Frenkie de Jong | The last muppeting lap

[Gazza]

So, since everything that could possibly have been said about this "saga" to date has been said, over and over again, what brings you guys here?

What compels you to post something you've basically posted before? Why would you read an opinion that's already been restated by someone else?

I swear, it seems as if less than 10% of posts on any given day are interesting/original/informative. These then get added to the other 90%, that consist mainly of repetition, memes that initially drew a chuckle, and endless and endless and endless clickbait tweets. Then the baseless analyses start.

I've never been a RedCafe muppet before, and for many years I wished I was one. With FDJ I really wanted to feel what it was like - and I am left with only one conclusion.

Good god it is tedious. What a monumental waste of time.

Surely, surely there is something better you can do with your time??

Anyway - g'bye!

Been here. Done this. Next!

You've posted 150 times in this thread in about a week, you utter maniac

 

[Gazza]

Yeah, Frenkie wants to stay. The tweet is talking about what his agent wants.

I want to post a rebuttal to this point but am wary of being accused of toxic positivity

 

[lex talionis]

Can someone put together a chart of the all time greatest United transfer sagas? If FDJ hasn't taken the top prize by now I'd like to know which one reigns supreme.

 

[Mr Pigeon]

Every time I see "levers" now I picture one of those old fashioned toilet ones, and Laporta just endlessly flushing mountains of shite down it. It'll work in the short term but eventually the drain gets blocked and the entire floor is going to be soaking.

I'm on the pan right now, is what I'm trying to say.

 

[Berbaclass]

I want to post a rebuttal to this point but am wary of being accused of toxic positivity

He clearly hates Manchester though. It's factual.

 

[hellhunter]

He clearly hates Manchester though. It's factual.

Rainchester*

 

[cranston88]

Every time I see "levers" now I picture one of those old fashioned toilet ones, and Laporta just endlessly flushing mountains of shite down it. It'll work in the short term but eventually the drain gets blocked and the entire floor is going to be soaking.

I'm on the pan right now, is what I'm trying to say.

Hes flushing hit pieces to any news sources that will print them, on the players he wants out, that's for sure

 

[AlexUTD]

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Yes yes!

 

[Berbaclass]

Rainchester*

Exactly. He'd probably rather retire than come here.

 

[MIC_FIN]

Can someone put together a chart of the all time greatest United transfer sagas? If FDJ hasn't taken the top prize by now I'd like to know which one reigns supreme.

Our 6 man random panic buy on deadline day during the covid pandemic was a belter

 

[charlenefan]

Can someone put together a chart of the all time greatest United transfer sagas? If FDJ hasn't taken the top prize by now I'd like to know which one reigns supreme.

Sneijder and Vidal still remain supreme

 

[hellhunter]

Sneijder and Vidal still remain supreme

Chilevision

 

[Penna]

Shakesey is a lightweight.

 

[Gazza]

He clearly hates Manchester though. It's factual.

OK, be honest, it was you who edited De Jong's wikipedia page, wasn't it???

Frenkie de Jong
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Frenkie de Jong (born 12 May 1997) is a Dutch professional footballer who plays as a midfielder for La Liga club Barcelona and the Netherlands national team. A versatile midfielder, he is known for his vision, passing, dribbling, technique, along with strong defensive abilities, attacking prowess, and a burning hatred of all things Mancunian. De Jong has frequently been ranked among the best midfielders in world football. [4][5][6][7][8][9]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frenkie_de_Jong

 

[Carl]

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Just white noise this. So many journalists tweeting about FdJ to United without actually saying anything at all. Purely for the likes and retweets.

 

[JPRouve]

Sneijder and Vidal still remain supreme

El Mercurio hasn't confirmed Vidal's transfer yet.

 

[Andycoleno9]

Dirty ones. Filthy they are! Stinkin’!

Zouma, is that you?

 

[charlenefan]

Chilevision

Exactly, you know when a transfer saga has made it when it leaves that kind of legacy

 

[Berbaclass]

OK, be honest, it was you who edited De Jong's wikipedia page, wasn't it???



https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frenkie_de_Jong

No, but it's clearly true as Wikipedia is never wrong.

 

[Berbaclass]

Shakesey is a lightweight.

Shakesey in the mud

 

[Judas]

The Vidal saga was absolutely wonderfully ridiculous. Based on so little reality but a true muppet ride ending in absolute misery

 

[ayushreddevil9]

I want to post a rebuttal to this point but am wary of being accused of toxic positivity

I mean you can post whatever you want. That's the point of a forum anyways.

 

[Red Stone]

Every time I see "levers" now I picture one of those old fashioned toilet ones, and Laporta just endlessly flushing mountains of shite down it. It'll work in the short term but eventually the drain gets blocked and the entire floor is going to be soaking.

I'm on the pan right now, is what I'm trying to say.

I'm picturing Laporta furiously pulling levers like Jim Carrey when he's driving the rhino in Ace Ventura 2.

The proverbial fan is bound to fail soon too.

 

[altodevil]

Yes Sneijder was the best one, as others have said it was right before Twitter took over gossip.

Hazard is up there though. He literally announced his decision on Twitter, it was insane. We all watched his last Lille game, his kid came on in light blue and we were convinced he was off to shitty. Indykaila made his name on it too.

 

[Brophs]

Just white noise this. So many journalists tweeting about FdJ to United without actually saying anything at all. Purely for the likes and retweets.

+1

 

[Berbaclass]

I mean you can post whatever you want. That's the point of a forum anyways.

Not quite

 

[hellhunter]

Exactly, you know when a transfer saga has made it when it leaves that kind of legacy

Hazard with the body language analysis was also great. Not sure Lille ever had as many viewers as for his last game

 

[ayushreddevil9]

And as we all know, agents usually have their own agendas and don't act on their client's behalf

The same sources have repeatedly claimed that FdJ doesn't want to leave. If you want to be selective about transfer news so be my guest.

 

[JPRouve]

Shakesey is a lightweight.

 

[charlenefan]

Hazard with the body language analysis was also great. Not sure Lille ever had as many viewers as for his last game

Griezmann probably deserves an honoury mention as well

La Decision

 

[Gazza]

I mean you can post whatever you want. That's the point of a forum anyways.

Aw, thanks buddy!

 

[Berbaclass]

The same sources have repeatedly claimed that FdJ doesn't want to leave. If you want to be selective about transfer news so be my guest.

He doesn't want to leave. I heard he's chained himself to Busquets

 

[ayushreddevil9]

Not quite

Yeah, this applies to you

 

[GreatDane]

So, since everything that could possibly have been said about this "saga" to date has been said, over and over again, what brings you guys here?

What compels you to post something you've basically posted before? Why would you read an opinion that's already been restated by someone else?

I swear, it seems as if less than 10% of posts on any given day are interesting/original/informative. These then get added to the other 90%, that consist mainly of repetition, memes that initially drew a chuckle, and endless and endless and endless clickbait tweets. Then the baseless analyses start.

I've never been a RedCafe muppet before, and for many years I wished I was one. With FDJ I really wanted to feel what it was like - and I am left with only one conclusion.

Good god it is tedious. What a monumental waste of time.

Surely, surely there is something better you can do with your time??

Anyway - g'bye!

Been here. Done this. Next!

You'll be back.

 

[Berbaclass]

Yeah, this applies to you

Well you can't post anything you want. That's true

 

[Berbasbullet]

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Griezmann probably deserves an honoury mention as well

La Decision

What was it 6/10 he joins us?

 

[RaddyRed]

Been a tough day today, looking forward to tomorrow's swing in story when he hates Barca again and United is his only wish, before Fridays bad news he is staying again.

Right, I'm away to the Lisandro Martínez thread to tell everyone I think we are signing him to play dm.

 

[pascell]

What the absolute Gong is going down in here?

No fecking updates in 20 pages of drivel. Absolute clown shoe, Hollywood muppets in here.

If hale and pace have fecked off to Holland without their man child. Then this is dead in the deferred interest of all that is sane

Horrible Spanish twats will be filing for administration. How's a free Shlong?

Can Shlong play CM?

 

[Berbasbullet]

Been a tough day today, looking forward to tomorrow's swing in story when he hates Barca again and United is his only wish, before Fridays bad news he is staying again.

Right, I'm away to the Lisandro Martínez thread to tell everyone I think we are signing him to play dm.

See you in the Eriksen thread to tell you he won't be playing as a 10

 

[FatTails]

He clearly hates Manchester though. It's factual.

Cold, wet, no hot women, and no levers.