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Frenkie de Jong | The last muppeting lap
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A documentary video on the effects of the Frenkie De Jong thread on Redcafe Muppets: -
This is a serious problem we need to talk about.
This is a serious problem we need to talk about.
Oh no... do we have another bell ringer here?
Yes reports say he wants to stay but he's said nothing in the last few weeks and nothing since a fee has been agreed. He could have easily put a stop to all of this and said "I have no intention of leaving, and I'm open to any resolution that enables me to stay".
But no, nothing. We have no idea what's going on behind the scenes. We don't know what he's saying to Ten Hag, or to Barca or to United in general. And I can guarantee you no one on talksport does either. The only ones who know the truth are ten Hag, de Jong, United and Barca. Aside from that it's all guesswork and opinion with scraps of info thrown in
At this point this thread is like camp fire. Everyone laid back just enjoying themselves waiting for red dawn.
Philistine.
Off I go to Urban Dictionary yet again.
JUST RELEASE HIM ALREADY BEFORE WE LOSE MORE MUPPETS
Reason there are 943 pages and counting because "he doesn't want to come" is debatable. Once it's confirmed we shall call curtains.
He absolutely IS going to set old Trafford on fire. Frenkie is unique - a playmaker who will transform the way we play and control the middle of the park. He is everything Pogba failed to be and more. Better than that we are getting him with the coach who gave him his big break, and who knows how to get the most out of him. It’s going to be beautiful, and he may not score all the goals himself but he will be the start of the move, the creator, the instigator and with him behind them Bruno, Martial, Rashford and Sancho will fill their boots.
Is that short for SnapChat as I blocked that app?
You're just pissing me off now as I had to google what that meant. Why not just say mediocre. my kids actually message me like this too and I have to decipher what they mean hell they are asking me for or want/
a : a person who is guided by materialism and is usually disdainful of intellectual or artistic values. b : one uninformed in a special area of knowledge I will happily be called that if it means not knowing what the latest tik tok / snap chat etc phrases mean.
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Man that was terrific
Muppets don’t die. They rise like the phoenix from the ashes of past muppets
In my mind he's coming across like a Pirlo type player. Great distribution / ball retention who can retain possession and get the ball out to those who make the magic and he sits back like the midfield general.
It's one of the best Caf posts about made up songs I've seen in my time, so credit is due
Once a muppet, always a muppet. Muppets may faulter, they may hop off the train sometimes, but they never die.
You are wumming right. Tell me you are wumming!!
I guess. He is the first player to receive the ball out from the back. The magic flows out from there. He oozes quality. This is why Neves/Tielemans would be such a huge downgrade should we go for them and why it’s sensible to wait it out, assuming we must have assurances to still be in to this long.
The song was a work of art, can't believe it took 5 mins to come up with
In the words of Wreck it Ralf: Chapeau!Guys, I've been off this train for a week now.
My mood has improved, I'm more present, more focused...
Honestly, you'll feel a lot better if you let this one go.
My mood has improved, I'm more present, more focused...
Honestly, you'll feel a lot better if you let this one go.
Big week next week. Medical expected to be next Friday.
Can honestly say I feel good and fine, and the confidence that he'll come is still sky high
T1 source right there
It’s very much B.
Genuinely not wumming (had to google that to make sure it was what I think it means). I have little to no interest in modern apps and don't have a tik tok / snap chat / insta account etc. Modern slang means bollocks all to me and my kids can speak to me in proper English if they want a reply. I'm a good laugh but at 44, I can't be bothered downloading apps and modern slang when I should be more focused on shaving hair where I don't want it to grow and losing hair where I don't want to lose it!!
I like to watch Yellowstone on channel 5, kevin Costner, just to top off how cool I am
What medical? Are we going to drug him to bring him home?
Snatch... what a film.
"We've lost Gorgeous George"
"In the quiet words of the Virgin Mary - come again?"
We don't take no advice from a weakling.
Come on mate. It’s a quote from the movie Snatch starring jason statham. An iconic movie and the best of all its from our time.
Just ask them
The inspiration of genius takes but a moment, eh @iHicksy ?!!
Love that mental image. That’s exactly what its like, everybody huddled round the warming glow of transfer muppetdom.
Some people are just naturally gifted in the art of lyrics. He is our music muppet, creator of epic lyrics
ITK? Source?
Likewise. I have seen no reason to lose belief. I’m loving this train ride!
Barca V Real this weekend?
One thing playing him in a kickabout, another to play him in this (I’d imagine it’ll be more than your usual friendly).
Interesting to see if he plays.
One thing playing him in a kickabout, another to play him in this (I’d imagine it’ll be more than your usual friendly).
Interesting to see if he plays.
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