ive been feeling a little less confident this week but for some reason i think weve got him. no explanation for this
Frenkie de Jong | The last muppeting lap
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It's... Frenkie De Jong.
Too busy filming porn, the dweeb
I do too. I'm basing this on @The holy trinity 68 being an obvious itk
that solidified it for me.
I wonder whether he can make it in time for Brentford game?
If he's going to Chelsea they have about 8 Central midfielders.
Jorginho
Kante
Kovacic
Gallagher
De Jong
Loftus Cheek
Barkley
Chukwuemeka
Would you fancy a bid for Kante or Gallagher?
Jorginho
Kante
Kovacic
Gallagher
De Jong
Loftus Cheek
Barkley
Chukwuemeka
Would you fancy a bid for Kante or Gallagher?
Isnt it crazy for Barcelona to leave this to the last day, just so unprofessional. Especially if they now give in on the deferred wages.
Feck off - not allowing myself to believe 
And the sixth lever is Romano's flaccid wiener after this shitstain of a saga ends and he desperately scrambles around for other transfer news to wind United fans up with and stay relevant.
I've never seen anything like this, especially when their new signings are still unregistered
Can't wait for Barcelona's Amazon series to come out.
"Levers or Nothing"
Frenkie Friday in 1 hour and 13 mins…
Not if the goal of the club was to publicly make it look like they did everything in their power to keep de Jong.
They have played a game of chicken with Frenkie and it hasn't worked so far. They have pressured him to leave or reduce his wages and now they are in a position where they have to pay the deferred wages to get rid of him because he'll simply stay and screw them over
BREAKING: Barcelonas sixth economic lever is pique and Gavis mum setting up a couples only fans account
Classic!
Well, of course, after they snatch our main target, we should take their deadwood and reduce their wage bill in the process. It's not like they are supposed to be rivals or something.
Up there with watching McFred start for United in 2022.
What the feck happens if they are in a CL group of death and come 3rd? Are they gone?
Or Shrodingers briefcase, the deal is both alive and dead at the same time
Actual Frenkie Friday tomorrow. Who’d have thought it
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Brace yourself for the easiest CL group you've ever seen miraculously being put together by the UEFA computer.
The whole players not being registered thing seems like a media stunt to me. Laporta will register all players by deadline day and hell become a barca legend. Sick of that club and their levers and the billion tweets around them
What they believe and what liga let them do have been two very different things so far
I don't want to have hope but I can't help myself.
Conspiracy theories like this are absolutely wild to me
Me. Every Friday. For the last 4 months!
Eddie Guerrero vs Rey Mysterious for custody of Dominik vibes
Frenkie, Frenkie Friday... someone needs to swap bodies with Frenkie and demand a move to United within the 24 hours haha
Frenkie gets a "Multipass" to join United!
I'm no expert but I believe they'll need at least 11.
Muppet scenario? Kessie can't get registered, he leaves, comes to us, and then FDJ says feck it then leaves as well.
This whole saga has been Frankly Too Long..
Haha
Imagine after all this he stays
Has Romero put a fecking GPS in Laportas briefcase?
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