Frenkie de Jong | The last muppeting lap

Frenkie to United?

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Nicolarra90

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iHicksy said:
In true transfer muppetry madness. To the tune of Stan:

My team wants me sold, I wonder why
I went out on tour at all
Morning rain clouds up my window
I'm Avoiding Ten Hag’s calls,
And even if I could, i'd call my agent today,
But my wage from this transfer stall
Reminds me, that it’s not so bad
It’s not so bad.

Dear Frankie, I text you but you still ain’t callin’
I left my snapchat, my whatsapp, and my home phone at the bottom
I put two offers in in autumn, you must not’ve got em
There probably was a problem with our fax machine or something’
But anyways, feck it, what’s been up man? How’s Xavi's Barca?
I heard they're in a lot of debt, at least, according to Marca
If we have to start with Martial, guess what ima do?
Im gonna have to sell Ronnie
I read about Xavi too, I’m sorry
We had the same thing with Ole, that bitch wouldn’t play Donnie
I know you hear this everyday, but I’m your biggest fan
I even got those old Ajax training ground videos with you and Staam
My phones full of your insta reels and your pictures man
Your transfer turned redcafe into Rawk too, this thread is fat

Anyways I hope you get this man, hit me back
Just to chat, i don’t mean to nag,
This is Hag
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Just brilliant...

I get it now, it doesn't matter the outcome of the muppet season.
Maybe the real treasure are the memes we've made along the way.
 

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bludsucker said:
Come on mate. It’s a quote from the movie Snatch starring jason statham. An iconic movie and the best of all its from our time.
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I was joking a bit obviously but genuinely no. Not heard of it, seen it although they trailer looked decent so I might have a look

but there a lot of icon movies I haven’t seen and some I’ve seen others haven’t.

I only just watched all peaky blinders episodes in a month after giving up on the hype and was pleasantly surprised so snatch might be a good watch
 

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Anyone heard the rumour that FDJ and his agent were getting off with each other on a plane? Huge if true.
 

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Brophs said:
Anyone heard the rumour that FDJ and his agent were getting off with each other on a plane? Huge if true.
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If someone filmed it, we are set for 10 years of Keep It Up With The De Jongs.
 

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"I don't care if he's Muhammad I'm hard Bruce Lee! You can't give up on Frenkie! "

Britop, just now.
 

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iHicksy said:
In true transfer muppetry madness. To the tune of Stan:

My team wants me sold, I wonder why
I went out on tour at all
Morning rain clouds up my window
I'm Avoiding Ten Hag’s calls,
And even if I could, i'd call my agent today,
But my wage from this transfer stall
Reminds me, that it’s not so bad
It’s not so bad.

Dear Frankie, I text you but you still ain’t callin’
I left my snapchat, my whatsapp, and my home phone at the bottom
I put two offers in in autumn, you must not’ve got em
There probably was a problem with our fax machine or something’
But anyways, feck it, what’s been up man? How’s Xavi's Barca?
I heard they're in a lot of debt, at least, according to Marca
If we have to start with Martial, guess what ima do?
Im gonna have to sell Ronnie
I read about Xavi too, I’m sorry
We had the same thing with Ole, that bitch wouldn’t play Donnie
I know you hear this everyday, but I’m your biggest fan
I even got those old Ajax training ground videos with you and Staam
My phones full of your insta reels and your pictures man
Your transfer turned redcafe into Rawk too, this thread is fat

Anyways I hope you get this man, hit me back
Just to chat, i don’t mean to nag,
This is Hag
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Superb!
 

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Speedicut75 said:
Forget the club, what's your back up plan if we don't get him?
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I believe we'll get him, if not i believe in ten Hag. If he has backups, great. If he think he can develop a player for the role, thats great too.
He knows best to be fair with you.
 

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Another Friday come and gone and no Frenkie. I‘m slowly starting to lose my belief like a slow leak in a car tire.

Please teach me how to be a better Muppet.
 

Brownie85

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NLunited said:
Another Friday come and gone and no Frenkie. I‘m slowly starting to lose my belief like a slow leak in a car tire.

Please teach me how to be a better Muppet.
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My fellow muppet... do not fear. For Frenkie is upon us. Patience is your friend.
It shall be done, believe.
 

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Brownie85 said:
It's a quiet night on the de Jong front it seems...
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Any tweets from Sport we can throw out here to light the thread up again?

I’m sure they must have a story about FDJ cutting his wrists because of the thought of entering Manchester.
 

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Chief123 said:
Any tweets from Sport we can throw out here to light the thread up again?
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I'll be honest, i've not looked. There has to be something out there. Sport can't go a whole 2 days without ripping into United and calling them the worst club on earth and tell us in great detail how de Jong hates us
 

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Brownie85 said:
I'll be honest, i've not looked. There has to be something out there. Sport can't go a whole 2 days without ripping into United and calling them the worst club on earth and tell us in great detail how de Jong hates us
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Even the shit clickbait sites are getting bored of it
 

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Actually, Frenkie was spotted with his agent finishing a plate of dinner. Good to know his agent is keeping his client well fed.
 

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iHicksy said:
In true transfer muppetry madness. To the tune of Stan:

My team wants me sold, I wonder why
I went out on tour at all
Morning rain clouds up my window
I'm Avoiding Ten Hag’s calls,
And even if I could, i'd call my agent today,
But my wage from this transfer stall
Reminds me, that it’s not so bad
It’s not so bad.

Dear Frankie, I text you but you still ain’t callin’
I left my snapchat, my whatsapp, and my home phone at the bottom
I put two offers in in autumn, you must not’ve got em
There probably was a problem with our fax machine or something’
But anyways, feck it, what’s been up man? How’s Xavi's Barca?
I heard they're in a lot of debt, at least, according to Marca
If we have to start with Martial, guess what ima do?
Im gonna have to sell Ronnie
I read about Xavi too, I’m sorry
We had the same thing with Ole, that bitch wouldn’t play Donnie
I know you hear this everyday, but I’m your biggest fan
I even got those old Ajax training ground videos with you and Staam
My phones full of your insta reels and your pictures man
Your transfer turned redcafe into Rawk too, this thread is fat

Anyways I hope you get this man, hit me back
Just to chat, i don’t mean to nag,
This is Hag
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:lol: ffs
 
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