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:lol:

Is that real? It's like the Neville diary, only more gay

What the feck's going on over there Roy?
 

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I'm new to all this but I can bet that this is some kind of a wind up.

The Internet Wars article is a give away... no living person wether sane, insane, gay, bi whatever, could ever type that out unless on a wind up. I'm not going to read after that one.

'kinell... all this is way to gay anyway.
 

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Kofi Annan said:
What a pathetic little man you are, you literally have NOTHING else to do but transfer your real life onto the internet and act all serious whenever there's a tiff.
Prophetic words indeed.
 

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Poor poor Kofi. Bad choice in women.

PS: Lauging out loud at the pic. Terrific effort that.
 

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mehro said:
jason's enjoying this so much that he's gone right back to RR.
I was just popping in to say hello, and to change my avatar to that brilliant effort by Dupes!

The Wobbly one was funny as feck too.
 

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Haha Kofi's having a right fit over in the ********.

Funny times, though i'll miss his occasional brilliant posts if he does feck off and hide.
 

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mehro said:
what's the FAO Roy thread all about there?
Apparently Roy leaked the 'battle plan' of ManUtdRed's and Kofi's - they planned to 'invade' the caf.
 

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cesc's_mullet said:
Apparently Roy leaked the 'battle plan' of ManUtdRed's and Kofi's - they planned to 'invade' the caf.
More likely Ben Walker had some delusion. Megatrom told him Roy was an enemy of the RR.
 

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cesc's_mullet said:
Apparently Roy leaked the 'battle plan' of ManUtdRed's and Kofi's - they planned to 'invade' the caf.
Invade the now PMless newbie.

The world trembles in fear.
 

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so are you all implying that someone really wrote all that stuff and it is not a wind up?
 

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Wibble said:
My sides are hurting from laughing.

I had Tristan pretty well pegged.
So you mean this isn't true?

Hello fags.

"Wet slop" is great.

I have a date tomorrow, her words, not mine. She's called Kelly and she's tolerable. I snogged her back in 6th Form days, she apparently deep throats so that'll do for the summer. I hope to be moving soon.
And this doesn't come from years of wild parties?

Girls that train themselves to take a cock that far down their throat are obviously dedicated to their craft. It doesn't feel as good as male porn stars would have you believe, what with their over-the-top grunting and all. But it's fun because it requires the woman to make an effort on your behalf - that is the biggest turn-on: watching women pander to your every whim. It underlines how masculinity trumps a vagina every time.
'Kelly'=Harry(LEGEND).
 

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RapidRed said:
so are you all implying that someone really wrote all that stuff and it is not a wind up?
There's a long term spastic who used to 'invade' on here all the time, and pretended to be the hardest 'nigga' on the internet, as Kofi Annan.

Meet Ben Walker.
 

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jasonrh said:
There's a long term spastic who used to 'invade' on here all the time, and pretended to be the hardest 'nigga' on the internet, as Kofi Annan.

Meet Ben Walker.
I remember reading some of Kofi Annans post in the General when I was in the newbies...

but if all that is for real then ... fecking hell... I'm speechless.
 

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Haha noooo, I rekon he's stealing all of Harry(LEGEND)'s stories and using them as his own.
 

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mehro said:
where did roy do this? what thread?
From what I gather he told Weaste, directly.

And Weaste must have said something to Kofi, to tell him they're onto him.

And then Kofi made a FAO Roy thread, abusing him, coaxing him into showing him 'what he knows about him.'

Then this thread came up (on both forums).
 

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Wibble, you should get your tagline changed to - The Kofi Hunter, or something along those lines.
 

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I can't believe that I got so much right when I was taking the piss out of him. I may have substituted Star Wars for Transformers and we can't yet confirm that his middle name is Tristan but the rest was just about spot on.
 

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cesc's_mullet said:
From what I gather he told Weaste, directly.

And Weaste must have said something to Kofi, to tell him they're onto him.

And then Kofi made a FAO Roy thread, abusing him, coaxing him into showing him 'what he knows about him.'

Then this thread came up (on both forums).
I think that was an invention of a paranoid mind. Weaste certainly hasnlt said anything about it in the mod forum and I'm sure that he would.
 

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What's Roy Smithers particular axe that he has to grind?

He could have written all that blog stuff himself to smear Kofi, and it's working a treat.

fecking gay, whatever the truth is.
 

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Grinner said:
What's Roy Smithers particular axe that he has to grind?

He could have written all that blog stuff himself to smear Kofi, and it's working a treat.

fecking gay, whatever the truth is.
His 'axe' is that Kofi spasticated on him and accused him of ruining his 'invasion' and being a WeasteCafe stooge, and is a spastic freak.

But all that sounds just like little Benji, and Benji's freaked out reactions at RR tell the story of its authenticity.
 

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TDO just posted this :lol:

Ben, the two of you need look no more
You both found what you were looking for
With a friend to call her own
You now will be alone
And you, my friend, will see
You've got a friend in Harry (LEGEND)
(You've got a friend in Harry) (LEGEND)

Ben, you're always posting here and there
You feel you're admired everywhere
If you ever look behind
Empty pint(!) with lemon rind
There's one thing you should know
You've got a place to go
(Just won't be here nomo')

You used to say "Claire" and "me"
Now it's "them", now it's "Kofi"
You used to say "Claire" and "me"
Now it's "George", now it's "Tristy"
Ben, most people would turn you away
Hash don't listen to a word they say
They don't see you as he do
You get smashed on Malibu?
I'm sure we'll meet again
We'll just have to call you Ben
(Roy Smither's don't) Like Ben
(Roy Smither's don't) Like Ben
 

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Grinner said:
What's Roy Smithers particular axe that he has to grind?

He could have written all that blog stuff himself to smear Kofi, and it's working a treat.

fecking gay, whatever the truth is.
Nah. Kofi went after Roy for no reason and got owned big time. :lol:
 

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What I wanna know is how the feck did Roy stumble across his blog site!!!!
 
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