, you bald head! Go up, you bald head!” So he turned around and looked at them, and pronounced a curse on them in the name of the Lord. And two female bears came out of the woods and mauled forty-two of the youths." Kings 223

You've been warned.
 

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Funny how Eder scores a winning goal in a final when guys like Higuain bottle chance after chance.
 

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It's His birthday in a few hours, still has a good 4 years before He rises. We're so blessed.
 

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They simply weren't worthy.

Btw... here's Éder destroying Machester United:


And here's Éder being the best manequim of all time:

That Manequim challenge was set up by Ronaldo, no doubt about it, he forced every other Portugal player into doing that so he could stand like that.
 

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"And when Eder saw the breadth of his domain, he wept for there were no more worlds to conquer."
 

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Except for, well, the world(cup) :p
'What good will it be for someone to gain the whole world, yet forfeit their soul?' Matthew 16:26

The world shall be ready soon..
 

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That Euro final goal video is great filmmaking. I love how the key changes from minor to major when the goal goes in. A video worthy of Eder.
 

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Great thread, hadn't seen it yet :lol:
 

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Where does the title ''Eder, scorer of goal'' come from? I feel as if Im missing a very funny in joke.
 

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29 years since the nativity of Lord Éder.

This is the Month, and this the happy morn
Wherein the Heav'ns eternal King born,
Our great redemption from above did bring;
For so the holy sages once did sing,
That he our deadly forfeit should release,
And with scoring of goal work us a perpetual peace.
 

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94th minute winner to send Lille to the quarters of the french cup. Les voies de Dieu sont impénétrables.
 

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94th minute winner to send Lille to the quarters of the french cup. Les voies de Dieu sont impénétrables.
The opponents only equalized in the last minute as well. Eder made that minute last more than 60 seconds so he could save Lille.
 

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Eder is like Son Goku or the Power Ranger's Megazord. He could go all out from the start and vanquish all villains, but that wouldn't make for a good show. So he bides his time and strikes when we need him the most.

We are blessed.
 

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Éder scored the goal that relegated Italy to pot 2 in the World Cup Qualifiers during a 2015 friendly, which made them encounter Spain in the group stage

The Lord giveth and the Lord taketh away. All part of his master plan.
 
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Thou shalt not take the name of the LORD thy God in vain for the LORD will not hold him guiltless that taketh his name in vain.

 

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He's not that bad. Quite a decent player for relegation battlers since he's clerly a counter-attack type of player. But yeah, for a high level football he's like an elephant in a porcelain shop.
 

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Éder, Éder, why did you relegate Italy to pot 2, first the Italians, then the French, who's next Lord Éder? :lol::lol::lol:
 

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Éder, Éder, why did you relegate Italy to pot 2, first the Italians, then the French, who's next Lord Éder? :lol::lol::lol:
We are truely living the in time of the GOAT.