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VanNistlerater said:
Isnt Maltas main export Cotton? I read somewhere that half of your population is involved in Cotton in some way.

And you make lots of chairs, or something.
I think the barbers are quite busy
 

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The Maltese descend from the Arabs as much as you descend from the sheep. But I wouldnt bother if I descend from the Arabs, is there anything wrong about that?
Course not

The problem with the Maltese is that they are simple and naive...not that they descend from Arabs
 

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http://searchmalta.com/surnames/race/

Prior to the 200 years of Arab domination, Malta had been Roman (later part of the Eastern Empire) from 216B.C. to 869 AD-just short of 11 centuries. Contrary to popular belief, the Arabs, wherever they occupied were on the whole fairly benign; they did not go in for mass slaughter of their defeated foes (which is more than can be said for many 'Christian' European powers); people who refused to convert to Islam were subjected to a special tax. When the Arabs expelled the Byzantine rulers they did not put the Maltese population to the sword or in any way try to deport them from the islands. It is true that they tried to convert as many as possible to Islam; the degree of this conversion has still to be


It is in Europe that Malta's roots and destiny lie.
 

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devilish said:
http://searchmalta.com/surnames/race/

Prior to the 200 years of Arab domination, Malta had been Roman (later part of the Eastern Empire) from 216B.C. to 869 AD-just short of 11 centuries. Contrary to popular belief, the Arabs, wherever they occupied were on the whole fairly benign; they did not go in for mass slaughter of their defeated foes (which is more than can be said for many 'Christian' European powers); people who refused to convert to Islam were subjected to a special tax. When the Arabs expelled the Byzantine rulers they did not put the Maltese population to the sword or in any way try to deport them from the islands. It is true that they tried to convert as many as possible to Islam; the degree of this conversion has still to be


It is in Europe that Malta's roots and destiny lie.
Considering you are devoting alot of time to making you look stupid and thus helping Davo succeed, you could atleast do me the courtesy of replying to my above post.
 

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And despite you going on about Italy, if my History is correct, they actually bombed the shite out of you in world war 2.

Are you the worlds whipping boy?

And your flag, would you like to tell us all what it is in the top left hand corner? :smirk:

The Italians started the dance but it was the Germans who opened hell’s doors on Malta. Malta was the most bombarded land during the WW2 yet despite being left isolated (the nearest ally sea port being at Gibiltar). The Maltese soldiers in the RMA (the Royal Malta artillery) fought in a heroic manner as they engaged themselves into bloody duels with the Nazis airplanes, and Malta despite being small and isolated managed to do what other bigger nations had failed, and that is keeping the Nazis out of their land.

Malta’s heroism and success was crucial for the allies

http://www.topedge.com/panels/ww2/na/malta.html


King George VI said about Malta (while awarding it the George Cross)

"To honour her brave people I award the George Cross to the Island Fortress of Malta to bear witness to a heroism and devotion that will long be famous in history.", (sgd) George R.I.

While President Roosevelt (the President of a nation who will eventually lead England) said

"In the name of the USA I salute the Island of Malta, its people and its defenders, who, in the cause of freedom and justice and decency throughout the world, have rendered valorous service far above and beyond the call of duty.
Under repeated fire from the skies Malta stood alone and unafraid in the centre of the sea, one tiny, bright flame in the darkness - a beacon of hope in the clearer days when which have come.
Malta's bright story of human fortitude and courage will be read by posterity with wonder and gratitude through all the ages.
What was done in this island maintains all the highest traditions of gallant men and women who from the beginning of time have lived and died to preserve the civilisation for all mankind.", (sgd) Franklin D. Roosevelt, 7 December 1943.
 

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Ezee had been insulting my girlfriend for over a month now and yet none of you have taken action about it. Now I am not pretending anything from you. But now dont take it at heart if I will insult Ezee in a very personal manner involving the people that he loves in the same way that he did

I had given him the last warning about this and I am expecting an apology about it. If this does not happen I expect that you will deal about it and if that doesnt happen then be sure that I will deal about it. And believe me it will not be nice to neither Ezee nor any posters inside this caf
feck off cumhole and feck your hairy russian whore...

can we now be sure that you will deal about it...

and I believe this means you wont be nice to me or any other posters inside this cafe... how will we tell the difference?

now write part 3 of your devilish lies about Man Utd trilogy you insestious cumhole.
 

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You had feck all worth bothing invading for. ;)
nonsense, theres cheese, butter, cabbages and spuds to name but a few commodities

the Romans just wussed out ;)
 

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Can anyone explain to Ezee (I dont want to waste my time talking to this idiot) that he is on my ignore for the simple reason that he is not worth talking with?
 

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Can anyone explain to Ezee (I dont want to waste my time talking to this idiot) that he is on my ignore for the simple reason that he is not worth talking with?
You don't put people on your ignore list...its against your principles...

Like meeting people from the Caf
 

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You don't put people on your ignore list...its against your principles...

Like meeting people from the Caf
well there is always a first thing to everything Davo.

Ive always stated that I would never ignore those people whom I have respect towards them. I still hold respect towards (I may fight frequently with you but I still respect you) you, Murt and even AEBM. But Ezee had crossed the line, and he is the first person on the caf to be on my ignore
 

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Can anyone explain to Ezee (I dont want to waste my time talking to this idiot) that he is on my ignore for the simple reason that he is not worth talking with?
dev...

is this the best you can do...

this is your fighting fire with fire and insulting my loved ones...

murt tried to stop you grooming his kids by asking you to leavehim alone... but it didnt stop you did it...

you insestious cumhole...
 

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devilish said:
Can anyone explain to Ezee (I dont want to waste my time talking to this idiot) that he is on my ignore for the simple reason that he is not worth talking with?
Is your girlfriend actually Rushian?

If so, is she the same one that Yorke was nailing, you know, when your pal Fergie got narked off at him?

Did you let Dwight Yorke nail your girlfriend?
 

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I think we can safely say that Dev has proved his point...

You don't mess with him, if the mods don't interfer he will fight back with real venom....

Or just stick someone on the ignore list....as he has actually done
 

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Is your girlfriend actually Rushian?

If so, is she the same one that Yorke was nailing, you know, when your pal Fergie got narked off at him?

Did you let Dwight Yorke nail your girlfriend?
My girlfriend is not Russian and being Russian doesnt mean that you are a whore.
 

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I think we can safely say that Dev has proved his point...

You don't mess with him, if the mods don't interfer he will fight back with real venom....

Or just stick someone on the ignore list....as he has actually done
I had never used the Ignore button in all the forum or chat rooms that I had been in. This is my first time and personally I think that it was the right thing to do.

Ezee is not the typical poster who likes to take the mick out of people as we all like to do. He is just a coward who express his frustrations at the safety of his home, insulting people whom Im sure that he doesnt have the guts to insult if facing them face to face. He is a loser and an idiot and do not deserve any respect.
 

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Im confussed, Someone pointed out that the Italians have the 3rd most troops in Iraq with the Us, Dev is continually stating that anyone who is with the Us has their tongues on the US asses, He then denies he isnt Italian, but now he is claiming Rome was italy and saying he is half italian. So your a hypocrite Dev.

Rome was not Italy, you stupid feck, know your history !!! Yes Rome is the capital of italy now but not back when Rome conquered the world.




This is a sculptor of Dev's Mother.



Maltese lesuire.



Malta Fisherman FC



DEv's GF on the right, with her bestfriend. You done a threesome yet with them dev ?
 

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devilish said:
Ezee is not the typical poster who likes to take the mick out of people as we all like to do.
You like to do that?

I've never seen you manage to do it...you haven't got the verbal capacity or wit

What are you trying to achieve here? The mods aren't interested in your whinging....you're daft threats of doing this or that are laughable and beyond you...and you're just made a laughing stock again and again

Stick to the football forums for your own good...you don't understand the humour here and always make yourself look daft
 

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Im confussed, Someone pointed out that the Italians have the 3rd most troops in Iraq with the Us, Dev is continually stating that anyone who is with the Us has their tongues on the US asses, He then denies he isnt Italian, but now he is claiming Rome was italy and saying he is half italian. So your a hypocrite Dev.

Rome was not Italy, you stupid feck, know your history !!! Yes Rome is the capital of italy now but not back when Rome conquered the world.



This is Dev and his father in Malta.



This is Dev with his boxes on his head... :houllier:



This is a sculptor of Dev's Mother.



Maltese lesuire.



Malta Fisherman FC



Dev's bro ?



DEv's GF on the right, with her bestfriend. You done a threesome yet with them dev ?
Arvani are you from Australia? That would explain everything!
 

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You going to tell me how im a sheep fecker too ... :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

Everyone in here seems to be labelled as a sheep fecker... :nono:
 

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You going to tell me how im a sheep fecker too ... :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

Everyone in here seems to be labelled as a sheep fecker... :nono:
Are you from Australia yes or no?

Or ppl with Greek blood running in them are just too feckin idiots to understand!
 

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Are you from Australia yes or no?

Or ppl with Greek blood running in them are just too feckin idiots to understand!

Im from Malta, let me have it. I admit We Maltese people are so fecken stupid. We dont know shit about our history. We feck Ugly Hairy women. And the best way to get back at our enemies is to put them on the ignore list :rolleyes:

Cockhead you know im Australia. Lets hear your "insults" about australians.
 

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The Maltese language is considered as a Semitic language because it has an Arabic base. Throughout the years, due to various factors many words of Italian and Sicilian origin were integrated into the language together with other Anglo-Saxon words during the last 200 years. This makes Maltese a very interesting language. Its development is linked closely to the rulers of the islands throughout the centuries and also to its geographic position in the middle of the Mediterranean Sea.

Although Maltese is predominantly Arabic, it is written in Latin letters which is very peculiar for a Semitic Language. This may be because it seems that Maltese was written many years after the Arab rulers were ousted from Malta. The oldest example of Maltese written language is a poem written by a Notary about 550 years ago (about 1400 AD), about 400 years after the end of Arab rule.

Maltese is a Semitic language because it has the characteristics of Semitic Languages, namely:

1. Rich in consonants
2. Poor in vowels
3. A set of consonants referred to as 'the root' is present in all the words related together i.e. that have a same 'basic idea'
4. The adjective is found after the noun
5. The article may be found even before the adjective
6. The preposition 'of' is not used but instead another form is used called 'construct state'

Maltese is mainly an Arabic language also because it has an Arabic base regarding the syntax of the sentences, the sounds of the words, the build up of words. Furthermore many of the words present in the language are of Arabic origin.

The Maltese Language has retained many of the above characteristics except for the last one which, although still present to some extent, the Maltese tend to use more and more the preposition 'of' and less the 'construct state'.

The origin of Maltese dates back to the Arab rulers who took over the island in the period 870 - 1091 AD. Prior to this, it is believed that the language used by the natives was a mixture between Latin, Greek and Punic languages, which originated from the commercial connections with the Phoenicians, many of whom settled here between 800 - 218 BC, and the Romans who ruled the island between 218 BC and 870 AD. Punic writings have been found and also some names of local villages have a Greek origin.

The Arab rulers threw out most of the natives and it seems that for many years the islands were almost uninhabited except for some Arab families who settled here. At the end of the Arab rule the population of the island was very small. The new natives' language was a Northern African dialect of Arabic. Even some present day Maltese words of Arabic origin are similar to words presently used in Northern African dialects.

The Maltese language is the only Semetic tongue officially written in the Latin alphabet. It is a modern Arabic vernacular closely related to the western Arabic dialects. In its phonetics, morphology, syntax and vocabulary it shows the strong influence of an earlier, later and continuing Sicilian (Latin) from of speech. There are 30 letters in the Maltese alphabet. The letter "y" is not part of the Maltese alphabet but the alphabet includes five special letters.

Maltese people are the descendants of ancient Carthaginians and Phoenicians, with elements of Italian and other Mediterranean stock. Devilish = Arab.
 

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Arvani said:
Im from Malta, let me have it. I admit We Maltese people are so fecken stupid. We dont know shit about our history. We feck Ugly Hairy women. And the best way to get back at our enemies is to put them on the ignore list :rolleyes:

Cockhead you know im Australia. Lets hear your "insults" about australians.
Nah personally I have nothing against the down under bastards. You had done your work in earning the "popular" tag. Now feck off to your prison island I was talking with Davo.
 

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Nah personally I have nothing against the down under bastards. You had done your work in earning the "popular" tag. Now feck off to your prison island I was talking with Davo.

The same prison island which shits all over your pesent island ? Your clueless, Malta is nothing in the world, your nothing.

I love the popular tag, better then being the mindless wanker, who lies just to make internet buddies. The same one who makes up personalities so he can be liked over the internet. Real fecken smooth.

Your trying to defend your country but the thing is you have no idea about anything which relates to your country, shit , you dont even know who you really are. You claim to be half italian but then denied it earlier, and now people in here dont know who you are because you have multiple personalities. I reckon your probably even making up the fact that you have a GF so you could sound "cool" which your not because every cnut in here is laughing at you because your clueless.

So what if my country was a "prison" look at us now, what the feck has malta done all these years ? grown a few extra sheep or caught a few extra fish, wow great economic development. You guys have really put yourselves up against the greater countries such as USA, England and Australia...

:rolleyes: wanker.
 

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The Maltese language is considered as a Semitic language because it has an Arabic base. Throughout the years, due to various factors many words of Italian and Sicilian origin were integrated into the language together with other Anglo-Saxon words during the last 200 years. This makes Maltese a very interesting language. Its development is linked closely to the rulers of the islands throughout the centuries and also to its geographic position in the middle of the Mediterranean Sea.

Although Maltese is predominantly Arabic, it is written in Latin letters which is very peculiar for a Semitic Language. This may be because it seems that Maltese was written many years after the Arab rulers were ousted from Malta. The oldest example of Maltese written language is a poem written by a Notary about 550 years ago (about 1400 AD), about 400 years after the end of Arab rule.

Maltese is a Semitic language because it has the characteristics of Semitic Languages, namely:

1. Rich in consonants
2. Poor in vowels
3. A set of consonants referred to as 'the root' is present in all the words related together i.e. that have a same 'basic idea'
4. The adjective is found after the noun
5. The article may be found even before the adjective
6. The preposition 'of' is not used but instead another form is used called 'construct state'

Maltese is mainly an Arabic language also because it has an Arabic base regarding the syntax of the sentences, the sounds of the words, the build up of words. Furthermore many of the words present in the language are of Arabic origin.

The Maltese Language has retained many of the above characteristics except for the last one which, although still present to some extent, the Maltese tend to use more and more the preposition 'of' and less the 'construct state'.

The origin of Maltese dates back to the Arab rulers who took over the island in the period 870 - 1091 AD. Prior to this, it is believed that the language used by the natives was a mixture between Latin, Greek and Punic languages, which originated from the commercial connections with the Phoenicians, many of whom settled here between 800 - 218 BC, and the Romans who ruled the island between 218 BC and 870 AD. Punic writings have been found and also some names of local villages have a Greek origin.

The Arab rulers threw out most of the natives and it seems that for many years the islands were almost uninhabited except for some Arab families who settled here. At the end of the Arab rule the population of the island was very small. The new natives' language was a Northern African dialect of Arabic. Even some present day Maltese words of Arabic origin are similar to words presently used in Northern African dialects.

The Maltese language is the only Semetic tongue officially written in the Latin alphabet. It is a modern Arabic vernacular closely related to the western Arabic dialects. In its phonetics, morphology, syntax and vocabulary it shows the strong influence of an earlier, later and continuing Sicilian (Latin) from of speech. There are 30 letters in the Maltese alphabet. The letter "y" is not part of the Maltese alphabet but the alphabet includes five special letters.

Maltese people are the descendants of ancient Carthaginians and Phoenicians, with elements of Italian and other Mediterranean stock. Devilish = Arab.
As stated I have nothing against the Arabs and I dont know why you are slagging the Arabs

The Maltese are Europeans as I had proved you out in here . Its true that the Maltese language has a strong semitic influence (altough it is not written in the arabic way) but that is all that is arabic in the Maltese culture. The Maltese are European, with the original Maltese population coming from Sicily Italy. Personally I would have nothing against being Arabic but those are the facts.
 

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The same prison island which shits all over your peasent island ? Your clueless, Malta is nothing in the world, your nothing.

I love the popular tag, better then being the mindless wanker, who liers just to make internet buddies. The same one who makes up personalities so he can be liked over the internet. Really fecken smooth.

Your trying to defend your country but the thing is you have no idea about anything which relates to your country, shit , you dont even know who you really are. You claim to be half italian but then denied it earlier, and now people in here dont know who you are because you have multiple personalities. I reckon your probably even making up the fact that you have a GF so you could sound "cool" which your not because every cnut in here is laughing at you because your clueless.

So what if my country was a "prison" look at us now, what the feck has malta done all these years ? grown a few extra sheep or caught a few extra fish, wow great economic development. You guys have really put yourselves up against the greater countries such as USA, England and Australia...

:rolleyes: wanker.

You dont really know anything about Malta am I right you convict?
 

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You dont really know anything about Malta am I right you convict?

:lol: :lol: too bad my family came from Greece, so i have no british convict connection. So cant really slag me there you fecktard. Personally i feel ashamed to have malta so close to my home country. Malta didnt bother anyone, but as soon as you spoke you just disgraced the country. Now everyone in the CAF is affraid to even visit your country because if its full of clueless fecks like you, then why would anyone want to visit the place. Everyone now has this negative view of malta because of you, good work dumbshit.
 

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devilish said:
As stated I have nothing against the Arabs and I dont know why you are slagging the Arabs.
I'm not slagging off the Arabs, just pointing out that you speak a Semitic language like Arabs do.
 

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:lol: :lol: too bad my family came from Greece, so i have no british convict connection. So cant really slag me there you fecktard. Personally i feel ashamed to have malta so close to my home country. Malta didnt bother anyone, but as soon as you spoke you just disgraced the country. Now everyone in the CAF is affraid to even visit your country because if its full of clueless fecks like you, then why would anyone want to visit the place. Everyone now has this negative view of malta because of you, good work dumbshit.
Ahh you know a lot about hair isnt it

Greeks are rather hairy, male and female. It is the Romans who took the Classical male (and female) and made them hairless. For some reason, the Romans (who were Italians...fairly hairy race, aren't they?) had a thing about body hair---men and women both got rid of all of it, everywhere.

http://www.rpg.net/forums/phorum/pf/read.php?f=51&i=4174&t=3955


http://pub18.ezboard.com/fbalkansfrm90.showMessage?topicID=12.topic

:lol:
 

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devilish said:
The Maltese are Europeans as I had proved you out.
Due to the ways that Malta has been utilised by all sorts of different people over time, you could have DNA from all over the show.
 

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Due to the ways that Malta has been utilised by all sorts of different people over time, you could have DNA from all over the show.
Ahh because the British are all from the anglo saxon race right? Heskey, Barnes, Wes, Rio they all come from those two tribes being kicked out from Germany :rolleyes:


Shut up Waeste you are talking like Hitler now
 

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devilish said:
Ahh you know a lot about hair isnt it

Greeks are rather hairy, male and female. It is the Romans who took the Classical male (and female) and made them hairless. For some reason, the Romans (who were Italians...fairly hairy race, aren't they?) had a thing about body hair---men and women both got rid of all of it, everywhere.

http://www.rpg.net/forums/phorum/pf/read.php?f=51&i=4174&t=3955

So basically your using one clueless persons opinion and incorporating it into your own clueless response ?
You like to touch on every countries stereotypical image dont you ?
So apart from me living in a convict infested country, and being hairy (which i dont understand how this is an insult, you should see my pubic hairs its a forest) what else Dev. Come on you said you were good at this. Dont tell me your saving your best till last, which is putting me on your ignore list :rolleyes:
 

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:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol: at this thread

Particular highlights - Davo's remarks about
how Dev's mums moans make her tash twitch...
His use of the phrase 'hapless cretin' and above
all the comment

"That makes no sense

Like Malta"

:lol:

Dev's massive essay on cutlural differences

Van's reply to Dev's massive essay, "you gimp".

Weaste's random thesis on the Maltese language...
no mention of Maltese's Lusitanian origins though
I notice :rolleyes:

Brilliant guys...cracked me up this did...

Oh and EZee:

Isnt that an oxymoron...
Nope. Dev, i thought you said the guy was educated?
 

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devilish said:
Ahh because the British are all from the anglo saxon race right? Heskey, Barnes, Wes, Rio they all come from those two tribes being kicked out from Germany :rolleyes:


Shut up Waeste you are talking like Hitler now
You were the one that said that you were Italian, not me.
 

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So basically your using one clueless persons opinion and incorporating it into your own clueless response ?
You like to touch on every countries stereotypical image dont you ?
So apart from me living in a convict infested country, and being hairy (which i dont understand how this is an insult, you should see my pubic hairs its a forest) what else Dev. Come on you said you were good at this. Dont tell me your saving your best till last, which is putting me on your ignore list :rolleyes:
Im checking about the Greeks and I cannot stop laughing about what I am reading about

"In addition to inventing civilization, the Greeks at this time also invented homosexuality. Of course, homosexuality existed before the Greeks, but the Greeks were the first to really enjoy it. Their main discovery lay in the area of anal sex. It took a while to master. At first they spent a long time just gently prodding each other's assholes with the tips of their penises, just sort of backing up over and over again and bumping into the ring. The guy underneath in these situations would just feel a little poke right in the middle of his anus. It took about two hundred years for them to know to just push the whole member in there. The first time they tried it, it hurt, but after that they got used to it pretty quickly and then soon after that really started to like it. Next thing you knew just about every older guy in Greece was a regular Michael Jordan of gay sex, sucking off one and two boys at the same time, fecking guys in the ass, getting fecked in the ass, making up sex-god nicknames for himself, lashing himself to tables and benches and giving little knowing twitches of his lips in conversation."

Holy Christ you certianly have a rich history Arvani!
 
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