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Get out of my Spam Rehash
I like the way you're allowed more than a couple of posts in 30 seconds. If banning people all the fecking time isn't authoratah, that certainly is.
feckin 'ell. No one calls him "Jón Þór Birgisson", he's called Jónsi, and to separate him from other Jónsi's we just say "Jónsi from Sigur Rós".Rehash said:
National hero, I don't know about that. But I know some of his friends.
Wib, stop the spam or I'll wibbled this thread.
Met him once. Has a gammy eye don't you know.bergzen said:
Wibble! If you are really serious about sending it to the classics at 5000, you shouldn't ruin the ending like that. 
Every single post in this thread has been carefully crafted to match the atmosphere of the caf at any given time, and you are ruining the masterpiece!
Every single post in this thread has been carefully crafted to match the atmosphere of the caf at any given time, and you are ruining the masterpiece!I don't know what a gammy eye means.Rehash said:
see: Thom Yorkebergzen said:
I can't see him. Where is he?Rehash said:
I'm scared.
And Ms. Choksondikbergzen said:
That's racist.Rehash said:
Bollocks.bergzen said:Wibble! If you are really serious about sending it to the classics at 5000, you shouldn't ruin the ending like that.
Bollocks.bergzen said:
Now you're getting the hang of it. See, it's not that hard.Wibble said:
Hairy bean-bag
If I go on a spam fest I can match the 5000th post on here with my 17,000th post. That would be complete and utterly pointless bollocks.
Nutsac
Huevos
No that would be quite brilliant actually. The most important post in the history of the caf.Wibble said:
Nana's purse
# 50 cents
# acorns
# agates
# apples
# apricots
# back wheels
# bags
# ballocks
# balls
# bangers
# bannocks
# baws (Scottish)
# beechams
# beans (sometimes accompanied by franks)
# bean bags
# berries
# bollocks
# bolls
# boys
# boys in the basement
# bozack (US)
# camp canabrels
# Charles and George
# chicken nuggets
# chin ornaments
# cobblers (Cockney rhyming slang)
# cods
# coin purse
# crown jewels
# eggs
# family jewels
# flesh balloons
# giggle berries (Sometimes accompanied by "twig")
# gonads
# goolies (UK)
# my guys
# hairy danglers
# Huevos
# jacobs
# jawbreakers
# klackers
# Travellers
# loins
# man ovaries
# marbles
# men that guard the ass fort
# mommy-daddy buttons (Spy Who Shagged Me reference)
# nadgers (UK)
# nads (UK, US) (from gonads[as in: "Nate's greasy nads])
# nana's Purse
# nards
# no-nos (possibly a Venture Bros. reference)
# nuts
# orchestra stalls
# pebbles
# ping and pong
# plums
# potatoes
# quarter-pounders
# richard's bells
# rocks
# stepchildren
# stones
# store
# stugats (New York - New Jersey Italian)
# sweetmeats
# tackle
# teabags
# tests
# three-threes
# troy petersens
# the twins
# uncle frank's suitcases
# watermelons
# yarbles
# acorns
# agates
# apples
# apricots
# back wheels
# bags
# ballocks
# balls
# bangers
# bannocks
# baws (Scottish)
# beechams
# beans (sometimes accompanied by franks)
# bean bags
# berries
# bollocks
# bolls
# boys
# boys in the basement
# bozack (US)
# camp canabrels
# Charles and George
# chicken nuggets
# chin ornaments
# cobblers (Cockney rhyming slang)
# cods
# coin purse
# crown jewels
# eggs
# family jewels
# flesh balloons
# giggle berries (Sometimes accompanied by "twig")
# gonads
# goolies (UK)
# my guys
# hairy danglers
# Huevos
# jacobs
# jawbreakers
# klackers
# Travellers
# loins
# man ovaries
# marbles
# men that guard the ass fort
# mommy-daddy buttons (Spy Who Shagged Me reference)
# nadgers (UK)
# nads (UK, US) (from gonads[as in: "Nate's greasy nads])
# nana's Purse
# nards
# no-nos (possibly a Venture Bros. reference)
# nuts
# orchestra stalls
# pebbles
# ping and pong
# plums
# potatoes
# quarter-pounders
# richard's bells
# rocks
# stepchildren
# stones
# store
# stugats (New York - New Jersey Italian)
# sweetmeats
# tackle
# teabags
# tests
# three-threes
# troy petersens
# the twins
# uncle frank's suitcases
# watermelons
# yarbles
Let me add some icelandic ones:
# pungur
# eistu
# hreðjar
# kúlur
# manndómur
# settið
# slátrið
# pungur
# eistu
# hreðjar
# kúlur
# manndómur
# settið
# slátrið
I have lost all motivation now.bergzen said:
Bollocks.
What's up with the location btw? In Cod We Trust?Wibble said:
http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B000ECX08S/102-8609260-1726545?v=glance&n=5174
yeah.. I've been wondering about that too..
crap.. I'ts my 2600 post and I waste it on that..
leave the thread open!!! fascists!
About 10 years ago I had a Mambo T-Shirt with the picture of a cartoon man with a fish in his mouth. Underneath this slightly odd picture was the legend "In Cod We Trust".bergzen said:
Knowing how much I despise religion my Wife bought it for me. That night we went to a party where 5 born again Christians stormed out in disgust calling me a blasphemer and muttering about Hellfire and Brimestone and the like.
Not a little funny.
Bollocks.Diego Forlans Headband said:
Only the threat of closure is keeping it going a the moment.
I'd just like to say kerfuffle.
And don't you wish you hadn't.
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